see, i can actually see that one being made
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 27 November 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
haha thats really a pretty good movie idea imo
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Saturday, 28 November 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
only if marine gets played by steve buscemi imo
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
shock reveal at end of movie = serial killer is sinbad reprising role from jingle all the way
― EFIL4RAGGETT (los blue jeans), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Working Title: Turtles, Turtles Everywhere!Release Date: June 26, 2011
Sally May Jenkins (Jane Fonda) and Billy Joe Jenkins (Beau Bridges) are quirky Louisiana turtle farmers (and part-time grandparents!) who love only one thing more than spending time with their eccentric farm family in a colorful Cajun setting: raising and caring for thousands of turtles! But when their funky swamp life is threatened by evil Yankee developer Troy Burnheart (Bradley Cooper), can the Jenkins clan manage to rally the community to save the turtle farm, or will Burnheart and his cronies succeed in draining the swamp to build a shopping mall?
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tPLC9.jpg
― caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link
let's start casting now, i want to package this up in time for berlin
must be told from the perspective of the dog
not with v/o or anything but by only shooting what is immediately visible to the dog. then he trips balls and dies ;_;
― avatar 2: the na'vi ending story (gbx), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/2dmh5pw.jpg
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
and youll never believe what happens next...
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I want to make an avatar movie except everybody is green instead of blue and at the end you find out that pandora...was actually earth all along
― you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
we are currently accepting ideas for our premiere movie--please post a 50-200 wd pitch to this thread for consideration. you should cast the movie with your dream actors--no guarantees we will be able to sign those actors
― max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
pandora...was actually earth a burrito all along
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
after the revelation there will be a 15 minute long coda where a digitally resurrected jimmy stewart dresses the the earth up in different eco-costumes, getting closer and closer to the truth until the earth's conscience gets the better of her xxp
― you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
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exec producer credit right here.
― caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
unobtainium = guacamole
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin hell you would have them FLOCKING to the IMAX to see a burrito in 3D
― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
3D!!
it will change cinema 4EVER
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
four-word pitch:
MICHAELSNOWWAVELENGTH3D
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
a time-travel thriller about evolved dinosaurs that disguise themselves as dog catchers
― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
but instead of dogs they catch people
and force them to compete against each other in a secret arena on the moon.
― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
love it
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
cast it for me
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
well get renny harlin to do it as his comeback
sam jackson as nick fury
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
JAGGER DOES AMERICA
this would sort of be like a 'no reservations' style weekly tv series chronicling l0u1s jagg3r's first tour of america -- he would do 'things' and go to 'places' but the crux of the show & the hook that would keep viewers coming back would be his own writing & narration in classic jaggerian prose -- also there would be cooking interludes, like we would find him a kitchen and he would do like two or three quick dishes, recipes posted on our website
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 October 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
― max, Monday, 4 October 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
needs a sidekick
that wd be me
― frederick bunce esq, professional sidekick, Monday, 4 October 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
awes
― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
aw nakh I thought you was gonna volunteer
― acoleuthic, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
pledge £10 to an ilx0r paypal fund for plane tix + digicam
as godard said, all you need to make a film is a girl and a gun a max and a jag
― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
ignore this buffoon, I smoke a pipe and possess my own Super 8 camera
― frederick bunce esq, professional sidekick, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
no sidekick for lj
― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
btw nakh when are you and I gonna bro down over a tumbler of something lethal and a grand sporting occasion
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
hmmnph if i ever get freebies to a cricket match again i'll let u know but i imagine the irlj experience is probably too intense for delicate souls like yrs truly
― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
am generally pretty low-maintenance + coyly affable IRL and not terrifying (ppl are free to dispute this btw) - think on it dude, you seem A+ sound
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i feel like coy is a thing you cannot call yourself. like, other people can observe that you're coy but if you call yourself coy it makes me wonder.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
not coy--"coyly affable"
― max, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
"affable, in a coy manner"
i thought about that and i am not sure what it means frankly, but still
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
it was a sort of deliberate oxymoron? idk. you're right.
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
LJ: COYLY AFFABLE S01E01 script
LJ sits crosslegged in front of the fly-ridden corpse of a coyote, clutching antique winchester rifle and staring unblinkingly into the camera for some 10 seconds w/ blood stripes under his eyes
INTERTITLE; THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF DEATH IN THE MIND OF SOMEONE LIVING
LJ: THIS is my story, and all thee who bear witness to it shall know my glory, for terra incognito is but an enticement to my kind [etc]
― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
:D x1000000
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
inspired by reading this piece goole linked on the Giffords shooting thread: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/print/2011/01/is-jared-loughner-a-white-house-case/69348/
"White House Case" is the term of art used by psychiatrists since the at least the 1960s to describe a distinct subset of the mentally ill who become psychotically preoccupied with the inhabitants of the White House or other government offices.
The White House Case (dark comedy)
Over the years, the psych ward at St. Elizabeth's Hospital's in Washington DC has collected a rag-tag bunch of patients, all committed for exhibiting a peculiar (though not violent) obsession with various US presidents. A group of 5 such patients have over the years formed a close fraternal bond while spending their years in the ward together, each having been committed for their unhealthy obsession with a different late-20th century US president.
One night, they catch wind that some staff at St. Elizabeth's are actually being using their employment as a cover for their membership in a clandestine rogue terrorist group planning on assassinating the current US president. As the only people in the world capable of stopping this plot, they must band together to break out of St. Elizabeth's, warn the authorities of this plot, convince anyone they can that they're not crazy, and save the president's life.
I see this being Eddie Murphy's "comeback" performance as the Regan-obsessed patient.
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
― max, Thursday, 13 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
lets start preproduction next month
coen bros, i'm hearing coen bros?
Sweet pitch
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link