basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

touch my butt
this is life

IS HOWLNG AMYL IN THRU BULLIT HOLE
WHEN U STAB THE NATURE W COUNTERFEIT ROUBLES

yr business emporium is worth $587.42

the weather forecast is: cloudy

how many teas do you want to sell?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44330000/jpg/_44330337_teapot_416_ap.jpg
TEA PLUS S&M IS STEAM

SCALD ME POUR ME STEAM ME TEA ALL OVER ME

"teasexual"

http://www.chiangmainews.com/images/ecmn/data/0mycup_h.gif

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/TS/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/C0020/C0020796/C0020796.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/7823392_8ad6715a5d.jpg?v=0

lk thread ?^7

Freezing breath on the window pain
http://i34.tinypic.com/xtyt3.jpg
Lying waiting

The music is weaving
http://i33.tinypic.com/2elr2qb.jpg
Haunting notes pizzicato strings

The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
http://i34.tinypic.com/9rn3fs.jpg
It fades to the distance.

It stays with you until
The feeling is gone
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only you and I
This means nothing to me

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

underrated thread imo

underrated poster imo

good thread

if lj stayed in this mode 24-7 I would become big supporter

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lj is a surprisingly good usic imitator

apparently i can't tell the diff. between harmless if slightly risque spiralli bait and world-ending gut-wrenching thread-locking ban-necessitating crepeyness, i may have been wearing these PJs too long again

i started that life coach thread for a reason, dude

lol @ the surmounter post

i am properly clothed but i feel this thread needs a bump

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, January 16, 2009 12:29 PM (6 months ago) [IP: 71.249.215.136] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the all-time great posts i do believe

lj have you seen the episode of the office where ryan explains that he's set up a blog for Creed called "Creed's Thoughts" but it's really a MS Word document on Creed's desktop that Creed thinks is on the internet

silence yon petticoats and let me perform

HERDED FAUST INTO GLOCK CHAMBER
DREAD DOG JEDI SPAWNING VERTICAL I FESTOON YH FACTORY
ITS PARSIMONY FOR LEGUMES
ALL SMOTHERING DOWN THE BANQUET LINE
GAROTTED BEYOND FAITH IN A SHOT CARTILAGE
MERCY VILLAGE AINT ALL EXPENSES ALL FEUDAL GOLD
HOWS YH TARIFF I AINT SEEN NO BLOODAXE

great now you're think you're the second coming of mark e. smith

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d-mage g-d s-just ban <P

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is ice everythere

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2009/01/ice-chunks_harbourfront_hto_snow_01.jpg

THE ARCHERS GO AT THE FRONT OTHERWISE UR MEN GET SHOT

sealevel is not an evil seal ;¬R

oral medication
like two-ton punch

http://www.swisseduc.ch/glaciers/earth_icy_planet/icons-03/09-ice-avalanche.jpg

IT IS FALLIN INTO YR EYES

louis u smokin the ganj??

http://www.klipsi.ch/FranzJosefLand/pushing-iceberg.jpg

SEALEVEL IS REVENGE INFLATE YR LIFEBUOY MARINER

dry ice throat hex anaphylactic marijuana spasmodic DREAD DOG cof

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Dexter/IceTruckFound1.jpg

OFF 2 INFERNO BYE

TTYII

http://www.thedieselgypsy.com/ICE-Truck-1.jpg

TALK 2 U IN ICE

FILLETING STARBUCKS WITH RUNCIBLE CONDUIT
I BREACH THE PERISCOPE THRU ULTRAFUCK SKULLFLOOR

where did u ice me

http://www.italianfoodnet.com/uploads/img/news-oysters_ice.jpg

where did u ICE me

Uh . . . everything ok there Louis?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/R_4xiK1LFXI/AAAAAAAAACA/ElhGcWh2Yu4/s400/ice+sculpture!.jpg

N WHERE R U ICING ME 2

crevettes i ice
prawns i ice
shrimps i ice
langoustines i ice
all the crustaceans are now ice
everything is ice
ice is everything
i am stronger thru crustacean ice

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (1 year ago)

wish i was at home in me pyjamas right now tbh

overrated thread tbh

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

why does lj persist w/ his fruity GMH stuff when he has quality like that in reserve

real talk

theres poetry in this boy you just gotta beat it out of him

lj was on some real company flow shit in this thread

^^

these crockeries will not wash yrself
bend shallow plate to my oceanic swipes

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/12002881/Whirly_Wash_Water_Powered_Brush.jpg

WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

http://www.watsonsfloormats.com/images/web/clean_and_green-l.jpg

WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/07/brick-washing-machine-220x153.jpg

THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

http://www.5minutesforspecialneeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cleaning_toilet.jpg

GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

http://pixdaus.com/pics/12361261619tI4TqU.jpg

FUCK LO

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/wash1.jpg

FUCK LO F'^X

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx55J7VFI/AAAAAAAABKY/xTMlyaZyGxk/airplane%20washing%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx6gBW_cI/AAAAAAAABKc/Tfutcnxx4B0/airplane%20washing%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~genmaps/genfiles/COU_files/ENG/LIN/mercator_wash-det_1620.jpg

TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

the wafhe
the wafhe
the wafhe
TH WAFH

THWAFH

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Llewellyn also presents Scrapheap Challenge and Hollywood Science, the latter of which is a joint production between the BBC and the Open University. Llewellyn also recently played the role of the perplexed 'Gryphon' in the film MirrorMask (2005).

LLEWELLYN U ARE PERPLEXED GRYPHON LET US BUILD ALKALIS TGETHER

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:89uxvrspDO70oM:http://www.dreslough.com/main/fantasy/gryphon.jpg&t=1

ACIDS DROOL BASES RULE

ill shit

http://www.geekjosh.com/gryphon.jpg

LOOK I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW HYDROXIDE
WITH THIS PAW DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP

U STACK TART WHY U THINK I DO NOT BURN TO TOUCH UPPER PH
IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT DISSOLVE

http://digitalart.org/images/artwork/0062500-62801/fantasy/gryphon.jpg

I
B
STYLIN
INSOLUBLE

http://images.elfwood.com/art/p/e/petrar/the_gryphon.jpg

MY MATTER WITHSTANDS

tbh sodium wash reqd lets draw h pissy cloth across m grime

steel rotary amour

c classy t fin

:)