if you can find someone who'll act like a strong lawyer i've got an idea
― rorschaq (usic), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
weekendersspring 2011
a series of sketches limning the lives of the professional class at the turn of the 21st century, centering around archer park (iddo goldberg) and reade mason (ryan mcpartlin) and a party being held at archer's parents house on the outskirts of new canaan, ct. the narrative unfolds to the pattern of joyce's series of stories "dubliners" with the last few scences echoing the dead as mason and his girlfriend (january jones) prepare to leave for the party
― °° × Þ°))·ΞЊ (Lamp), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ proof that me n max can deliver u oscars
lol triple-posting but: congrats caek!!!!
― °° × Þ°))·ΞЊ (Lamp), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks guys, i will put some of this money into MALFPCLLC
― caek, Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Thinking of throwing this over to Apatow but I'll give you guys the first pich. Weekend at Bernie's remake. Seth Rogan and Jason Schwartzman in for McCarthy and Silverman as Larry and Richard. Elizabeth Banks as the love interest, cameo by Will Ferrell as obnoxious drunken party guest, and William H. Macy as Bernie.
― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
we need to shoot a serialized remake of taxi driver starring ramz - distributed via tweets of course
― ice cr?m, Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:27 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 April 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
loooool was cummin here to post:
"tweeter"winter 2011
special agent cassiopeia dark hasnt felt the same since her partner and lover case millner was killed by the deranged psychopath who had been stalking her. shes drinking in the daytime and on extended leave from her job at the fbi. so when someone sets up a twitter account in case's name her friends and co-workers advise her to forget about it, move on, focus on getting herself back together rather than some teenager's bad joke. but the tweets keep getting more and more personal, more disturbing and cassiopeia has to hunt down her demons 140 characters at a time.
― (Palm) springs sprungs (Lamp), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
i can see that with maybe elisha cuthbert as cassiopeia dark?
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
totally
― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
self-aware catchphrase: "the tweets are coming from inside the house!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
also obv needs an expository scene where the hip IT person/love interest (shia leboeuf) explains twitter to her/the audience
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
this may seem like a hackneyed or limited mindspace but i want explore the backstage dynamic at a kids tv show
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
seems ripe
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
do a treatment and well take a look at it
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 18 May 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
ya tbh i have long since forgiven most of my tormentors, i mean i never got my fingers broken but i eventually had sex and got invited to parties and stuff so i guess it all evened out
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:45 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thank u to s1ocki for making the connection. maybe show this to linklater?
― caek, Friday, 17 July 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"black friday" - shoppers who show up at a midnight sale on black friday are terrorized by a serial killer who locks them in and dispatches with them one by one. gruesome death modes: bled to death from paper cuts made with cut-out coupons, crushed to death between shopping carts, etc. their only chance is a disgraced marine who only came to the sale to get his daughter the perfect xmas present, now he'll have to fight his way out if he wants to see her again.
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 27 November 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
see, i can actually see that one being made
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 27 November 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
haha thats really a pretty good movie idea imo
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Saturday, 28 November 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
only if marine gets played by steve buscemi imo
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
shock reveal at end of movie = serial killer is sinbad reprising role from jingle all the way
― EFIL4RAGGETT (los blue jeans), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Working Title: Turtles, Turtles Everywhere!Release Date: June 26, 2011
Sally May Jenkins (Jane Fonda) and Billy Joe Jenkins (Beau Bridges) are quirky Louisiana turtle farmers (and part-time grandparents!) who love only one thing more than spending time with their eccentric farm family in a colorful Cajun setting: raising and caring for thousands of turtles! But when their funky swamp life is threatened by evil Yankee developer Troy Burnheart (Bradley Cooper), can the Jenkins clan manage to rally the community to save the turtle farm, or will Burnheart and his cronies succeed in draining the swamp to build a shopping mall?
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tPLC9.jpg
― caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link
let's start casting now, i want to package this up in time for berlin
must be told from the perspective of the dog
not with v/o or anything but by only shooting what is immediately visible to the dog. then he trips balls and dies ;_;
― avatar 2: the na'vi ending story (gbx), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/2dmh5pw.jpg
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
and youll never believe what happens next...
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I want to make an avatar movie except everybody is green instead of blue and at the end you find out that pandora...was actually earth all along
― you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
we are currently accepting ideas for our premiere movie--please post a 50-200 wd pitch to this thread for consideration. you should cast the movie with your dream actors--no guarantees we will be able to sign those actors
― max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
pandora...was actually earth a burrito all along
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
after the revelation there will be a 15 minute long coda where a digitally resurrected jimmy stewart dresses the the earth up in different eco-costumes, getting closer and closer to the truth until the earth's conscience gets the better of her xxp
― you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
pandora...was actually earth a burrito all along― ice cr?m, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 2:48 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 2:48 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
exec producer credit right here.
― caek, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
unobtainium = guacamole
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin hell you would have them FLOCKING to the IMAX to see a burrito in 3D
― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
3D!!
it will change cinema 4EVER
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
four-word pitch:
MICHAELSNOWWAVELENGTH3D
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
a time-travel thriller about evolved dinosaurs that disguise themselves as dog catchers
― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
but instead of dogs they catch people
and force them to compete against each other in a secret arena on the moon.
― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
love it
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
cast it for me
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
well get renny harlin to do it as his comeback
sam jackson as nick fury
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
JAGGER DOES AMERICA
this would sort of be like a 'no reservations' style weekly tv series chronicling l0u1s jagg3r's first tour of america -- he would do 'things' and go to 'places' but the crux of the show & the hook that would keep viewers coming back would be his own writing & narration in classic jaggerian prose -- also there would be cooking interludes, like we would find him a kitchen and he would do like two or three quick dishes, recipes posted on our website
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 October 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
― max, Monday, 4 October 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
needs a sidekick
that wd be me
― frederick bunce esq, professional sidekick, Monday, 4 October 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
awes
― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
aw nakh I thought you was gonna volunteer
― acoleuthic, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link