basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

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http://www.klipsi.ch/FranzJosefLand/pushing-iceberg.jpg

SEALEVEL IS REVENGE INFLATE YR LIFEBUOY MARINER

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

dry ice throat hex anaphylactic marijuana spasmodic DREAD DOG cof

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

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OFF 2 INFERNO BYE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

TTYII

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

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TALK 2 U IN ICE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

FILLETING STARBUCKS WITH RUNCIBLE CONDUIT
I BREACH THE PERISCOPE THRU ULTRAFUCK SKULLFLOOR

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

where did u ice me

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

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where did u ICE me

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Uh . . . everything ok there Louis?

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

crevettes i ice
prawns i ice
shrimps i ice
langoustines i ice
all the crustaceans are now ice
everything is ice
ice is everything
i am stronger thru crustacean ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

louis are you bored? do you need something to do?

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ICE NICE PRAWN CORN SPRICE IN TRICE IS NICE QUEEN LANGOUSTINE THE SHRIMP I IMP THE CREVETTE ICE IS ICE ALL OVER MY ICE PLZ

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

omg @ ice carriage

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

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all of these things r crustaceans u see

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

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honey i have crustaceans 4 u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

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i have CROSSED OCEANS honey and also brought crustaceans

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

crustaceans r the antidote 2 ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

2ice 2ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

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i am sorry sire your consignement of ices was not available

allow me to reimburse u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

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i am going out captain scott
i may b some time

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i may b some time.

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

a lyfe lived in dreams is no lyfe at allll u hav 2 touch the ground now & then u have to [underlined]

\soft softer softest seek comformt in things being last where u put them. secret secrete successs

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

welcome back, weve missed u

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

can we make "touch my butt/this is life" the ile board description

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (1 year ago)

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

wish i was at home in me pyjamas right now tbh

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

overrated thread tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

why does lj persist w/ his fruity GMH stuff when he has quality like that in reserve

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

real talk

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

theres poetry in this boy you just gotta beat it out of him

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lj was on some real company flow shit in this thread

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

^^

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

these crockeries will not wash yrself
bend shallow plate to my oceanic swipes

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

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WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

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WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

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THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

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GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

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FUCK LO

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

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FUCK LO F'^X

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

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MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

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TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

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TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link


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