I Don't Like Murali

The track at Galle got inside our heads
It looked like a dusty road
And nobody wants to bat all day
Why can’t they doctor tracks at home?
And Johnny doesn’t understand it
It’s just not like the green and gold
Cos it’s been a shit season
A real non-season
And what would today’s reason be (moan)

Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
He’s gonna shoot (shoooot)
The whole side down

The Cricinfo machine is tough and mean
it types of gnomes to a waiting world
Alfie’s mother wasn’t shocked
When JL blocked
As Slat’s mum’s thoughts turn to
Her own little girl
Out for 16 in to the nightclub scene
Ball moved off the seam now he’s off the team
Cos it’s been a shit season
A real non-season
And what would today’s reason be (moan)

Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
He’s gonna shoot (shoooot)
The whole side down

All the Aussies are out at the test ground now
The chucker’s got his scalps the dirty rat
And the team’s out early and we should be learning
That the lesson today is how to bat
But while the captain’s spewing
What the hell was he doing?
All of a sudden we want Tugger back
Cos it’s been a shit season
A real non-season
What were the reasons why played like that?

Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
Tell me why
I don’t like Murali
He’s gonna shoot (shoooot)
The whole side down

regards,

REB

*apologies to The Boomtown Rats.