JARVIK

http://www.google.com/patents?id=e_IrAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&img=1&zoom=4&hl=en&q=jarvik&sig=KuPLl8Bx39BRbrC0UI5cUhBujV8

jarvik is like totally the sound of 130 bpm techno
OUTLAW THE JARVIK
OUTLAW THE JARVIK
OUTLAW THE JARVIK OUTLAW THE JARVIK OUTLAW THE JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK JAAAAAA A A A A A A A A

TECHNO JARVIK: JARIK 2000

http://www.newsobserver.com/content/news/health_science/story_graphics/20051213_heartpump.jpg

THUMP
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jarvik
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JARVIKVIKVIK
THUMPJAR
VIKJAR

he would get so less respect if people knew his heart was beatless

OMG FAKE JARVIKS

BTW, a body double rowing expert does the rowing in those Lipitor TV ads, not Dr. Jarvik (see "Lights ... Camera ... Attention ... Row!"). In the photo below -- taken by Jarvik's rowing stand-in during filming of the commercial -- Dr. Jarvik obviously is not far from shore in a rigged-up canoe.

http://pharmamkting.blogspot.com/2006/08/confusing-creativity-with-mission.html

http://www.cncmagazine.com/archive01/v2i07/images/v2i07w.jpg

"When I was a student, I was rejected by every medical school I applied to at first."

LOL BECAUSE I AM A GOAT EYES

he only got in to BLACK WARLOCK HELL SCHOOL OF ZOMBIFICATION

BWHSZ

that was the sound some of the star wars guns made

BWHSZ
BWHSZ

JARVIK AS SITH LORD

WHY DOES DARTH PEOPLES NEVER WANT TO PULSE

the world is ruled by a cabal of 39 clones of the original "robert jarvik," known to the babylonians as "grzad'th-dur"

-- max, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:27 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^important info, from I Love Baseball

BABB EE LON
LON LON LON LON LON

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Lot/9872/shatnervision.jpg

I just ripped the shatner versions of "lucy in the sky with diamonds" and "tambourine man" last night

http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/images1/RippinRock.jpg

that sounds almost disgusting

http://web.mit.edu/invent/iow/images/jarvikport.gif

Creator of the Jarvik-7, Dr. Robert Jarvik is now working on the Jarvik 2000, a thumb-sized heart pump. "This came from the understanding that people want a normal life and just being alive is not good enough." - Dr. Robert Jarvik

What's up, God Complex?

just being alive is not good enough I WILL BECOME IMMORTAL

The University of Maryland Medical Center is the third U.S. medical center to do this procedure. Why was Maryland selected to take part in this study?

It was because of Dr. Bartley Griffith. We've worked together for a very long time. The first Jarvik-7 heart implant he did was only the seventh patient ever to have a Jarvik-7. That patient was the best man at my wedding, and he lived about 11 years before dying of cancer. So I've worked with Dr. Griffith since then [mid '80s] and he asked if he could participate in this study when he got to the University of Maryland.

WTF: his best man at his wedding with MARYLON VOS SAVANT was a patient of his???

this is a great man

a great man at being totally the evilest

this is a great man

Great, Jarvik's gotten to jhoshea

i think i'll call the documentary "this is a great man who made his own heart! think about that - he made a heart! (all by himself)"

http://graphics.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_sellout_adam_bgjd.jpg

http://www.augustrocks.com/media/BRAINWASH_Logo.JPG

i dreamt of jarvik last night. i sat alone in my room, writing in a language i knew not of while the sound of wind and rain crashed about me. when i looked up from my desk, there he was, cloaked in darkness, as though light itself could not penetrate his being. his eyes, black and goated, pierced through me, and i fell to my knees as he forced me to swear allegiance to him. when i awoke, i found i was bearing the occultic mark of JARVIK, he who was before the hebrew god.

i fear i have not much longer to live.

no max they can't get to you, too!!!!!

http://www.satanic-kindred.org/images/baphomet1.gif

What does it mean that the sound of the subway on its track this morning was saying JARVIKJARVIKJARVIKJARVIK?

It means JARVIK has infilitrated the subway, not too surprising since JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK, INC is based in NYC

Jarvik Heart, Inc. is a private company that develops miniaturized heart assist devices for the treatment of severe heart failure. The company, formed in 1988, is located in Manhattan,

more like UNDER manhattan am I right

embedded in the schist

spawning morlocks

MORLOCKS WITH BEATLESS HEARTS AND GOATY EYES

EXACTLY

http://scottruskamp.com/pictures/Mole%20People.jpg

OK guys when we think J-RV-K is reading our threads, we should use this special goat eyes signal to alert each other:

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actually that doesn't look much like horns at all.

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Jarvik should not pitch Lipitor, says CONGRESS!

NBC's science guru Robert Bazell wrote last year that while Jarvik is an M.D., he doesn't have "the strongest credentials." His grades as an undergrad at Syracuse University weren't good enough for U.S. med school, so he attended the University of Bologna in Italy, leaving after two years. In 1976, Jarvik graduated from the University of Utah's med school, but he never did an internship or practiced medicine, Bazell wrote.

robert bazell is not long for this world, I fear

I think Jarvik is behind the Storm Worm

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/01/zombie-computer.html

good catch abbott!!!

o man i want a zombie computer army so bad

http://tor.eff.org/ somewhat ok

thanks abbott--pls to see BAZELL thread

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technotronic#Trivia :O

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/07/business/media/07jarvik.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

fuck u mr que i came here to post that

oh well i'll do it anyway

UNDEAD

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/07/business/07jarvik.190.1.jpghttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/07/business/07jarvik.190.1.jpghttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/07/business/07jarvik.190.1.jpg

Congress Asks Pfizer: Why Did You Have A Stunt Double Row For Dr. Jarvik ?

The Jarvik inquisition is the best thing the Democratic congress has done.

oh fuck

“He’s about as much an outdoorsman as Woody Allen,” said a longtime collaborator, Dr. O. H. Frazier of the Texas Heart Institute. “He can’t row.”

HAHAHAHA

“I accepted the role of spokesman for Lipitor because I am dedicated to the battle against heart disease, which killed my father at age 62 and motivated me to become a medical doctor,” it said. “I believe the process of educating the public is beneficial to many patients, and I am pleased to be part of an effort to reach them. Also I am, as most of you are aware, an evil multi-dimensional being.”

fuck u mr que i came here to post that

it's cool, we all need to be vigiliant and dedicated to our cause. i admire everyone's committment during these dark creepy times.

Pfizer to End Lipitor Campaign by Jarvik

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/25/business/25cnd-pfizer.html

oh man i dont even wanna know what jarvik is gonna do to these fool

Jarvik to End Pfizer by Sinister Campaign

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Robert_Jarvik&curid=364273&diff=204681445&oldid=201011331

r.i.p. Uncle Jarvik

His job there was to study a relatively unknown substance then called d-lysergic acid, a psychotropic drug inadvertently discovered a decade earlier by the Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann, who died April 29.

“It sounded interesting to me,” Dr. Jarvik told the journal Addiction in a 2001 interview. “I put notices in The Village Voice newspaper, asking for volunteers, and hippies would volunteer to be subjects. I gave them LSD and various psychological tests I had worked out.”

It would be revealed only later, to Dr. Jarvik and to the public, that the financing for his research had come from the Central Intelligence Agency, which throughout the 1950s was looking for chemical agents to use as truth serums and other weapons in conducting the cold war.