ILC MOD APLICATION PROCESS NOW OPEN * DO U WANT TO BE AWESOME ILC MOD CLICK HERE

I AM TOTALLY WTF, NON SEQUITUR, APROPOS OF NOTHING KINDA GUY - ALSO I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT CRICKET

heave ho thank you for your application - plz specify your desired area of expertises and responsibility. we will need this information to fully process your application. thank you.

YOUR FELLOW BALKAN BORED STATETHREADS SUPPORT YOU IN THIS, YOUR HOUR OF GLORY ILC!

ty john justen (what a nice fellow!)

dear jhøhesa

pls make me a mod i am witty and talented. i have five fingers on each hand and i can type at easly 100-500 words per minute as certified by dr. mavis beacon. i am currently enrolled at an ivy league school located in los angeles commonly known as "l.a." or the city of angels where i major in the english lanugage by reading books and often writing essay.

i am also very good looking and have had sex more than three times.

what do i bring to ilc? what about this: i invented the game of criciky. cricket. i also love the sprot of baseball which is similar to chrickt in that there is a ball and a bat, and also bases. i can speak in an english accent if necessary: wot wot cheerio ey there u bird lets hav a bit o poppage!!

finally i am facebook friends with louis francis xavier jagger esq. and he can vouch for my accuracy of this application and my good intentions.

what would my specialty be well for example i could perform the atasks usually assigned to "ilx system" for example "hello this poll is almost done" and "hello this poll is doen." here is another specialty i am very good at writing in capitals HELLO HELLO CAPITAL LETTS. finally since i am over 6'6" and have a very low body fat percentage (<60%) i would be an vert effective enforcer of certain ilc policies such as "dont be lame."

thank you for considering my c=aplication

max r3ad o.b.e.

please contact me for reference

congratulations max your application has been accepted and will be officially submitted to the system mods shortly. your area of specialties is CAPS and acting like a computer. welcome!

my area of expertise is digging up embarrassing pictures of bros on the internets:

example 1

example 2

example 3

example 4

haha ok good yr in heave ho congrats!

Best of the afternoon to you, my right honourable friend Jho Shea Esquire.

I too would like to board the good ship ILC, en route to a better Internet, and indeed a greater understanding of what makes cricket crick. My credentials are self-evident: not only did I describe in easily-digestible English the Summer Game, thus converting former agnostics such as yourself, but I then expounded in illustrated manuscript the wonders - and indeed perils - of Twenty20. Further to this, I recently demonstrated my grasp of all things fearsome with a thread dedicated to superior killing abilities. All of this points to my potential as a pillar of this gleefully renegade agglomeration.

I can not only vouch for Master R3ad's efficiency and excellence in all he claims, but I can add my own not immodest talents to the formidable array of moderation available to ILC. Did you know, for instance, that I once got lost along a coastal path? Only a man of native genius could even attempt something so extravagant, so against-the-grain.

At this juncture, I would like to add that I am contemporaneously auditing an original vinyl print of Hawkwind's 1975 LP "Warrior On The Edge Of Time" on our home record-player.

My especial seasoning amongst the ILC condiment set would be a sprinkling of basil; nothing too spicy or effusive, but a tasteful addition, with the power to transform a splendid dish into magnificence. To the point, then: my brief would be to make ILC more 'crickety'. Little details here and there: changed usernames, jpgs, ASCII wickets...all of these will materialise and to invigorate this pretty corner of server-space. Of course, to ensure the upkeep of all ILC aspects, I will perpetuate memes, ribaldry, cordial exchange, low body-fat counts, and sparkly imaginaria. On which note, (-)

I await your reply in earnest,

Loo-is J'Agger BA(Hons) MA PhD (Mrs.)

o yah looy jagz is in - his specialty is cricket!

sooooo psyched

we will definitely win "board of the year" this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred Nerk, look upon what you could have been, and weep.

each mod should be in charge of something really good! so let me know what thing you want to be in charge of and i will tell you if its really good! then you will start threads abt it and be in charge of it!

I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO BE +1 MOD of ILC

-charming at times, sassy at others
-refuse to suffer fools,
-i'm good at fake polls see for example What's the worst part of this video?

Which song is worse American Pie or We Didn't Start The Fire

--i could be in charge of ILC polls, whenever we need one i can start it. think of me as the election board of ILC

-i dislike ILM very much and wish to see it go like this

http://members.tripod.com/~Pajamahead/pics/alderaan2.jpg

total activity, that's me

l;ike this

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DSTime2.jpg

hop aboard que! whoa watch out for that tripod lol!

we will definitely win "board of the year" this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- max, Thursday, November 15, 2007 6:27 PM (2 hours ago)

ILX SYSTEM

this user has been successfully banned

(you can tell i'm kidding because i spelled successfully right, which ILX SYSTEM can not do.)

board of the year should be a friendly competition john justen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

before i went with the banned message, i was trying to come up with a way to make this t (o_O) t but with a smiley in the middle.

i failed.

ILC has less ZENTITS and more DOGTITS

(than IRT)

t (:D) t

i kind of like that, like a happy curious dog giving you the finger.

t (^_^) t

oh see now i just feel stupid.

well thats why you mod the IDIOT thread repository amirite

(jokes bruv)

t (;_;) t

lol bord warz

WE NEED TWO MORE BOREDS TO FORM TEH VOLTRON

Um, I have the "live scoreboard" of the Australia vs Sri Lanka Test Match open on my desktop at work atm, this is an example of my dedication to the gaem of crisket. (Phil "Jaquesy" Jaques has made a deese start with 17no [inc 2 boundaries], btw).

Also I wld ban Bo Jackson Overdrive if he showed up around here

thanckx.

("JAQUESY" WILL GET A CENTURY GUYSE) (CURRENTLY 93NO)

HA CURRENTLY 93. hilarious.

also he got the century!

The winner will be the first of you fagz who can grow a Merv Hughes moustache!!

hmmm i dunno w4lter im not quite as familiar w/yr work as some other applicants and the best you can do is some indecipherable cricket speak (already louis' territory) and promising to ban some already banned guy.

i'm not turning you down. but i need you to wow me here.

shimura kisses

I'm backing W4LTER. I think his special power should be the ability to image-bomb any sub-standard thread with gratuitous scenes of WOMEN'S RUGBY. He's really, really good at that.