basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

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I ATE A POPPAGE IT WAS GASEOUS
BORING BUSHELS IT PUSHES CLAYMORES INTO ORANGE FLESHES
HOW'S IT WE AIN'T POPPED THE PARTY SMOKE TRASH IN THE FROG-LEG
NOW YOU HEAR WE GOT SQUASHED BY HIKERS
YOU FIND THE PICKAXE IN THE CABARET INTERNET
THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

faulty usic codebroken ;] >=>

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

-------
(REALM)
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― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/uk_high_speed_trains/img/4.jpg
U STYLIN GODLESS

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1228/701684287_02542d5016.jpg?v=0
WHAT'S UR STEAM

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/imfile/10370.jpg
WHY DO I FEAR UR STEAM I AINT GOT STEAM

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

AIR FAIR '08

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 20 of about 32,900 for steam-powered airplane. (0.10 seconds)

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.defenselink.mil/dodcmsshare/homepagephoto/2006-06/hires_060312-N-9742R-002.jpg

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

look at that little dimple!

― Surmounter, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rexresearch.com/besler/sa2.jpg
GOVERNMENT PLANS FOR STEAM CRISIS

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

those trains are the grand jury
they deliberatin'

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_D00DFA41HtI/R21MYI_anHI/AAAAAAAAAXo/s8r8ZwsMxxg/f18.takeoff4.jpg
WE FIND U OF INSUFFICIENT STEAM

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/44514845_572eb5d38a.jpg
NOWADAYZ U WUD PHOTOSHOP THIS

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74224577.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1935A6DEC864C2BC5D9D1894451D1816DF6284831B75F48EF45
THE PRESIDENT DECREES

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

IS HOWLNG AMYL IN THRU BULLIT HOLE
WHEN U STAB THE NATURE W COUNTERFEIT ROUBLES

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

yr business emporium is worth $587.42

the weather forecast is: cloudy

how many teas do you want to sell?

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44330000/jpg/_44330337_teapot_416_ap.jpg
TEA PLUS S&M IS STEAM

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

SCALD ME POUR ME STEAM ME TEA ALL OVER ME

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

"teasexual"

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chiangmainews.com/images/ecmn/data/0mycup_h.gif

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/TS/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/C0020/C0020796/C0020796.jpg

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/7823392_8ad6715a5d.jpg?v=0

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

lk thread ?^7

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Freezing breath on the window pain
http://i34.tinypic.com/xtyt3.jpg
Lying waiting

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

The music is weaving
http://i33.tinypic.com/2elr2qb.jpg
Haunting notes pizzicato strings

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
http://i34.tinypic.com/9rn3fs.jpg
It fades to the distance.

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

It stays with you until
The feeling is gone
http://i37.tinypic.com/23kdjt2.jpg
only you and I
This means nothing to me

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 18 August 2008 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

underrated poster imo

― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

good thread

― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

if lj stayed in this mode 24-7 I would become big supporter

― Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

lj is a surprisingly good usic imitator

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

apparently i can't tell the diff. between harmless if slightly risque spiralli bait and world-ending gut-wrenching thread-locking ban-necessitating crepeyness, i may have been wearing these PJs too long again

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

i started that life coach thread for a reason, dude

― Lamp, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ the surmounter post

― gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

i am properly clothed but i feel this thread needs a bump

― stumblin' towards sb, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, January 16, 2009 12:29 PM (6 months ago) [IP: 71.249.215.136] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the all-time great posts i do believe

― max, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

lj have you seen the episode of the office where ryan explains that he's set up a blog for Creed called "Creed's Thoughts" but it's really a MS Word document on Creed's desktop that Creed thinks is on the internet

― Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

silence yon petticoats and let me perform

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

HERDED FAUST INTO GLOCK CHAMBER
DREAD DOG JEDI SPAWNING VERTICAL I FESTOON YH FACTORY
ITS PARSIMONY FOR LEGUMES
ALL SMOTHERING DOWN THE BANQUET LINE
GAROTTED BEYOND FAITH IN A SHOT CARTILAGE
MERCY VILLAGE AINT ALL EXPENSES ALL FEUDAL GOLD
HOWS YH TARIFF I AINT SEEN NO BLOODAXE

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

great now you're think you're the second coming of mark e. smith

― Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)


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― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

d-mage g-d s-just ban <P

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

<>P

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

<$>P

is ice everythere

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2009/01/ice-chunks_harbourfront_hto_snow_01.jpg

THE ARCHERS GO AT THE FRONT OTHERWISE UR MEN GET SHOT

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

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ICE NICE PRAWN CORN SPRICE IN TRICE IS NICE QUEEN LANGOUSTINE THE SHRIMP I IMP THE CREVETTE ICE IS ICE ALL OVER MY ICE PLZ

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

omg @ ice carriage

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.encora.eu/w/images/thumb/1/17/FW.jpg/400px-FW.jpg

all of these things r crustaceans u see

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/even%20our%20crustaceans%20are%20prettier.JPG

honey i have crustaceans 4 u

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://disclose.tv/files/photos/f7177163c833dffL.jpg

i have CROSSED OCEANS honey and also brought crustaceans

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

crustaceans r the antidote 2 ice

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

2ice 2ice

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/images/_us.i2.yimg.com_p_ap_20060307_capt.par80103071540.france_new_animal_par801.jpg

i am sorry sire your consignement of ices was not available

allow me to reimburse u

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/2009/05/lobsterpinksoftsoledleatherbabyshoes-1.jpg

i am going out captain scott
i may b some time

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

i may b some time.

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

a lyfe lived in dreams is no lyfe at allll u hav 2 touch the ground now & then u have to [underlined]

\soft softer softest seek comformt in things being last where u put them. secret secrete successs

― here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

welcome back, weve missed u

― here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/cheeky6AD0602_468x635.jpg

― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:04 (sixteen years ago)

can we make "touch my butt/this is life" the ile board description

― max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:08 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (1 year ago)

― intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

wish i was at home in me pyjamas right now tbh

― Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

overrated thread tbh

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

why does lj persist w/ his fruity GMH stuff when he has quality like that in reserve

― intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

real talk

― max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

theres poetry in this boy you just gotta beat it out of him

― max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

lj was on some real company flow shit in this thread

― max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

― intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

these crockeries will not wash yrself
bend shallow plate to my oceanic swipes

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/12002881/Whirly_Wash_Water_Powered_Brush.jpg

WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.watsonsfloormats.com/images/web/clean_and_green-l.jpg

WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/07/brick-washing-machine-220x153.jpg

THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.5minutesforspecialneeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cleaning_toilet.jpg

GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://pixdaus.com/pics/12361261619tI4TqU.jpg

FUCK LO

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/wash1.jpg

FUCK LO F'^X

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx55J7VFI/AAAAAAAABKY/xTMlyaZyGxk/airplane%20washing%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx6gBW_cI/AAAAAAAABKc/Tfutcnxx4B0/airplane%20washing%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~genmaps/genfiles/COU_files/ENG/LIN/mercator_wash-det_1620.jpg

TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

the wafhe
the wafhe
the wafhe
TH WAFH

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

THWAFH

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Image:Thwafh.jpg

Llewellyn also presents Scrapheap Challenge and Hollywood Science, the latter of which is a joint production between the BBC and the Open University. Llewellyn also recently played the role of the perplexed 'Gryphon' in the film MirrorMask (2005).

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

LLEWELLYN U ARE PERPLEXED GRYPHON LET US BUILD ALKALIS TGETHER

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:89uxvrspDO70oM:http://www.dreslough.com/main/fantasy/gryphon.jpg&t=1

ACIDS DROOL BASES RULE

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

ill shit

― max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.geekjosh.com/gryphon.jpg

LOOK I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW HYDROXIDE
WITH THIS PAW DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

U STACK TART WHY U THINK I DO NOT BURN TO TOUCH UPPER PH
IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT DISSOLVE

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://digitalart.org/images/artwork/0062500-62801/fantasy/gryphon.jpg

I
B
STYLIN
INSOLUBLE

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.elfwood.com/art/p/e/petrar/the_gryphon.jpg

MY MATTER WITHSTANDS

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

tbh sodium wash reqd lets draw h pissy cloth across m grime

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

steel rotary amour

c classy t fin

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

― acoleuthic, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

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