rolling ilc shantytown thread 2008

lets talk abt how awesome our shantys are gonna be and which shantytown has the best free wireless

imna try to make mine out of an old uhaul trailer!

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one time i went to a real shantytown in phenom phen - walked in there looking around and i came to this sort of cul de sac are where there were a bunch of people hanging out listening to music doing whatever and this group of guys started talking and looking at me and one of them walked over and said my friend would like to know if you want to dance with us - so i danced with them and they all fell out laughing

anyway i think i might have a little store out front of my shanty - just a blanket w/like ten items laid out on it - what sort of things will you guys want to buy after the economic apocalypse?

only been to one shantytown, in switzerland--it was pretty crazy. people living in buses, trailers, etc.

to buy:

*comic books about the apocalypse, how to survival guide, esp. if they feature some cute cartoon character

*sunglasses

*water purification tablets

sell some nilla wafers dude

i luv nilla wafers

dude nilla wafers may be currency in the future for all we know, don't eat the currency!!!!!!!!!

i'm getting a welding certificate so i can weld shipping containers together

i will give u one fun sized box of nilla wafers if u help me put a skylight in my uhaul trailer home

what sort of things will you guys want to buy after the economic apocalypse?

im gonna have a blanket set up displaying my many magic bottles that i will sell to passing adventurers

ill prob sell some herbal pills that cure aids

im going to sell bags of shit to 3rd graders so they can convert it to 'jenkem'

i guess there wont be grades in the future so just to 8 year olds

prob being a gang leader is the way to go

maybe better to use yr nilla waffer and herbal pill retail operation as front for gambling parlour.

house edge in szerbit is like 35% btw. even greater if you're using discarded pieces from old monopoly sets

im going to have like six wives in my shanty house

all made of cardboard

and maybe a husband too cause it is the 21st century

i'm going to have some brown-skinned kids with long hair playing soccer in my dirt lot, with a chicken flapping nearby

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