~†~ rip michael phelps ~†~

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1985-2009

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

for shame, kellogg, for shame

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Q: How did Michael Phelps die?

A: We can only speculate until the official coroner's report in, but it seems likely he died from marijuana.

Q: Has Kellogg released an official statement?

A: Calls to the Kellogg press office went unanswered.

Q: What is the best Animal Collective song to sing in mourning of Michael Phelps?

A: Brother Sport

Q: How will this affect the US national swim team?

A: The swim team has disbanded. All swimming is suspended until further notice.

Q: Who did Michael Phelps vote for, Gabbneb or Dr. Morbius

A: We may never know. But probably Gabbneb

Q: What will happen to Michael Phelps's Oink invites?

They will be auctioned on Ticketmaster. All proceeds will go to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

good question, michael phelps had a lot of oink invites

kicking the bong around w/ strangers when you have multimillion $ cereal deal = waterlogged fuckwit

to be fair, he is straight up mentally ill

youre just mad cause he didnt vote for you doc

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imagine his lung capacity to rip tubes tho! u cant let talent like that go 2 waste! rip aquaman ;_;

Q: What advantages did Michael Phelp's unique physiognomy give him in the sport of bong smoking?

A: His elongated torso and compacted frame, combined with strong lung capacity allowed him the inhale much larger and more potent amounts

kicking the bong around w/ strangers when you have multimillion $ cereal deal = waterlogged fuckwit

Q: How serious is Dr. Morbius about cereal, i.e. Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger, et. al.

A: pretty fucking serious

yah, that shit is poison, I meant from the POV of his mutantfreak overcelebrated ass making hand over fist filthy lucre. k?

Q: How serious is Dr. Morbius about filthy lucre?

A: pretty fucking serious.

Q: How did Michael Phelps make money?

A: He raked in that filthy lucre hand over mutantfreak fist

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~†~ rip ~†~

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l-r: 50 ft. pot plant, phelps' escalade

Q. Why did Michael Phelps crash his car in a neighborhood known for its transexual prostitutes?

A. He was looking to pick up a transsexual prostitute, in order to have sex

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Q. What did Michael Phelps's face look like when he imagined the sex he would have with a transexual prostitute?

A.http://jared245.com/PhelpsSandwich.jpg

its rly sad he was a swimer

rest of ilx hasn't woke up yet to hear this tragic news : (

no im bummed about it

rip a great champion

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rip mailbox

i heard the crash irl btw. i saw people running, i thought they were trying to help. but really they just wanted to see michael phelps draw his last breath.

rip

rip u were the best michel always will b