max and joe's advice thread for getting over 20 suggest bans

hey folks--

ask us anything ud like about having 25 suggest bans--what it feels like, advice for achieving our totals, thoughts as to which posts garnered the most suggest bans--we are basically the suggest ban kings so dont hesitate--no question too stupid.

max and joe

i dont think you ppl have much right to talk about sbs when some of us have more than 3x that total

you are mere upstarts taking your first baby-steps in the big hard crazy world of s-bannage

I only take advice in this matter from tuomas and gabbneb

I respect you max but I need to hear from people with RESULTS

SUGBAN THEORY:

101: The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics
201: max
301: gabbneb
Post-graduate dissertation discussion group and real ale society: l0u1s jagg3r

just as an fyi

I'm only half way down this enormous thread but for the sake of historical documentation I'd like to point out that Max was the lucky recipient of the first ever ILX Suggest Ban. No it wasn't from me.

― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Friday, February 27, 2009 10:19 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

brd laywering is def a good way to get a lot of sbs - also just posting everywhere all the time is good too - gl usa!

it really is a numbers game, like telemarketing

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my advice: call out ilx for hating jews, tell everyone that investment bankers are cool, make fun of mods

third prize is ur banned

posting on ilb in the style of wider ilx works too but thats max 4 bans

modtaunters anonymous

pretty sure ive picked up at least one from hating on kobe

the sports boards get heated

yah itd be super easy to get ton from ilnfl but i dont roll like that

I've sugbanned a load of people on the Dis Ting thread for dumb shit like praising Harry Redknapp.

fu stickman, fu

no one on ilnfl has ever suggest banned another ilnfler, me and omar little just straight up ban ppl for being annoying fyi (even theoretically annoying, like gabbneb was banned just because the concept that he might come to ilnfl was too much for us to contemplate)

wait probably some ppl have sbd bill magill i take it back

n00bs def get pwnd in ilnfl is alls im sayin

man remember when i banned bill magill for being annoying and then ROUGE MOD just came and fuckin unbanned him? what the hell that still smarts, deep inside.

ilnfl is a p. friendly place imho

ya rly

so my multiple SBs of ethan and enprique don't do any good, rite

ilnfl is a p. friendly place imho

― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Friday, February 27, 2009 12:38 PM (1 minute ago) [IP: 24.98.15.137] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya which is why its more fun than ilbb

i mean people are even nice to pats fans on that board, wth

if ilnfl was really so friendly i would like it as much - id say its more "engaging" than anything

ilbb is def downright hostile

it prob makes you feel better so kiu

xp to morbz

nah dude theres tons of chicks and everyone is all supportive of each other on ilnfl

ilbb is def downright hostile

― ice cr?m, Friday, February 27, 2009

yeah, when ppl who CLAIM NOT TO LIKE BASEBALL

...show up every time the MSM blows a gasket over SHOCKING steroid revelations

yeah, when ppl who CLAIM NOT TO LIKE BASEBALL

I liked this better when I thought you got so mad you exploded

i mean, i know fuck all about NFL, but i try to confine my cameos there to hot pix of Jim Zorn or to when schef braeks a little kid's heart.

i know things abt baseball tho - in fact my understanding of the game is far superior to yours

nah dude theres tons of chicks and everyone is all supportive of each other on ilnfl

― max, Friday, February 27, 2009

u sound like you are describing a commune!

if your enemy is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him

it kind of his a commune, ade is the 'papa' and u r the 'mama'

we're getting off topic here

I'm running out of ideas on how to clock mad sb's

saying things like "clock mad sb's" might be an avenue to explore

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http://www.buyingjamaica.com/images/Papa%20Doc.jpg

lol

hey joe are you coming back to ilnfl this year after your season of disgrace

we missed u bud

i know things abt baseball tho - in fact my understanding of the game is far superior to yours

― ice cr?m, Friday, February 27, 2009 5:49 PM

I sense some sort of wager opportunity.

Good luck usa

morbs yr understanding of baseball entails the classic binary: some stats guy wrote an article abt it / some stats guy didtn write and article abt it

I sense some sort of wager opportunity.

somone's a got a lot of confidence... intervals

jordan i was all over ilnfl this year - i even attended a live ilnfl event - at which i might add morbs refused to so much as sit facing the tv

lol

xpost

I was hoping this thread would be about serious psychological recovery, not point-flauntings.

icey, i like to stay awake when i'm a guest.

joe even brought clementines

is that why the nursing home only lets you out from 10 to 2 every day???

xpost

lol i am eating a clementine right now

fortunately that's 10p-2a

omg i am also eating a clementine!

proposal to change board to I Love Clementines

i would like to add that i banned gabbneb from ilnfl but even with that particular incident i consulted with my co-mod the schef. "2 nuclear keys" as it were.

PURITY OF ESSENCE

proposal to change board to I Love Clementines

― the powerful claw (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 27, 2009 3:11 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lets refer to it thusly from now on

just to chime in re the thread topic real quick, one thing you can do is get wasted and be a dick to britishes who have just arrived at work in the morning or anyone else really, like more than 3x a week. that netted me 9 and i post a lot less than most people here. imo we should be talking about sb:post ratios so we can get a clear picture of what it takes 2 net > 20 SBs with less!

maximizing sb's with matt p

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hey joe are you coming back to ilnfl this year after your season of disgrace

― the powerful claw (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 27, 2009 1:20 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we missed u bud

― the powerful claw (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 27, 2009 1:20 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this^^^

i don't care about live ilnfl events since i can't go to them

also miss rouge mod

horseshoe when u comin to ny next--well have a live event--joe will even bring clementines, if u ask nicely

my youngest sister lives in nyc this could happen!

:D

ive been missin rouge mod over on ILG big time

imo rouge mod was an all-time top 15er :-/ we clashed a lot but there are very few ppl who i valued more on the board, his absence is pretty shocking i have to say

wut happened to him anyway

finally got access to those cray supercomputers and did an extensive cbe on his ilx time. prognosis: negative :(

we clashed a lot

i liked that i never felt sure of where i stood w/him and that he would call me on my bullshit. good balance to pointless kippery

he was a loose cannon, in a good way

he was a bad mod tho lets be honest

hi all--

its been a good run, but its time for us to hang up our hats and return to doing what made us great in the first place--phil collins, shanty towns, and DUMPLINGS!

thank you all for your support as we garnered our sbs and dispensed advice--i think we can say this was a great era in the history of I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX

goodbye forever