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doesnt matter what u write

first deadline is the 30th of april

you must have written: 10,000 words

be honest with yourself and us

godspeed

― scribblings administrator, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/03/15/twinktastic.png
so do people know about this besides cricketers?

― twinkies ambassador (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

what do i get if i do this

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

three picture deal

― Point being, I hate all of you. (Lamp), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

also arent you out of work now anyway mr. schefter youve got time to kill

― Point being, I hate all of you. (Lamp), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

god, don't rub it in. they get a billion dollars a year from directv -- you think they could spare a lousy mil to keep me on staff but noooooooo.

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

what a 'novel' idea

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 27 March 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

max u on board my penbrother

― scribblings administrator, Friday, 27 March 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

srsly this is like creative writing MA but without the relocation/debt/crushing criticism

at the academie ILXienne nobody is judged

― scribblings administrator, Friday, 27 March 2009 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

imna write an amzing novel this is gonna be awesome - after i win pen/faulkner ill leak the original manuscript w/all the "lol"s still in there

― ice cr?m, Friday, 27 March 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

ok i am up to 2,447 words and i am also trying to write something for the giggity goo poetry contest

:-/

cmon 7 hours of total fervour otherwise imma have to change the rules slightly

― scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

cmon 7 hours of total fervour

i hope you're using lotion

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

thank fuck nobody knows who that awesome zing is aimed at

― scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

yr name is jagger, l0uis jagger. . .

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

and yr name is smith iirc

more imptly have u written anything

― 'the english jaymc', Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

yes i have in fact - where do i sent it to

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

send a cheque or money order to:

l0u1s jagg3r
c/o l0u1s jagg3r inc
grand cayman, cayman islands

― Lamp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

you don't sent it unless you wd like to provide an extract here :)

or unless you wd like me to read it *is humbled* in which case my.name at gmail dot com

i may revise the total number of words down when i can only do like 5,000 by the end of the day or indeed if we have any newcomers to the ILCNC

lol lamp yes yes do that also

― scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

i mean there's no need to provide proof you're actually writing a novel beyond maybe the odd extract - the key is to be honest and to use this as a spur

― scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

oh. honesty. i was going to rewrite moby dick only do a find and replace all of the instances of "Moby Dick" with the words "Swine Flu" i guess that's not very honest

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

OK, new deadline

The new deadline is 1st of June

you must have written: 25,000 words

previous deadline: void

current word-count: about 2,500

about to: finish giggity goo poetry competition entry

don't cry for: me, argentina

― scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.esquire.com/fiction/fiction-contest

― Mulvaney, Thursday, 7 May 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)


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