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doesnt matter what u write

first deadline is the 30th of april

you must have written: 10,000 words

be honest with yourself and us

godspeed

scribblings administrator, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/03/15/twinktastic.png
so do people know about this besides cricketers?

twinkies ambassador (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

what do i get if i do this

he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

three picture deal

Point being, I hate all of you. (Lamp), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

also arent you out of work now anyway mr. schefter youve got time to kill

Point being, I hate all of you. (Lamp), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

god, don't rub it in. they get a billion dollars a year from directv -- you think they could spare a lousy mil to keep me on staff but noooooooo.

he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)

what a 'novel' idea

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 27 March 2009 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

max u on board my penbrother

scribblings administrator, Friday, 27 March 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

srsly this is like creative writing MA but without the relocation/debt/crushing criticism

at the academie ILXienne nobody is judged

scribblings administrator, Friday, 27 March 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

imna write an amzing novel this is gonna be awesome - after i win pen/faulkner ill leak the original manuscript w/all the "lol"s still in there

ice cr?m, Friday, 27 March 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

ok i am up to 2,447 words and i am also trying to write something for the giggity goo poetry contest

:-/

cmon 7 hours of total fervour otherwise imma have to change the rules slightly

scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

cmon 7 hours of total fervour

i hope you're using lotion

Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

thank fuck nobody knows who that awesome zing is aimed at

scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

yr name is jagger, l0uis jagger. . .

Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

and yr name is smith iirc

more imptly have u written anything

'the english jaymc', Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

yes i have in fact - where do i sent it to

Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

send a cheque or money order to:

l0u1s jagg3r
c/o l0u1s jagg3r inc
grand cayman, cayman islands

Lamp, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

you don't sent it unless you wd like to provide an extract here :)

or unless you wd like me to read it *is humbled* in which case my.name at gmail dot com

i may revise the total number of words down when i can only do like 5,000 by the end of the day or indeed if we have any newcomers to the ILCNC

lol lamp yes yes do that also

scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

i mean there's no need to provide proof you're actually writing a novel beyond maybe the odd extract - the key is to be honest and to use this as a spur

scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

oh. honesty. i was going to rewrite moby dick only do a find and replace all of the instances of "Moby Dick" with the words "Swine Flu" i guess that's not very honest

Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

OK, new deadline

The new deadline is 1st of June

you must have written: 25,000 words

previous deadline: void

current word-count: about 2,500

about to: finish giggity goo poetry competition entry

don't cry for: me, argentina

scribblings administrator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.esquire.com/fiction/fiction-contest

Mulvaney, Thursday, 7 May 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)


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