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- young busker playing peppy acoustic-guitar version of 'we're up all night to get lucky' at marble arch tube

― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil ... ienjoyhotdogs (imago), Thursday, 12 September 2013 08:47 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlmEbF2uhsZk&app=desktop

this is possibly worse than a fp, this is possibly an irl permaban & cockpunch

― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago)

404 imago la

― carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago)

it deserved nothing less

― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago)

when was the last time you irl punched someone

― carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago)

http://youtu.be/lmEbF2uhsZk

not a man for the irl punching tbqfh. this dude's cockpunching would be administered by himself hopefully

― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago)

i impressed myself how far i got into that

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

tbf i was waiting to see what it turned out to be an advert for

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

anyway this is completely the wrong thread as I did not see this guy irl, but I'm half-dead with tiredness and it stays

― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

My name’s Mark. I’m a poet and Educational Consultant based in Peterborough. I became Poet Laureate of Peterborough in 2008, Chief Bard of the Fens in 2009 and Edinburgh Fringe Slam Champion in 2010. I’ve recently been on two national tours, whilst also completing an MA in Creative Writing at Goldsmith’s University in London.

― carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

whilst, motherfucker, whilst?

― sarahell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago)

Mark Grist ‏@montygristo 21 Nov

Morning, guys! Today my mates @MixyRic and @TimClarePoet are each attempting 100 poems in a day. They'll also be tweeting them live. RT

― carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago)

100 poems a day is pretty paltry assuming your quality control switch is off

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago)

if i were to claim all my posts to ILX
were poems
then on a good day
100 would be nothing

i say "good" day

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago)

nv
on grist
ing

― carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago)

i like a girl whore ads

― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago)

gna tweet that

― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago)

this seems a much healthier outlet for you than polyamorous gaiman fans

― sarahell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago)

maybe this would be
a good way
of reinvigorating the usual tired thoughts

or at least
of paying tribute
to former troll "Squirrel Police"

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago)

http://markgrist.com/shows.png

― a poet and Educational Consultant based in Peterborough (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago)

we mock now, but
to be fair, people
forget that poetry was in danger
of disappearing -

all those books pulped
until the word-juice drizzled out
into vacuous macho
Tarantinisms -

until somebody came up
with the idea
to call it
a "slam"

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago)

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