Like Gavin Floyd against the Tigers today through 7.
Not that anything needs to be said about it HINT HINT.
― David R., Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:49 (eighteen years ago)
good job
― deeznuts, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
Renteria really sucks.
― David R., Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
Ryan Dempster has been shockingly effective in his two starts. 13 IP, 4 hits, 4 BB, 2R (1 ER), 10 K. Kudos.
― felicity, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
not really shocked cuz dempster showed #3-type stuff in relief last year, mixing in a lot of above avg pitches but nothing super-special; having him in the bp was kind of confounding to me. havent seen him yet this year but my guess is that he'll be a quality starter
― deeznuts, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah the shock is from years of mis-having him as a closer.
― felicity, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
edgar "i stretch a lot in the batters box" renteria provided half their offense!
Kyle Lo(h)se deserves a place here
― bnw, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
Cain just dingered.
― Leee, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
And has 6 no-hit innings.
― Leee, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
it is now 6.2 3-hit innings.
can add Looper to the list of ex-closers doing wtf well as a starter.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
LEE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING WHICH IS THE POINT OF THE THREAD HINT HINT
― David R., Sunday, 13 April 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
Off-topic but on-topic in the "taking thread title literally" sense: SCOTT OLSEN (!?!?!?)
Not surprising: Jair Mothjerrfjuckjing Jurrjens. What is surprising, though, is his 7.46 K/9.
― Andy K, Monday, 21 April 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, after yesterday's start I grabbed him in the fantasy league. He looked good in an "I don't give a fuck about ANY of these chumps" way.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 21 April 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)
Ponson wtf.
― Andy K, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
every year there's always one or two dudes like this guy was in '00:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/smithch07.shtml
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
joe saunders
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
scott olson, tho he got rocked last night
Jon Lester is pitching really well so far today.
― mattbot, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
: D
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:37 (eighteen years ago)
Man I sure picked the right meaningless Royals game to go to. Never thought I'd see a no-hitter.
― govern yourself accordingly, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:42 (eighteen years ago)
well they are often worse pitched than some one or two hit games.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
well, you know, it takes a tremendous amount of luck to achieve a one or two hitter.
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
they are often worse pitched than three or four hitters.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
haha, fuck you :)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
(METS HAVE DONE FINE W/OUT ONE IN 46 YEARS)
best pitched game i ever saw live was when pedro struck out 15 and lost. to tampa. completely wtf.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
excuse me, retrosheet.org tells me he struck out 17 and lost.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
PITCHINGTampa Bay Devil Rays IP H R ER BB SO HR Trachsel W(2-2) 9 3 0 0 3 11 0Boston Red Sox IP H R ER BB SO HR P. Martinez L(5-1) 9 6 1 1 1 17 0
Tampa Bay Devil Rays IP H R ER BB SO HR Trachsel W(2-2) 9 3 0 0 3 11 0
Boston Red Sox IP H R ER BB SO HR P. Martinez L(5-1) 9 6 1 1 1 17 0
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
but Trachsel pitched better! HE GAVE UP HALF AS MANY HITS!
anyone see WGN rerun the 9th of Jim Maloney's no hitter vs the Cubs in '65, a few weeks ago during a rain delay? The guy walked TEN and threw something like 190 pitches!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
Back when the game was played by MEN
― Andy K, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
pretty sure while w/ montreal pedro threw 9 perfect innings & ended up losing
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
that's not too impressive, a lot of bad luck involved there.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
xp to Andy: MEN whose arms were dead at 31!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
so what? all the hitters were either boozed up or hungover. EVEN PLAYING FIELD.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
xp to Andy: MEN whose arms were dead at 31!-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Back then, you didn't know whether you'd HAVE your throwing arm the next day -- lost to the combine out on the back forty, or combat, or what have you. You just threw like hell, left everything out there on the mound.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)
I once left my watch out on the mound, but that was not on purpose.
― G00blar, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:25 (eighteen years ago)
daniel cabrera, the consecutive reigning AL walks champion, pitched his third game WITHOUT issuing a walk this season last night. his three-peat is in peril as he has now tumbled out of the top ten on the heels of his 8th straight quality start.
― j.q higgins, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 13:06 (eighteen years ago)
Following Daver's stinging rebukes, I'd like to known if it's now OK to say that Lester pitched a NH.
― Leee, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
Dana Eveland is pitching very nicely.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/72/175995087_edd1f77f57_o.jpg
― zaxxon25, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)
i saw andrew miller strike out 9 the other night, but i originally thought it was 13 or so, so i couldn't even imagine seeing 17
joe saunders is 8-1 w/ a 2.31 era right now
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 May 2008 05:53 (eighteen years ago)
JUSTIN DUCHSCHERER
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:38 (eighteen years ago)
n/m
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)
Cueto through five
― Andy K, Sunday, 1 June 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
Last Play: G. Blanco reached on bunt single to third
>:O
― Steve Shasta, Sunday, 1 June 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
BRETTY MYERS OH MY THRU 6
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:59 (seventeen years ago)
Oh well
― Andy K, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
Greg Maddux still has it. He's perfect so far . . .
― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitter Cubsfan
― deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)
I guess it's all part of what they call . . . gowring up.
― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)
You don’t want to deaden the moment by being being all “He’s only seven outs away!
lol that is utterly ridiculous (and lock thread, i guess, because we don't want to deaden any further moments after having done so for 17 years)
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 August 2025 02:17 (nine months ago)
I was talking about for an announcer
― timellison, Friday, 8 August 2025 02:20 (nine months ago)
By overhyping something. I was speculating that maybe that’s where the superstition came from?
― timellison, Friday, 8 August 2025 02:21 (nine months ago)
I was accused of jinxing the Angels-Rays game yesterday by commenting on the fact that Caminero had 28 home runs and then he proceeded to hit two more
― timellison, Friday, 8 August 2025 02:25 (nine months ago)
Kershaw 28 outs away from a perfect game right now; incredible
― H.P, Friday, 8 August 2025 02:36 (nine months ago)
i know! an announcer mentioning that a guy has thrown six no-hit innings is not 'deadening the moment' unless the announcer utterly drives it into the ground with every subsequent pitch (which has never happened)
also who exactly accused you of jinxing an angels-rays game, because the interested parties might very well include Satan?
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 August 2025 02:59 (nine months ago)
My friend, it was a joke.
For the third time, I was speculating about where the superstition may have come from.
― timellison, Friday, 8 August 2025 03:42 (nine months ago)
I think announcers do overhype things sometimes. It’s a line they have to tread.
― timellison, Friday, 8 August 2025 03:43 (nine months ago)
I remember Jon Miller announcing during a perfect game in progress and he said something like "...and it's rather astonishing he has yet to allow a baserunner this game!"
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 August 2025 04:36 (nine months ago)
Davis Schneider and Ernie Clement began tonight's Jays-Dodgers game by striking out on three pitches each. Dan Schulman: "And Snell is two-thirds of the way towards an Immaculate Inning." Next pitch, Guerrero up, ball.
You see? Even in small sample sizes, you shouldn't fuck around with tradition.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 August 2025 01:15 (nine months ago)
Brandon Young, perfect thru seven.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:07 (nine months ago)
Baltimore v Houston. Brandon Young is on the Orioles.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:11 (nine months ago)
Boo
― Bee OK, Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:13 (nine months ago)
Nolan Mclean has faced the minimum through 6 and has thrown 55 pitches (44 strikes).
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:40 (eight months ago)
His pitch chart must be crazy. His pitches go in a lot of different directions.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:43 (eight months ago)
8IP 94P 4H 0W 0ER
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 28 August 2025 01:21 (eight months ago)
Yamamoto hitless through 7, 95ip
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:35 (eight months ago)
Lol, *95 pitch count
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:36 (eight months ago)
3 more outs
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:41 (eight months ago)
8ip, 104 pitches. Roberts fighting his strongest impulses to put him back out there for the 9th. Do it Yoshi!
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:41 (eight months ago)
Awwwwhhhhh, solo home run with 1 out to go :(
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:53 (eight months ago)
Painted fastball on the inside edge to lose it. What can you do!
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:57 (eight months ago)
That was a heart breaker for sure
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:59 (eight months ago)
Is Treinen really going to blow this......
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:03 (eight months ago)
Life.... finds a way
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:12 (eight months ago)
Incredible.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:12 (eight months ago)
You just gotta laugh.
Yoshi finally gets run support (3 runs!!!!), throws 8.2ip no hit ball, gets hit with the loss. It's kind of beautiful in a way
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:13 (eight months ago)
first time that's every happened apparently.. ahead in a no hitter w one out to go -> loss
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 7 September 2025 03:02 (eight months ago)
* on a home run
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 7 September 2025 03:40 (eight months ago)
Yikes
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 7 September 2025 16:08 (eight months ago)
Glasnow 7 no hit innings, 11ks. 1-1 game (walk, steal, groundout to third, sac fly). Dodgers haters might wanna tune into this, see how the Dodgers blow a no-no again
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:12 (eight months ago)
Blake Treinen has just brought a no hitter into the 9th inning lol. Put Tanner Scott in!!!!!!!!
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:26 (eight months ago)
Dave's actually putting Tanner in for the 9th, going for the funniest outcome possible. No-no redemption arc!!!!!!
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:30 (eight months ago)
well
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:36 (eight months ago)
Amazing
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:40 (eight months ago)
I guess coughing up 3 runs would have been much more hilarious. The one hit just kind of sucks for Glasnow
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:42 (eight months ago)
Okay I'm way way way too early here, but Emmett Sheehan has thrown 4 perfect innings and it would just be so good to do this whole rodeo three times in four days
― H.P, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 03:00 (eight months ago)
Hunter Greene just pitched a one hit complete game shutout vs. the Cubes
― frogbs, Friday, 19 September 2025 01:17 (eight months ago)
9 Ks and 1 walk
Pretty good
― z_tbd, Friday, 19 September 2025 03:48 (eight months ago)
Game score of 93; Gausman's near-Maddux from a couple of weeks ago was a 91.
― clemenza, Friday, 19 September 2025 13:54 (eight months ago)
it was a day game the day after the cubs clinched a playoff spot, i suspect no one on the cubs was feeling 100% yesterday
― na (NA), Friday, 19 September 2025 18:02 (eight months ago)
I didn’t realize how cold Suzuki had gone along with everyone else, at the ASB he was looking like a possible bet for 40/120 on the season.
― omar little, Friday, 19 September 2025 18:26 (eight months ago)
Yeah that whole Cubs OF has gone to shit: Tucker out for the season/year, Suzuki is ice cold, PCA is batting 8th (EIGHTH!)...
They looked ready to take the pennant around the ASB
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 September 2025 23:52 (eight months ago)
PCA has like a 40% chase rate, he was never going to sustain that production tbf.
― Marsee playground (gyac), Saturday, 20 September 2025 00:00 (eight months ago)
Max Scherzer through 0.2...wait, wrong thread. I was looking for the (Norm Macdonald voice) Thread for Starting Pitchers Who Are Getting Brutally Hammered.
― clemenza, Saturday, 20 September 2025 00:32 (eight months ago)
Parker Messick was doing pretty good right up until the 9th today
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 April 2026 03:23 (one month ago)
don't want to jinx it but Ryne Nelson is on one
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)
Brewers had Skubal last night and Skenes tonight, who is on one...
...or shall I say...
on none.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 25 April 2026 01:20 (one month ago)
Ranger Suarez against the Jays (through 5).
― clemenza, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 00:31 (three weeks ago)
u jinxed him
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 00:48 (three weeks ago)