2010 New York Yankees: YES Network vs. NickSwisherTV.com

Teixeira's quite the weasel, eh?

Teixeria enjoys Broadway musicals. His favorite is Les Miserables (from Wikipedia). There is also a Teixiera Bakery in Jersey. Sometimes you can see their trucks going over the GWB. No relation, sadly.

"I wasn't trying to hurt him," Teixeira said. "I was trying to score the run and knock the ball loose."

Right.

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A-Rod Has Slowest Home-Run Trot Among New York Yankees Starters

Get on your horse.

posada is fast for a guy who cant stand up on his feet

Get on your horse.

― Antoine Joubert Singers (Andy K), Monday, April 26, 2010 2:27 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

NOT NECESSARY

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/A-Rod%20Centaur.jpg

FOOT ON MY RUBBER

HOOF ON MY RUBBER

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Haha I love how that home run trot graphic isn't drawn even close to scale, just to make ARod look that much slower than everyone else.

MmmmKay variation: "Just past a LUNGING Jeter"

cano 3-4 w/ 2 hrs & a double -- he saw 7 pitches

vazquez out after 3+ IP

STATS_MLB

Andruw Jones of the #White Sox hit 2 HR off Javier Vazquez of the #Yankees today. He has 7 HR in 53 career AB vs. Vazquez. #MLB
5 minutes ago via web

is vazquez hurt or something? i don't get how someone can be so dominant one year and then awful the next even accounting for the tougher league

injuryexpert
Granderson's groin will keep him out 2-4. Usually hear 4-6 for G2 strain, but Granderson's conditioning helps. Expect a month out but ...

injuryexpert
... (Granderson) don't be surprised if he's back a bit quicker than most are expecting.

vazquez was a below avg pitcher for the NYY last go around 5-6 years ago iirc. not this bad tho.

lol
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andy pettite has been a yankee great all these years, never left the core four, and never even thought about it

If they're going to include Pettitte, they might as well add Ruben Rivera.

enrique wilson more likely

swisher just mashed one

upside down right now buck naked in gravity boots with a pinner
loving these killer jams: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/artist/Bernie+Williams/

Nick Johnson has a near .400 OBP but is batting well-below the Mendoza line. When was the last time a player had such a disparaging differential in BA and OBP?

Shit, I'm not watching the game but I just saw that Cano got hit by a pitch and then a pinch-runner came in - he's not hurt, is he?

yes

kind of getting bummed out how random concern on team threads is almost completely fantasy related.

whatever happened to allegiances and hatred?

Hey, I just really care about Robinson Cano's health. He always seemed like a really good guy, hate to see him hurt, etc

Nick Johnson has a near .400 OBP but is batting well-below the Mendoza line. When was the last time a player had such a disparaging differential in BA and OBP?

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, May 7, 2010 5:53 PM (15 minutes ago)

I wanna say Hee-Seop Choi...?

sorry Z S. wasn't accusing. more of a reaction to other threads.

Ha, no worries, it's true. And I do pretty much hate the Yankees - except for Cano, Pettitte, Aceves and A-rod!

*ducks*

'The Sore Four'
- Michael Kay
nyuk nyuk nyuk

Kimberly Jones
What is your deeper meaning?

Ooh Queen Latifah is on Centerstage after the game!

lol it's more like dudes who have never posted in a Royals thread and then get all uppity and outraged correcting someone on Luke Hochevar's FIP.

who ever posts in royals threads?

Escalating rational hatred of Papelbon, Beckett, and Youkilis + the fact that the entire lifelong-Michigander coaching staff of my son's team is part of Red Sox Nation probably means that I currently detest the Red Sox more than the Yankees.

http://online.wsj.com/media/NYFAN-WSJ-100506.jpg

those beer numbers don't look right.

that is some bullshit home-field umpiring, mclellan

and god the fox crew was unbearable today btw

I don't think those stats reflect the Bleacher Creatures

WTF is an Ivan Nova

lol mariano

^esp after MMMMMKay declared him to be a putative "unanimous first-ballot Hall of Famer"

Selective Upcoming Schedule for Your Amusement:

Vs Boston 2x
Vs. TB 2x
@NYM 3x
@ MN 3x
VS CLE 4x
VS BAL 3x
@ TOR 4x
@ BAL 3x
VS HOU 3x

here's to another 100 win season

yes wtf is an ivan nova
dude sounds like a pierce brosnan era bond villain gtfo
can't we just have strasburg and matt cain already not fair

Mets are gonna take 2 of 3 next weekend

you forget javy is an NL pitcher