2010 New York Yankees: YES Network vs. NickSwisherTV.com

i can already hear the "arod has to man up and let himself be speared by the bat to make that play" calls on wfan

omg michael kay is laying it on thick

@ the stadium now. couple chicks in rays gear cheer

are they hot

@ the stadium now. couple chicks in rays gear cheer & hold up sign after pena HR. dude in front of me "back to the dungeon, TROLL!"

TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE

haha love how that post fragment looks like I'm asking if you saw the ass on that one, weird

Gardner, who suffers from acid reflux, had to go to the hospital Saturday morning after having a particularly bad reaction on Friday after eating a pork chop.

chan ho lol

chan ho shitshow

nice to see Berkman truly swingin' like Fat Elvis

MLBastian
U.S. customs guy wouldn't give my passport/boarding pass back this morn until I said the Yankees would win this series ~ welcome to America.

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please please let the Yankees finish third.

behind the Js, thank you.

god, YES is the fucking worst

was at the game today -- most irritated i've ever felt watching a game in person... just... I heard Granderson in the starting lineup and wanted to shoot girardi in the face.

omg this guy in the yankees T behind home plate

welp

http://deadspin.com/5612847/big-yankees-fan-inspired-by-katy-perry-humiliates-a-franchise

^^ sub-shaggsian in it's awkward genius. doesn't appear to be a way to vote for guy.

this comment is spot on tho:

you basically look like the yankees version of steve bartman

whoa that hope week kid w/ no arms and no legs throwing out the first pitch looked better than vazquez.

It wasn't long ago that Hughes' ERA was low.

dude - it's still below 4.

Michael Kay defends The Wave against grouchy objectors

god, that makes so much sense

hey, only... three years and 49.5 million (that does say "million" right?) left on the burnett deal!!

he's barely NOT the worst starter in the AL, so that's something

but the PIES

in the FACE

when actual good players on the yankees perform well!

- C. Quentin walked
- C. Quentin to second on wild pitch
- A.J. Pierzynski grounded out to first, C. Quentin to third
- C. Quentin scored on wild pitch

hes just lulling the AL into a false sense of superiority

as soon as hes the actual worst starter... then he will strike

think about the fact that the yankees may very well win the world series with two of the three worst starters in the AL (by my count, only millwood has been worse)

fun thing i learned the other day--vazquez has something like 2.25 hr/9 innings rate at home... and 1.75 on the road

haha

dude - it's still below 4.

Yeah... but at the moment of the post, it was over four, and the AL ERA is 4.16. (Hughes' ERA is currently 4.12.) I was surprised to see that it had gone up one and a half runs -- up to league average, basically -- since early June.

LOL I was at this game, the fourth inning was nuts.

I look fwd to hearing Joe Morgan promote CC for Cy Young on Sunday. "Weeeeens, Jon, weeeeens."

The NYY seem intent on making the playoffs in the most irritating way possible.

CC now 4th in VORP behind Felix, Jered and Trevor.

last night's game was 5hrs 12min

Looks like both guys brought their A game to this Second-Best Pitcher in the AL Showdown.

Senator Leiter came perilously close to saying Yanks should blow the division if that's what it takes to face Minnesota in the LDS.

i dunno whether MIN or TEX is scarier in a short series but they both look better than the rays to me

Gardner of Evil

flipping btwn this and the crucial Mets-Pirates game: 19+ innings, no runs.

ze breignac psycho

here's my post i was typing as he hit that. with the RP involved it's topical too!

lame accidental abbott and costello routine i had with a friend of a friend sitting w/ us in right field bleachers a few weeks back:

i'm looking out at vazquez number 31 warming up in the bullpen for mop up duty and the guy goes:

there he is, fucking Meat Tray
ha, you call JV Squad "Meat Tray"?
huh who?
JV
who?
I call Javier Vazquez "JV Squad"
great, but I call Sergio Mitre "Mitre"
oh, i thought Vazquez was "Meat Tray" because he lunched himself

Definitely getting a whiff of '07-08 Mets here

Too bad the two pair of orthopedic Sox are the closest pursuers.

"Derek Jeter shows he's flawed after all

Captain's stab at acting -- and, let's face it, cheating -- proves he's less than perfect"

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/columns/story?columnist=matthews_wallace&id=5580067

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... Jeter not perfect ... worldview collapsing ...

He's a motherfucker with some dark secrets.