2010 New York Yankees: YES Network vs. NickSwisherTV.com

here's my post i was typing as he hit that. with the RP involved it's topical too!

lame accidental abbott and costello routine i had with a friend of a friend sitting w/ us in right field bleachers a few weeks back:

i'm looking out at vazquez number 31 warming up in the bullpen for mop up duty and the guy goes:

there he is, fucking Meat Tray
ha, you call JV Squad "Meat Tray"?
huh who?
JV
who?
I call Javier Vazquez "JV Squad"
great, but I call Sergio Mitre "Mitre"
oh, i thought Vazquez was "Meat Tray" because he lunched himself

Definitely getting a whiff of '07-08 Mets here

Too bad the two pair of orthopedic Sox are the closest pursuers.

"Derek Jeter shows he's flawed after all

Captain's stab at acting -- and, let's face it, cheating -- proves he's less than perfect"

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/columns/story?columnist=matthews_wallace&id=5580067

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... Jeter not perfect ... worldview collapsing ...

He's a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

why does aj have a black eye

i'm fairly certain it's not due to any pie to the face.

Nick Johnson hasn’t played in a game since May 7, and he has had two right wrist surgeries since then.

holy shit.

Torre returns to Bronx for Steinbush ceremony tonight

as long as he doesn't return to the Mets dugout, fine; I don't want to relive my high school years either.

next, MMMMKay talks to Selig

MUTE

lol i know right

Kay also can't figure out how TB is 2d in league in runs when "the averages and the names don't knock you out." His best guess: SPEED.

bud selig just said 'bitch' on television

Marge Schott came up?

no -- she's dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lls-EKAKxV8

take a drink every time michael kay says "hot shot"

anyone been to The Stadium in the last month? there is this really creepy home run animation w/ michael kay's head in it. It's kind of like JibJab with John Kerry's photohopped animated head ala South Park mouth movements. anyway Kay's head rocks left to right and the text reads SEE YA after a hr. and his eyes glint with silvery evil (part of the animation). truly disturbing, can't find a youtube of it.

wish Terry Gilliam had done it

very modestly sized monument for Steinbush

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/5434/the-problem-with-steinbrenners-plaque

Javy V ready for the playoffs

hahahaha

JV OUT OF AL

That was entertaining.

4 steals of rivera

*off

guess i shd say rivera +posada

is posada's arm still basically a noodle?

glad i missed this

Morgan's Cano priapism continues unabated.

Joe Buck repeatedly said last year in the WS that the speedy Cano is always a threat on the basepaths = PROFILING IS TEH RACISTS

charlie batch is always a threat to scamper for a 40 yard gain.

lol @ AJ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

yankees playoff rotation:

sabathia
[day off]
hughes
[two-day layoff]
sabathia
?

pretty much

jonmorosi
The #Yankees shouldn't put A.J. Burnett in their postseason rotation. Here's why: http://bit.ly/bKPCrm #NY #MLB #Twins #Rangers

#ohwordson?

The #Yankees shouldn't have Ramiro Pena in their postseason starting lineup. Here's why:

Our long national nightmare is over

is that labatts? fucking molson?

http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/09/29/pi_20100929015727_660_320.JPG

It's Blue bro.

SHAMEFUL, BRO

http://www.antiqueathlete.com/antique-baseball-memorabilia/yogi-berra-yoohoo-advertising.jpg Yogi's not there; they can do what they want

NOOOOOOOOO - CANADIAN BEEEEEEEER - I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET DRUUUUUUUNK!

cito gaston farewell speech is grim. I couldn't even be bothered to look up the actual toronto page.

shd probably stop trying to win the division now.

although in fairness, if you're running vasquez out there you're not REALLY trying to win the division.

I was looking at JV Squad's numbers from September 2009 this morning on a lark. got me pretty depressed: 5 G, 4 W (oooh, not a stat), 39 K, 1.42 ERA, 0.84 WHIP

http://www.theonion.com/articles/yankees-decline-wild-card,2295/

http://images.marthastewart.com/images/content/tv/martha_stewart_show/show_photos/6001_6050/msshow_6041_clip_curtis_l.jpg

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/848644_o.gif