2010 New York Yankees: YES Network vs. NickSwisherTV.com

SHAMEFUL, BRO

http://www.antiqueathlete.com/antique-baseball-memorabilia/yogi-berra-yoohoo-advertising.jpg Yogi's not there; they can do what they want

NOOOOOOOOO - CANADIAN BEEEEEEEER - I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET DRUUUUUUUNK!

cito gaston farewell speech is grim. I couldn't even be bothered to look up the actual toronto page.

shd probably stop trying to win the division now.

although in fairness, if you're running vasquez out there you're not REALLY trying to win the division.

I was looking at JV Squad's numbers from September 2009 this morning on a lark. got me pretty depressed: 5 G, 4 W (oooh, not a stat), 39 K, 1.42 ERA, 0.84 WHIP

http://www.theonion.com/articles/yankees-decline-wild-card,2295/

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http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/848644_o.gif

haha curtis is such a goofball

crutis granderson

Were there any "Granderson shops at Wal-Mart, buys $15 velcro shoes" articles in the NY papers this year?

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Yankees to Derek Jeter: Test the market

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5843151

heard some radio earlier and it was amazing how fast yanks fans went from fairly polite kvetching abt cano not getting a single mvp vote to OUTRAGE abt that jeter story

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/6401/should-jeter-want-to-be-modern-babe

Jeter turns 37 next summer. When Ruth turned 37, the Yankees cut his salary, slightly. When he turned 38, they cut his salary by 30 percent. When he turned 39 -- by the way, the Babe was still a highly productive hitter, one of the best in the majors -- the Yankees cut his salary by another 30 percent. And when Ruth turned 40 and was making noise about being bigger than the franchise, the Yankees simply cut him loose.

two sidebar headlines on espn's mlb page:

Source: Yanks want Jeter to take 'reality potion'
Source: Rivera talks with Yanks going smoothly

http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/New-York-Yankees-general-manager-to-rappel-839918.php

so really, no one has linked yet?

http://blogbeckett.wordpress.com/2010/11/24/totally-fake-baseball-cards-29-derek-jeters-you-wont-see-in-2011-and-one-you-just-might/

yeah i was going to troll the mets thread yesterday with one of those then blah what's the point

curtis granderson visits new zealand

lol, with Steinbush dead, Randy Levine is the Stankbrass most in need of having his head used for batting practice:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=6068830

suggest Keep Your Team Off Welfare as 2011 Yanks thread.

Pettitte reportedly set to retire Friday

is he still a 'true yankee' if he abandons them in their hour of need?

he's going to be the vikings' qb next year from what i've heard

is he still a 'true yankee' if he abandons them in their hour of need?

didn't stop him in 2004, lol

when is it not the yankees hour of need?

endless loop animated .gif of cameron diaz feeding a-rod popcorn at the super bowl pls. [/football]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMVRmwlrvWg

that'll do!

why do we need to see that? o_O

Yankees fans you are in luck. Russ Martin is in the best shape of his life (tm). This would make it the third consecutive spring in which he has made the claim. That means he's due to throw up an 85 OPS+ if the trend holds..

Russell Martin will FITE YOU http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2011/02/09/2011-02-09_russell_grapples_with_mma.html

I used to love Russ then he became a pull happy robot whose only mission was to ground out to third or short or take a walk. He used to be so pretty.

any catcher that will steal a base gets big time brownie points.

michael kay married someone above his station and the nypost is there:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/beautiful_catch_9GMXqlAsq41IMsgSfdqNjO

Sabathia is in th ebest shape of his life!

Sabathia, who had knee surgery this offseason, said he is 25 pounds lighter after he stopped eating full boxes of Cap’n Crunch.

crossposted w/ Spring Training.

I'm guessing sanskrit doesn't want to start a 2011 Stanks thread cuz he knows it's gonna be a swan dive.

can't be bothered to think up a title

that wpix broadcaster is so botb, they're perfect together

Get Your Team Off Welfare can't be topped

i like!

this thread title was prescient though considering how Swisher's social media fixation was the only reason he beat out Youkilis for the last AL All-Star spot.

fattest yankees team ever?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703373404576148633980571882.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

Neal Cotts still lookin' like lithe groupiebait

that cracked me up this morning. the print version is even better because the pictures go Colon 245, Sabathia, 290, and then the last and fifth one said Joba, unclear

...hailing from parts unknown!

This is why they built a new Stadium, so the fatties could have an aircraft hangar for a clubhouse

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is that joba in the crowd?!