I don't know why the Red Sox just didn't take Kemp? Obviously there are more players involved than these three.
― govern yourself accordingly, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://radio.goldseek.com/Siren_animated.gifMANNY TO IRAQ... DEVELOPINGhttp://radio.goldseek.com/Siren_animated.gif
― max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Kemp almost certainly wasn't offered.
― G00blar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Jason Bay is headed to Boston as part of the deal, SI.com has learned. The Pirates will get four minor leaguers in the three-way trade.
Whuh-oh.
― govern yourself accordingly, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
RACIALISM
actually, I have no idea, aside from Kemp still being wet behind the ears, and Bay having a solid track record of Manny-lite production
(xpost)
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The 4 MLers:
Dylan Dylan Dylan Charlie Zink
because he throws HOT FIYAH
In the comments of Foxsports: The Pirates will receive Andy LaRoche and right-hander Bryan Morris from the Dodgers and outfielder Damien Moss and releiver Craig Hansen from the Red Sox.
― G00blar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Jonathon is fuck. 3:30pm Comment
Jonathon is WELCOME TO ST. PETE JASON BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......maybe? 3:16pm Comment
Jonathon is WELCOME TO ST. PETE JASON BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2:29pm Comment
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Brandon Moss. I still like Hansen, but he definitely isn't ML-ready.
― govern yourself accordingly, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Ha -- if only it was Damian Moss!
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i might cry
― mizzell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
RIP MANNY ;_;
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Eagerly anticipating the Plaschke reaction.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly xpost
― G00blar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to call and break the news to my mom.
― G00blar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
that's a pretty good haul for the pirates imo!
― cankles, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Breaking news: Red Sox 4% whiter, less interesting.
― Garrett Martin, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
4% whiter, 40% less interesting
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm happy for Andy LaRoche.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
The Dodgers sure have a lot of outfielders.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
f-k it, 80% less interesting
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
A lot of those outfielders are shitty though.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah -- frees LaRoche from that retarded purgatory he was thrust into because of Torre's luv affair w/ Blake DeWitt, gives them a good-to-go cheaper Nady clone in Moss, a 21-year-old high-ceiling pitching prosect in Morris, and, um, a young reliever (w/ potential, obv) that's been beyond awful in MLB to this point.
Dodgers, meanwhile, are probably going to use Manny to cockblock Matt Kemp s'more, which is just awesome for the rest of the West.
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost to cank's GO RATS post, btw
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
& as much as I'm going to miss Manny, if it shuts up all the fucking moronic beat writers (and maybe Schilling) for more than 5 minutes, I'm all for Bay coming into town.
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah but how do i break it to my kids?
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
FUCK
SERIOUSLY, FUCK
― milo z, Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
Tell them Manny's going to a really big farm out in the country where there's plenty of room to roam and a to-die-for play-by-play man calling his games.
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
(don't mention Simers & Plaschke unless you want them to really get upset, tho)
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
FUCK YOU RED SOX
― milo z, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
(yes I am stealing my material from Andy K)
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TEAR DOWN THE GREEN MONSTER NOW?
-- collardio gelatinous, Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:57 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link just point them towards alyssa milano's blog
― mizzell, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
BECAUSE WHERE WOULD THEY FILM SOX APPEAL?
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
ok, i think they can dig the free-range manny concept.
but srsly i've tried to prepare them for this by telling them it was very likely he'd be traded today. they were on verge of tears with just the thought. (7 and 8 yrs old by the way).
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
well that just makes me sadder
― G00blar, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
(couldn't get my mom on the phone, btw; she was *really* sad at Ellis Burks's departure)
Adios Manuel. Cojelo suave.
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Aw man, now I'm starting to actually get a little misty. You bastards.
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"Tell them Manny's going to a really big farm out in the country where there's plenty of room to roam and a to-die-for play-by-play man calling his games."
Three innings of and only west of the Rockies.
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Aww, man, that sucks, collardio.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
multiple xpost
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
You want to tell them about Santa while you're @ it, Steve?
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't wait to watch Joe Torre manage Manny Ramirez.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Dudes -- Manny and JEFF KENT
That shit's like Office / 30 Rock level sitcom material.
― David R., Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, pirates cleaned up. Jason Bay not so secretly sucks btw.
― bnw, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
see this is one good thing about having kids. you can play "grown up" in situations where you're feeling childlike emotions yourself.
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
all i can say as a yankees fan is lol
― max, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link