j/k utley stan
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG
btw
bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process
xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ cole hamels hair
tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time
i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
that said, he is not hot anyway
http://d380otju09u5ho.cloudfront.net/ryan%20braun.jpg
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
^yes
he also looks like sam fuld imo
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
supersized
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Paul Goldschmidt hawt
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link
come on. it's still JJ Hardy.
― frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
Eric Sogard loses Face
http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:50 (ten years ago) link
hahaha I GUESS NOT
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link
https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link
Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...
http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif
― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link
that's a great celebration
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
Felt the same way when he was traded away.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
More on:
http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."
http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
"tool"
"catcher"
Sorry.
― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
Oh hai.
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
full Recker BP entry, lol
In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link
good points but the hair on Harper is a dealbreaker
"As I started heading to more ballgames, I found random male strangers perfectly willing to point out that there was no way I could really know the game, and that any player whose name was on a jersey I might have been wearing was only someone I thought was hot," says K, a 37-year-old Blue Jays fan. "I tried my best to try to change their minds about it, but it was generally met with verbal pats on the head."
It's definitely true that being hot for players has long been a no-no for "serious" female fans, one that's ingrained in us from the age when crushes first start to blossom. (Male fans as well, obviously, but that's another essay entirely.) Mabel, another 37-year-old Jays fan, remembers feeling judged for her desires as soon as she was old enough to have them. "The timing of when people started wondering why I liked sports roughly coincides with young adulthood," she says. "Like, it's cute and OK for a 13-year-old to adore John Olerud. But a 17-year-old doing the same is wrong, as she's a woman, or close to."
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-ok-to-have-the-hots-for-baseball-players-a-manifesto
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Olerud?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link
Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
I *think* you can be a 6'4" cub (small c)
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eJOFaLCOlQg/0.jpg
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYlJPnslTo
for morbs
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link
well
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodyjakearrieta/
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link
Is Cole Hamels good looking? I think so, but he creeps me out somewhat
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link
Wilmer Flores is the cutest Mets player.
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
Wilmer still looks about 17. That goatee might be a glue-on.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link
Daniel Norris still hot even w/ his uniform on
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
come on guys
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d725bc66fe312e863fda9757d2bc410d5c597e3f/c=320-0-3544-2418&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2018/02/26/USATODAY/usatsports/df8673278da1459ca3b50e40db9bdb6f.jpg
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link
nice, but looks a little too young
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link
. . .
Daniel Norris will undergo a procedure to relieve pressure in his left groin, manager Ron Gardenhire said. Will likely be transferred to 60-day DL at some point.— Jason Beck (@beckjason) April 30, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
oh to be a physical therapist
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link
"say you're not my regular doctor..."
― omar little, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link
plus you get michael a. taylor for free
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link
got to be Jeff Samardzija
― Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link