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well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

― briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

'we named the dog shea'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (twenty years ago) link

"starting to think"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...

Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Bill Mueller.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

BIG PAPI

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060403/capt.nys10104031600.nationals_mets_nys101.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 3 April 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

― patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

And sweatpants!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"Harden"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

CUET!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060404/capt.oas11304040337.yankees_athletics_baseball_oas113.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/FLTD10203291727@news.ap.org.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

stupid stupid people.
AdAM EVErEtt is the all time BEST looking player.
DUHHHH

― lAUrEl ANNE dOWNS (GoDdAMN GOrGEOUS), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/andy_etchebarren_autograph.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:01 (eighteen years ago) link

for maura:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

so modest!

Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

― maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

The Cub pitching staff should've had time to open a gallery by now.

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Delgado needs facial hair stat.

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_llio47G8xg1qb0ctno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306020737&Signature=EbNvgfGZdNtH2iLcyORyGdKtslc%3D

pleats

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Kurdt would not approve.

― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

im gonna go with sam fuld atm

― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

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plus his name's "tanner houck" ffs

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (seven months ago) link

Tanner Houck has a 3D mold of his fractured face on a chain pic.twitter.com/ml7gkQNyIc
— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) August 28, 2023

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:47 (seven months ago) link

that’s a little bit more goth than i was expecting him to go

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:50 (seven months ago) link

A spinal tattoo is pretty hard

https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2023/04/20/tanner-houck-explains-red-sox-logo-tattoo-spine/

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:19 (seven months ago) link

where does the last letter sit 👀

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (seven months ago) link

🤨

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (seven months ago) link

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

― H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

Luis Robert

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 August 2024 02:24 (three months ago) link

not even he can pull off the chinstrap

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:01 (three months ago) link

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