Paul Goldschmidt hawt
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)
the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)
come on. it's still JJ Hardy.
― frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)
he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
Eric Sogard loses Face
http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)
hahaha I GUESS NOT
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)
https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:25 (ten years ago)
Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...
http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif
― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)
that's a great celebration
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)
Felt the same way when he was traded away.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)
sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)
More on:
http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."
http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)
the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
"tool"
"catcher"
Sorry.
― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (ten years ago)
Oh hai.
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 18:15 (ten years ago)
he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)
full Recker BP entry, lol
In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)
good points but the hair on Harper is a dealbreaker
"As I started heading to more ballgames, I found random male strangers perfectly willing to point out that there was no way I could really know the game, and that any player whose name was on a jersey I might have been wearing was only someone I thought was hot," says K, a 37-year-old Blue Jays fan. "I tried my best to try to change their minds about it, but it was generally met with verbal pats on the head."
It's definitely true that being hot for players has long been a no-no for "serious" female fans, one that's ingrained in us from the age when crushes first start to blossom. (Male fans as well, obviously, but that's another essay entirely.) Mabel, another 37-year-old Jays fan, remembers feeling judged for her desires as soon as she was old enough to have them. "The timing of when people started wondering why I liked sports roughly coincides with young adulthood," she says. "Like, it's cute and OK for a 13-year-old to adore John Olerud. But a 17-year-old doing the same is wrong, as she's a woman, or close to."
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-ok-to-have-the-hots-for-baseball-players-a-manifesto
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:36 (nine years ago)
Olerud?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:28 (nine years ago)
Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:52 (nine years ago)
I *think* you can be a 6'4" cub (small c)
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eJOFaLCOlQg/0.jpg
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2015 03:01 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYlJPnslTo
for morbs
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)
well
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodyjakearrieta/
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)
Is Cole Hamels good looking? I think so, but he creeps me out somewhat
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:19 (nine years ago)
Wilmer Flores is the cutest Mets player.
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)
Wilmer still looks about 17. That goatee might be a glue-on.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:25 (eight years ago)
Daniel Norris still hot even w/ his uniform on
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:25 (seven years ago)
come on guys
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d725bc66fe312e863fda9757d2bc410d5c597e3f/c=320-0-3544-2418&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2018/02/26/USATODAY/usatsports/df8673278da1459ca3b50e40db9bdb6f.jpg
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)
nice, but looks a little too young
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:33 (seven years ago)
. . .
Daniel Norris will undergo a procedure to relieve pressure in his left groin, manager Ron Gardenhire said. Will likely be transferred to 60-day DL at some point.— Jason Beck (@beckjason) April 30, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)
oh to be a physical therapist
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)
"say you're not my regular doctor..."
― omar little, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)
ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)
plus you get michael a. taylor for free
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)
got to be Jeff Samardzija
― Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)
ok that guy's awesome
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)
https://elitesportsny.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/chicago-white-sox-v-los-angeles-dodgers.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)
how YOU doin
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)
yoanna see my loft?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)
I hafta say shorthaired smiley Jake is pretty damn dreamboaty
.@SteveGelbs has jokes. "Jacob, how do you keep your focus with only eight runs of support?" ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/oXfkXDjgTt— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 8, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2018 17:24 (six years ago)
Shohei Ohtaniโs impression of Brad Ausmus: โHeโs a very good-looking guy.โHe paused, then added: โOf course, Mike Scioscia was very good-looking too.โ— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) February 13, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:11 (six years ago)
folks the answer is clearly Eric Thames
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:20 (six years ago)
i hafta say Springer and Correa are absurdly beautiful
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:57 (five years ago)
https://i.redd.it/5fk1sl60s1o41.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:10 (five years ago)
issa hoss
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:28 (five years ago)