Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...
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― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link
that's a great celebration
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
Felt the same way when he was traded away.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
More on:
http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."
http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
"tool"
"catcher"
Sorry.
― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
Oh hai.
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
full Recker BP entry, lol
In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link
good points but the hair on Harper is a dealbreaker
"As I started heading to more ballgames, I found random male strangers perfectly willing to point out that there was no way I could really know the game, and that any player whose name was on a jersey I might have been wearing was only someone I thought was hot," says K, a 37-year-old Blue Jays fan. "I tried my best to try to change their minds about it, but it was generally met with verbal pats on the head."
It's definitely true that being hot for players has long been a no-no for "serious" female fans, one that's ingrained in us from the age when crushes first start to blossom. (Male fans as well, obviously, but that's another essay entirely.) Mabel, another 37-year-old Jays fan, remembers feeling judged for her desires as soon as she was old enough to have them. "The timing of when people started wondering why I liked sports roughly coincides with young adulthood," she says. "Like, it's cute and OK for a 13-year-old to adore John Olerud. But a 17-year-old doing the same is wrong, as she's a woman, or close to."
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-ok-to-have-the-hots-for-baseball-players-a-manifesto
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Olerud?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link
Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
I *think* you can be a 6'4" cub (small c)
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eJOFaLCOlQg/0.jpg
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYlJPnslTo
for morbs
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link
well
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodyjakearrieta/
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link
Is Cole Hamels good looking? I think so, but he creeps me out somewhat
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link
Wilmer Flores is the cutest Mets player.
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
Wilmer still looks about 17. That goatee might be a glue-on.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link
Daniel Norris still hot even w/ his uniform on
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
come on guys
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d725bc66fe312e863fda9757d2bc410d5c597e3f/c=320-0-3544-2418&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2018/02/26/USATODAY/usatsports/df8673278da1459ca3b50e40db9bdb6f.jpg
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link
nice, but looks a little too young
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link
. . .
Daniel Norris will undergo a procedure to relieve pressure in his left groin, manager Ron Gardenhire said. Will likely be transferred to 60-day DL at some point.— Jason Beck (@beckjason) April 30, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
oh to be a physical therapist
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link
"say you're not my regular doctor..."
― omar little, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link
plus you get michael a. taylor for free
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link
got to be Jeff Samardzija
― Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link
ok that guy's awesome
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link
https://elitesportsny.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/chicago-white-sox-v-los-angeles-dodgers.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:09 (six years ago) link
how YOU doin
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link
yoanna see my loft?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link
I hafta say shorthaired smiley Jake is pretty damn dreamboaty
.@SteveGelbs has jokes. "Jacob, how do you keep your focus with only eight runs of support?" πππ pic.twitter.com/oXfkXDjgTt— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 8, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
Shohei Ohtaniβs impression of Brad Ausmus: βHeβs a very good-looking guy.βHe paused, then added: βOf course, Mike Scioscia was very good-looking too.β— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) February 13, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link
folks the answer is clearly Eric Thames
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link
i hafta say Springer and Correa are absurdly beautiful
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/5fk1sl60s1o41.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
issa hoss
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:28 (four years ago) link
#jorts
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link
I didnβt realize that Tyler Glasnow had Chalamet vibes
Game 5. #ALDS pic.twitter.com/7xCeaZG4Ww— MLB (@MLB) October 9, 2020
― na (NA), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link
Tyler Glasnow has a 12-pack, Chalamet does not
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
wish morbs was here. to tell me what he thinks of tanner houck, among other things.
https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/New-York-Yankees-v-Boston-Red-Sox-8086102dcc1b3b91f6672f2bf1f663c9.jpg
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/tanner-houck-of-the-peoria-javelinas-pitches-against-the-surprise-at-picture-id1177646447?s=612x612
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link
was sure when i was watching the other night that his uniform number was 69 but sadly it's not
thank you for not posting alex verdugo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/SQc8VTtW/IMG-7734.jpg
By unpopular demand!
Matt Olson:
MLB made a Matt Olson Thirst Trap Tik Tok πππ pic.twitter.com/3JNwuE2Vck— Cody (@CodyRogers10) August 15, 2023
Every time I see Jason Heyward Iβm like, why does nobody mention how handsome he is?https://i.postimg.cc/rmMBRYdq/IMG-7737.jpg
Sorry about ittttthttps://i.postimg.cc/j5jrkFRZ/IMG-7738.jpg
Ofc Connor Wonghttps://i.postimg.cc/GtKT1pNv/IMG-7740.jpg
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:01 (six months ago) link
idk about best looking but best sounding? there can be only one....
https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/redsox/audio/pronunciation-guide/ceddanne-rafaela.m4a
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:05 (six months ago) link
You are wrong for this
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (six months ago) link
Also lol @ you posting Tanner Houck above
there is a kind of lazy virility to him idk what to tell you if you don't see it
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:11 (six months ago) link