Yeah the shock is from years of mis-having him as a closer.
― felicity, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
edgar "i stretch a lot in the batters box" renteria provided half their offense!
Kyle Lo(h)se deserves a place here
― bnw, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Cain just dingered.
― Leee, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
And has 6 no-hit innings.
― Leee, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
it is now 6.2 3-hit innings.
can add Looper to the list of ex-closers doing wtf well as a starter.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
LEE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING WHICH IS THE POINT OF THE THREAD HINT HINT
― David R., Sunday, 13 April 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Off-topic but on-topic in the "taking thread title literally" sense: SCOTT OLSEN (!?!?!?)
Not surprising: Jair Mothjerrfjuckjing Jurrjens. What is surprising, though, is his 7.46 K/9.
― Andy K, Monday, 21 April 2008 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, after yesterday's start I grabbed him in the fantasy league. He looked good in an "I don't give a fuck about ANY of these chumps" way.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 21 April 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Ponson wtf.
― Andy K, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
every year there's always one or two dudes like this guy was in '00:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/smithch07.shtml
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
joe saunders
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
scott olson, tho he got rocked last night
Jon Lester is pitching really well so far today.
― mattbot, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
: D
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Man I sure picked the right meaningless Royals game to go to. Never thought I'd see a no-hitter.
― govern yourself accordingly, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
well they are often worse pitched than some one or two hit games.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
well, you know, it takes a tremendous amount of luck to achieve a one or two hitter.
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link
they are often worse pitched than three or four hitters.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, fuck you :)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
(METS HAVE DONE FINE W/OUT ONE IN 46 YEARS)
best pitched game i ever saw live was when pedro struck out 15 and lost. to tampa. completely wtf.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
excuse me, retrosheet.org tells me he struck out 17 and lost.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
PITCHINGTampa Bay Devil Rays IP H R ER BB SO HR Trachsel W(2-2) 9 3 0 0 3 11 0Boston Red Sox IP H R ER BB SO HR P. Martinez L(5-1) 9 6 1 1 1 17 0
Tampa Bay Devil Rays IP H R ER BB SO HR Trachsel W(2-2) 9 3 0 0 3 11 0
Boston Red Sox IP H R ER BB SO HR P. Martinez L(5-1) 9 6 1 1 1 17 0
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
but Trachsel pitched better! HE GAVE UP HALF AS MANY HITS!
anyone see WGN rerun the 9th of Jim Maloney's no hitter vs the Cubs in '65, a few weeks ago during a rain delay? The guy walked TEN and threw something like 190 pitches!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Back when the game was played by MEN
― Andy K, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
pretty sure while w/ montreal pedro threw 9 perfect innings & ended up losing
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
that's not too impressive, a lot of bad luck involved there.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
xp to Andy: MEN whose arms were dead at 31!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
so what? all the hitters were either boozed up or hungover. EVEN PLAYING FIELD.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
xp to Andy: MEN whose arms were dead at 31!-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Back then, you didn't know whether you'd HAVE your throwing arm the next day -- lost to the combine out on the back forty, or combat, or what have you. You just threw like hell, left everything out there on the mound.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I once left my watch out on the mound, but that was not on purpose.
― G00blar, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link
daniel cabrera, the consecutive reigning AL walks champion, pitched his third game WITHOUT issuing a walk this season last night. his three-peat is in peril as he has now tumbled out of the top ten on the heels of his 8th straight quality start.
― j.q higgins, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Following Daver's stinging rebukes, I'd like to known if it's now OK to say that Lester pitched a NH.
― Leee, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Dana Eveland is pitching very nicely.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://static.flickr.com/72/175995087_edd1f77f57_o.jpg
― zaxxon25, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw andrew miller strike out 9 the other night, but i originally thought it was 13 or so, so i couldn't even imagine seeing 17
joe saunders is 8-1 w/ a 2.31 era right now
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 May 2008 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link
JUSTIN DUCHSCHERER
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link
n/m
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Cueto through five
― Andy K, Sunday, 1 June 2008 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Last Play: G. Blanco reached on bunt single to third
>:O
― Steve Shasta, Sunday, 1 June 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
BRETTY MYERS OH MY THRU 6
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh well
― Andy K, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Greg Maddux still has it. He's perfect so far . . .
― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitter Cubsfan
― deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess it's all part of what they call . . . gowring up.
― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link
you, f, hit the gowrs.
poor form.
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link
was he perfect? i watched a bar fight at the home of the arts in the ukrainian village. never noticed.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
felicity thought it would be 'funny' to post that after he'd pitched 1 inning & has now given herself a temp ban, assuming she has any honor left
― deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I will give him to you for Rich Hill and Matt Murton, whaddayasay.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha temp ban = 5 days vacation from ILX.
― Leee, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Walk to double play
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:24 (three months ago) link
Second walk, timely DP.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:26 (three months ago) link
Damn.
:(
― 龜, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:26 (three months ago) link
Cory Seager
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:26 (three months ago) link
Five home runs in his last five games, he was due.
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:31 (three months ago) link
Woulda been cool, but this was much cooler
― H.P, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 02:48 (three months ago) link
Losing a no-hitter with two outs in the ninth--all the way back to Cy Young in 1896.
https://www.mlb.com/news/no-hitter-bids-lost-on-final-out-c254827310
― clemenza, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 19:57 (three months ago) link
can't have felt good for framber to lose the perfecto on that error in the bottom of the 6th
― 龜, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 20:13 (three months ago) link
Just saw this now, don't think it was mentioned:
https://www.mlb.com/news/corey-seager-spoils-second-no-hitter-with-two-outs-in-ninth
― clemenza, Friday, 9 August 2024 21:21 (two months ago) link
“Just walk him” - managers the next time this comes up
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Friday, 9 August 2024 21:22 (two months ago) link
That, or plunk him. "That's for the other two times"--send a message.
(Yes, I'm kidding.)
― clemenza, Friday, 9 August 2024 21:57 (two months ago) link
He did it against the Giants too, I watched that game.
― Bee OK, Friday, 9 August 2024 22:43 (two months ago) link
austin slater, who has 1 homer for the year, just broke up sean manaea's no hitter in the 6th with a homer ;_;
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 August 2024 18:36 (two months ago) link
The Jays' Bowden Francis gave up 1 hit in 7 innings two starts ago, 3 hits in 7 innings his last start, and today hasn't given up a hit in 5 innings against the Angels.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 20:23 (two months ago) link
Six innings, 11 K, 82 pitches, team going nowhere...hey, you never know.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 20:32 (two months ago) link
Seven innings, 12 K...but he's walked three and hit a guy, so he's up to 97 pitches. Looks like they're sending someone out for the 8th. Asterisk: he's facing a lineup today that has Kevin Pilar hitting third.
Four hits in 21 innings, or over three consecutive starts of 7+ innings, that must be a team record at least.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 20:47 (two months ago) link
Wow, they sent him out for the 8th.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 20:53 (two months ago) link
And this is hilarious: it's raining in the Rogers Centre!
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 20:54 (two months ago) link
Eight! 111 pitches--he'd never thrown more than 95. Good luck, John Schneider.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 20:59 (two months ago) link
Jeff Passan tweeted “Let Bowden finish”
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:06 (two months ago) link
They're going to send him out for the 9th. Pillar bats third--bad omen.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:07 (two months ago) link
So exciting!!!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:08 (two months ago) link
Nooooooo
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:11 (two months ago) link
Oh that’s unfortunate
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:11 (two months ago) link
You wouldn't believe this: MY CABLE/INTERNET WENT OUT just as the inning was about to start! So I missed the HR. I was screaming many colourful curse words at the top of my lungs thinking I'd miss the no-hitter.
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:17 (two months ago) link
If anyone was going to break it up, glad it was Taylor Ward (thinking about what happened last year). Weirdly enough, Dave Stieb lost a no-hitter on this day in 1985 when Rudy Law hit a HR to lead off the 9th (nothing on YouTube):
https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA198508240.shtml
He'd get much, much closer than that before finally pitching one in 1990--still the only one in Jays history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLYzhzkpoDI
― clemenza, Sunday, 25 August 2024 00:42 (two months ago) link
(The caption says "with one strike to go"--one pitch to go, yes, but the count was 2-0, so not one strike.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 25 August 2024 00:43 (two months ago) link
Uhhhhhhhhhh..... Patrick Corbin?!?!?
― H.P, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 00:16 (two months ago) link
I tune in to see how has kept the yankees scoreless for 6 innings, to a mound visitation for Corbin who is at 100 pitches. They let him stay in and he gets the pop up.
This is more impressive to me than a no-hitter. Go Corby!!!!
― H.P, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 00:18 (two months ago) link
i'm hearing framber valdez is doing something cool again
― 龜, Saturday, 31 August 2024 01:32 (two months ago) link
Skubal holding the triple crown again after tonight's game.
― H.P, Sunday, 1 September 2024 00:39 (two months ago) link
So the Cubs! Imanaga/Pearson/Hodge!!!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 September 2024 03:09 (two months ago) link
good for them
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 September 2024 03:11 (two months ago) link
logan gilbert has a 1-hitter through 7 innings, 79 pitches
― z_tbd, Sunday, 8 September 2024 01:13 (two months ago) link
sulser (opener) and alexander thru 6 for TB v phils
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 September 2024 00:14 (one month ago) link
ah well nevertheless
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 September 2024 00:23 (one month ago) link
bowden's got another no no going
― 龜, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 20:59 (one month ago) link
whoops!
― 龜, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 21:11 (one month ago) link
sorry if i jinxed it :o)
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on with this guy?!
― clemenza, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 21:19 (one month ago) link
just a huge hr by lindor
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 September 2024 21:56 (one month ago) link
I did not care for it
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 September 2024 23:14 (one month ago) link
Tigers had it perfect to the 8th. Still a no-no
― H.P, Saturday, 14 September 2024 00:32 (one month ago) link
Gunnar Henderson does not respect the no-no
― H.P, Saturday, 14 September 2024 01:00 (one month ago) link