important baseball tweets

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https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

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this is an apostrophe

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

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@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small

https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953

https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

You sound like my agent trying to get me a job after my 2013 season with the Nationals https://t.co/15QaLwk1RI

— dan haren (@ithrow88) August 29, 2017

(his 2013 wasn't awful actually)

welp

http://deadspin.com/willson-contreras-slides-into-mia-khalifas-dms-refuses-1800663882

4.2 bsr @fangraphs so you should 🤐 https://t.co/56MKFvbgoE

— Tommy Pham (@TphamLV) August 13, 2017

These are two interesting tweets: pic.twitter.com/v5KiOEXyY3

— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 19, 2017

hmmm

Folks, I did the math.

Assuming this is his last start, Trevor Williams must allow 3 ER over 5.2 IP in a ND to finish 6-9 with a 4.20 ERA. pic.twitter.com/zifRBMeRn6

— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017

Folks, it gets better.

If Homer Bailey goes 6 IP, allows 4 ER and gets the win tomorrow, he finishes 6-9 with a 6.90 ERA and 69 ER allowed. pic.twitter.com/TsTA7BbtC3

— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017

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— Mariners (@Mariners) September 27, 2017

For some reason, C.J. Wilson’s car dealership paid to advertise on the big screen between innings at this meaningless Angels-White Sox game.

— Pedro Moura (@pedromoura) September 29, 2017

He has a Mazda dealership in Chicago. When I was with the Cubs he let me borrow a cherry red Mazda SUV. Zoom zoom

— dan haren (@ithrow88) September 29, 2017

✔

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLYOZviXkAAd4g3.jpg:small

@Dodgers tell @BMcCarthy32 he’s in. He tells them paint in office sucks. Then says thanks, likes a Flake tweet, chooses arbitrary snack.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) October 24, 2017

How do you believe humans arrived on this planet?

— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) November 14, 2017

Will be at ur show in Jan. I’m sure you’ll make a stop at @Onnit Let’s train and get weird @joerogan

— Jake Arrieta (@JArrieta34) November 17, 2017

Hi Robert - Yes. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. #BooneAMA https://t.co/et6ukeBK6C

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) December 6, 2017

🏹🏹🏹 pic.twitter.com/9c2nw5hRiw

— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) December 15, 2017

https://deadspin.com/there-is-now-an-app-for-triple-crown-ratio-lines-on-bad-1821792463

time to take a big sip of coffee and check out MLB all-star Sammy Sosa’s engagement photos pic.twitter.com/qfRHNOTFWk

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) February 11, 2018

yikes

walking up Broadway in NYC, i am always startled to see on the sidewalk plaques that they had a parade for Sosa there.

Clayton Kershaw, on if he’s gotten over the World Series: “I don’t really take something and move on. I just kind of absorb it.”

Is that healthy?

“I’m not sure. I’ll let you know, if I explode at some point.”

— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) February 13, 2018

I pitched a few seasons completely out of the stretch actually, just not by choice https://t.co/13bDxVOzsF

— dan haren (@ithrow88) February 21, 2018

Dan Haren's like a modern day Bob Uecker, hope he sticks around

Pedro Moura looks exactly like I expected him to look

Been sitting on this... Exit velo and launch angle and it’s correlation to % chance of becoming a homer. 2014 vs. 2017 pic.twitter.com/UrfVVFVuJB

— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) March 2, 2018

We..worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it outhttps://t.co/E4prSi2A4F

— Ben Lindbergh (@BenLindbergh) March 2, 2018

lol

(this is re: juiced balls i take it?)

well, in the absence of other explanations for increased HR likelihood

U know what’s really unexpectedly cool about playing right field? I get to be eye level with the fans sitting on my side. Had some fun roasting a guy yesterday lol

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) March 15, 2018

Pay your debts https://t.co/jOxGJscA3O

— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) March 29, 2018

I hear from some of you tweetsters that my Seinfeld episode was on tonight on Pix. That means I’ll get a nice little check. Enough to pay for dinner tomorrow with the boys in DC. GN

— keith Hernandez (@kher8286) April 4, 2018

Ozzie Guillen In A Venezuelan Telenovela pic.twitter.com/xpk2sUbiIA

— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) May 2, 2018

They DFA’d him so he has first hand knowledge of them eating money to make moves lol

twitter.com/Brooks_Gate/status/1813226032066884039?t=KWuTk2GAmdZkxDFVz4oNXQ&s=19

www.twitter.com/Brooks_Gate/status/1813226032066884039?t=KWuTk2GAmdZkxDFVz4oNXQ&s=19

.....one last try

www.twitter.com/Brooks_Gate/status/1813226032066884039

Okay then lol

how much money each MLB team made last year, and how much of that is going towards their payroll this year pic.twitter.com/yCeoc2fGP5

— BrooksGate (@Brooks_Gate) July 16, 2024

you need the https:// at the beginning

shameful numbers for most of these clubs

Many thanks

Tbf, there is an element of estimation here. The graph is based of this Forbes article, if you click the team headers in it you will find a more in depth breakdown

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2024/03/28/baseballs-most-valuable-teams-2024/

is that before or after revenue share?

The yankees numbers are the most shocking to me

After I'm pretty sure?

Forbes’ team valuations are enterprise values (equity plus net debt) based on historical transactions and the future economics of the sport and each team. Revenue and operating income (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization) are for the 2023 season and are net of revenue sharing, competitive balance taxes and stadium revenue used for debt service. Ownership stakes in regional sports networks, as well as related profits or losses, are excluded from our valuations and operating results, as are investments in real estate and other businesses. (For all-inclusive sports ownership valuations, see the 2023Sports Empires rankings.) Sources include sports bankers, team and league executives, public documents like leases and filings related to public bonds, and media rights experts.

i’d be interested to see what it looks like before the revenue share. just how small market is pittsburgh really?

pittsburgh metro area ranks 27th (narrowly ahead of cincy, milwaukee, kansas city, cleveland)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_statistical_area#Rankings

i.e., it's small compared to most of its competitors but not actually small. it's absolutely a choice to spend that little on the team

yeah i don't doubt that pirates could be spending more, just wondering how much of that revenue share is nutter pocketing as pure profit

Helping to alleviate the big financial spread among teams (the top five are worth an average of $5.1 billion versus $1.2 billion for the bottom five), was a record amount of revenue sharing in 2023. The 13 richest team, including the Dodgers, Chicago Cubs, Boston Red Sox and Yankees, gave $500 million combined to the 14 poorest teams, including the Tampa Bay Rays, Royals, Pittsburgh Pirates and Orioles.

so on average about $35 million to each small market team, not that much actually

yankees operating income of just $2 million suggests that they are always operating on the bleeding edge and putting all their revenue back into the team

mets having an operating loss of $292 million is pretty lolmets and i'm guessing not sustainable, even with an owner like steve cohen

All those terrible doctors employed by the Yankees surely don’t come cheap