Altchek's Office Alumni: 2017 New York Mets

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serious question though, who's the better hitter: Tebow or Michael Jordan?

nomar, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Illuminating! I don't know how those beat writers last these days.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:47 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6zogDJU0AA7YCq.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link

the thor/batman thing is like 800 times more embarrassing than tebow

na (NA), Monday, 13 March 2017 15:07 (seven years ago) link

TEBOW GOT A HIT

mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

off the ol' lobber, no less

mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link

btw is the Marvel Thor sposed to be the mythological Thor? cuz i grew up and don't know

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

times passes us all

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link

tebow will start with class a columbia

mookieproof, Monday, 20 March 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link

"Tebow's story is so compelling -- from the BCS National Championships and the NFL playoffs to reinventing himself as a professional baseball player," Fireflies president John Katz said in a statement. "His humility, faith and unwavering commitment to better himself will bring a new dynamic to our clubhouse. Having a player that has achieved his level of success on two big stages will ultimately pay huge dividends for our players as they pursue their dreams of playing for the New York Mets."

nomar, Monday, 20 March 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link

the other south atlantic league teams are now alternating (on twitter) between trashing the pr stunt and noting when the fireflies will be in town

mookieproof, Monday, 20 March 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

Jay Bruce embraces analytics

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/21/sports/baseball/jay-bruce-mets-hitting-data.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 March 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link

i cannot beeleeve they might send him to AAA

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/michael-conforto-paying-dues-fight-mets-roster-spot-article-1.3004395

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link

what will 92mph Harvey look like?

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/imagining-the-new-matt-harvey/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 March 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Matz scratched from next start w/ elbow tenderness

Gsellman in rotation to start the year

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 March 2017 14:13 (seven years ago) link

@joe_sheehan
"Today, the #Mets signed Kevin McReynolds to a one-year deal. McReynolds, 57, will take over in right, with Conforto staying in Las Vegas."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 March 2017 15:06 (seven years ago) link

seems unnecessary when bobby bonilla is already on the payroll

mookieproof, Monday, 27 March 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link

kinda lol'd @ the granderson nytimes h2o article but gotta stay hydrated

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 March 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link

15 games for familia

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

cespedes has his own url-shortening domain, yoen.is

mookieproof, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link

Ready for a new season/soap opera. No more injuries please? Does Ty Kelly deserve the 25th spot on the roster over Matt Reynolds? I don't know.

Glad to see my favorite Mets podcast, Panic City, is back as well: http://soundcloud.com/jykes7

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link

going to opening day :-)

johnny crunch, Sunday, 2 April 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

im parallel to the delta sky 360 club, pointed to mike piazza, and he smiled and gave me the peace sign, as he sipped a white wine

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8gOWvzWAAEklEZ.jpg:small

i see u johnny crunch

mookieproof, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

mets PBP om WOR guy just said the craziest shit - called Julio Teheran the ‘Breckin Meyer’ of Braves pitching prospects..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link

@MarcCarig
Looking ahead, Mets have some leeway with this Syndergaard blister. Could give extra day and pitch him Sunday if needed.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

how close was Wilmer to home?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link

wait, safe on review?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

def safe

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 April 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link

big inning of bb's, then duda capped it

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 April 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link

@AnthonyDiComo
Can confirm Seth Lugo has a partially torn UCL in his right elbow. But he does not need Tommy John surgery. For now, rest for Lugo.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:48 (seven years ago) link

mets sign desmond jennings to a minor league deal

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link

how good was Rey Ordonez?

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/rey-ordez-and-the-outer-boundary-of-range

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 April 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Tim Tebow hit a two-run homer in the first at-bat of his minor league baseball debut for the Class A Columbia Fireflies on Thursday night.

Tebow, the 2007 Heisman Trophy winner, drilled a 2-1 pitch off the railing in left-center field, where a strong wind had been blowing out all day.

The homer came off Augusta left-hander Dominique Mazza and sent the sellout crowd at Spirit Communications Park into a frenzy of cheers.

Fans shouted "Te-Bow! Te-Bow!'' after the former University of Florida and NFL quarterback fouled off a pitch.

The chants grew louder as Tebow circled the bases on his homer, pumping his fist as he rounded second base.

nomar, Friday, 7 April 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link

BRUCE

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 01:30 (seven years ago) link

eff the Phuckers

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Mets six homerun games:
4/11/17 vs Phillies
4/19/16 vs Phillies
8/24/15 vs Phillies
4/19/05 vs Phillies
6/15/99 vs Reds
4/4/88 vs Expos

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link

now seven! good night to be a mets fan. three hitters went a triple shy of the cycle.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link

he's already at -0.6 fWAR, -0.8 bWAR

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link

yoenis christ

mookieproof, Friday, 14 April 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link

Jay Bruce playing for a contract. If everything goes well this year, I would not be surprised if the Astros or Rangers try and sign him next year. It will be interesting to see how Bruce's career goes in his 30s, if he stays healthy and productive, I think he has a decent shot at 400 HRs.

Mets probably want Bruce to have a nice season, but not TOO nice a season where the NY media/fanbase insists he is signed up for a big NY extension.

earlnash, Friday, 14 April 2017 13:08 (seven years ago) link

Plus Conforto is currently giving plenty of reasons why he should be out there every day.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link

i mercifully saw v little of the last 3 games, but i'd say the bullpen is a work-in-progress.

Familia may not close upon his return Thursday

http://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/mets/2017/04/16/familia-may-not-start-closer/100545634/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Bullpen should be better with Familia back today, and hopefully Lugo later.

Jay Bruce playing 1B tonight, giving room for Conforto to play in the outfield.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link

altchek strikes back

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99nbkqVoAAa4ZC.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Good grief

Michael F Gill, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link

and this is how mookieproof ended playing emergency SS for the new york mets on april 21, 2017

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:32 (seven years ago) link

I think the DN writer is a bit confused about Matheny's skill set.

A Jacob deGrom stomach bug is forcing the Mets to shuffle their rotation, pushing the ace’s Friday start back to Sunday. Robert Gsellman will take the hill on Friday, with Matt Harvey going on Saturday.

hey great, guess what my last game of the season will be?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Anyhoo I'm much more worried about the Mets signing Career-Year Moutsakas for 3b than I am of their finding a manager "in the mold of Mike Matheny."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

syndergaard is to pitch the first inning on saturday, followed by harvey

mookieproof, Friday, 22 September 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

:o

i'm terrified

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link

if the mets can score in the first, harvey will have a good shot at his first career blown save

mookieproof, Friday, 22 September 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link

i've never heard of this happening ever in baseball... let alone two pitchers of this stature?

J0rdan S., Friday, 22 September 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link

the mets

k3vin k., Friday, 22 September 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link

happens all the time in the minors, generally when relievers rehab or they're trying to limit someone's innings

mookieproof, Friday, 22 September 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link

I've seen sugggestions that this is one way pitchers will routinely be utilized... IN THE FUTURE

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link

i just am not seeing any gain in having Thor throw in the majors in the final 8 days.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

also, re Matheny

all these years i had no idea fluent meant "categorically allergic to" https://t.co/3PR5XwWCda

— keithlaw (@keithlaw) September 21, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link

Nothing I enjoy more more than the home run apple not rising after a home run and the fans relentlessly demanding it (with chants of "we want apple") to be raised. Happened again tonight!

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

current NY Post list of Mets managerial candidates

Robin Ventura
Chip Hale
Kevin Long
Super Joe McEwing
Alex Cora
Bob Geren

Dan Warthen also rumored to be walking the plank (musta injured all those pitchers).

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link

player-manager david wright

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 September 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

Terry Collins will announce after game he is resigning as #Mets manager, staying with club in front-office role, source tells The Athletic.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) October 1, 2017

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 October 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

destroy season, Eternal Sunshine-style

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 October 2017 00:45 (seven years ago) link

Such a bummer about all the injuries, and then selling off most of the veterans in the last two months. Only solace in the end was getting to see extended looks at all the rookies/young guys. Still going to say I am looking forward to 2018 even though I have no idea what deals will be made in the off season.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 2 October 2017 01:27 (seven years ago) link

mets hired tony defrancesco to manage triple-a las vegas

which doesn't mean much of anything except that he's the sort of good guy and minors manager the mets aren't usually able to attract

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 October 2017 04:39 (seven years ago) link

Breaking: New York @Mets will buy @SyracuseChiefs, bring its Triple-A team to Syracuse https://t.co/Wpa0Sec4Sj

— Mark Weiner (@MarkWeinerDC) October 9, 2017

mookieproof, Monday, 9 October 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link

thumbs up

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

thor gets a doc gooden comp in the new ZiPS
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/2018-zips-projections-new-york-mets/

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSbilM-UMAASRl1.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 1 January 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link

celebrating in style

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 January 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

just like keith

Keith Hernandez arrives at @realDonaldTrump’s Mar-a-Lago for #NewYearsEve pic.twitter.com/JhaTr9k0yh

— George Bennett (@gbennettpost) January 1, 2018

maura, Monday, 1 January 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Among the factors Jeff Wilpon cited in counting David Wright's insurance covered salary as part of the payroll is the cost of the policy, "which is not cheap."

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) January 23, 2018

Jeff Wilpon said the Mets do not reinvest their David Wright insurance money back into the payroll because they must pay for the policy and for 25% of Wright's contract, and don't want to get caught way over budget in the event that Wright does return.

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) January 23, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

sounds like a wilpon parody account tbh

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link


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