A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (seven years ago) link
You sound like my agent trying to get me a job after my 2013 season with the Nationals https://t.co/15QaLwk1RI— dan haren (@ithrow88) August 29, 2017
(his 2013 wasn't awful actually)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 05:10 (seven years ago) link
welp
http://deadspin.com/willson-contreras-slides-into-mia-khalifas-dms-refuses-1800663882
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 September 2017 11:08 (six years ago) link
4.2 bsr @fangraphs so you should 🤐 https://t.co/56MKFvbgoE— Tommy Pham (@TphamLV) August 13, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
These are two interesting tweets: pic.twitter.com/v5KiOEXyY3— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 19, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
hmmm
― nomar, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
Folks, I did the math.Assuming this is his last start, Trevor Williams must allow 3 ER over 5.2 IP in a ND to finish 6-9 with a 4.20 ERA. pic.twitter.com/zifRBMeRn6— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017
Folks, it gets better.If Homer Bailey goes 6 IP, allows 4 ER and gets the win tomorrow, he finishes 6-9 with a 6.90 ERA and 69 ER allowed. pic.twitter.com/TsTA7BbtC3— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link
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― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
For some reason, C.J. Wilson’s car dealership paid to advertise on the big screen between innings at this meaningless Angels-White Sox game.— Pedro Moura (@pedromoura) September 29, 2017
He has a Mazda dealership in Chicago. When I was with the Cubs he let me borrow a cherry red Mazda SUV. Zoom zoom— dan haren (@ithrow88) September 29, 2017
― Andy K, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link
✔
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLYOZviXkAAd4g3.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link
@Dodgers tell @BMcCarthy32 he’s in. He tells them paint in office sucks. Then says thanks, likes a Flake tweet, chooses arbitrary snack.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) October 24, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link
How do you believe humans arrived on this planet?— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) November 14, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
Will be at ur show in Jan. I’m sure you’ll make a stop at @Onnit Let’s train and get weird @joerogan— Jake Arrieta (@JArrieta34) November 17, 2017
― na (NA), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
Hi Robert - Yes. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. #BooneAMA https://t.co/et6ukeBK6C— New York Yankees (@Yankees) December 6, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
🏹🏹🏹 pic.twitter.com/9c2nw5hRiw— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) December 15, 2017
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
https://deadspin.com/there-is-now-an-app-for-triple-crown-ratio-lines-on-bad-1821792463
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
time to take a big sip of coffee and check out MLB all-star Sammy Sosa’s engagement photos pic.twitter.com/qfRHNOTFWk— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) February 11, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
yikes
walking up Broadway in NYC, i am always startled to see on the sidewalk plaques that they had a parade for Sosa there.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link
Clayton Kershaw, on if he’s gotten over the World Series: “I don’t really take something and move on. I just kind of absorb it.” Is that healthy? “I’m not sure. I’ll let you know, if I explode at some point.”— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) February 13, 2018
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
I pitched a few seasons completely out of the stretch actually, just not by choice https://t.co/13bDxVOzsF— dan haren (@ithrow88) February 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
Dan Haren's like a modern day Bob Uecker, hope he sticks around
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
Pedro Moura looks exactly like I expected him to look
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link
Been sitting on this... Exit velo and launch angle and it’s correlation to % chance of becoming a homer. 2014 vs. 2017 pic.twitter.com/UrfVVFVuJB— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
We..worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it outhttps://t.co/E4prSi2A4F— Ben Lindbergh (@BenLindbergh) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
lol(this is re: juiced balls i take it?)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link
well, in the absence of other explanations for increased HR likelihood
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
U know what’s really unexpectedly cool about playing right field? I get to be eye level with the fans sitting on my side. Had some fun roasting a guy yesterday lol— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) March 15, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
Pay your debts https://t.co/jOxGJscA3O— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) March 29, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link
I hear from some of you tweetsters that my Seinfeld episode was on tonight on Pix. That means I’ll get a nice little check. Enough to pay for dinner tomorrow with the boys in DC. GN— keith Hernandez (@kher8286) April 4, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
Ozzie Guillen In A Venezuelan Telenovela pic.twitter.com/xpk2sUbiIA— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) May 2, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/n5zZ055.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link
zach cozart seems really fun
Zack Cozart on the #Rays starting Romo on back-to-back days: “It was weird...it’s bad for baseball, in my opinion...It’s spring training. That’s the best way to explain it.” #Angels— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) May 20, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 May 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link
v. v. good for baseball, of course
― francisF, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
Dear couple that clearly broke up while standing near our bullpen in the 5th inning today,Lovely entertainment for a few minutes, but we hope you’re ok. Feel free to come back tomorrow and discuss with us. We can provide the third party point of view! Love,The Jays bullpen!— John Axford (@JohnAxford) May 26, 2018
― na (NA), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link
THIS WEBSITE IS FREE @keithlaw pic.twitter.com/DghkOQtQR9— MillennialFalcon (@zak_vargas) May 25, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 26 May 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/B3p5aEHSlb— Danny Duffy (@duffkc41) June 1, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
PJ Conlon after being reacquired by the Mets in less than a week
pic.twitter.com/NS2wWzGSOV— PJ Conlon (@pjconlon29) June 6, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
ha ha ha
― na (NA), Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link
Giants fans should be really excited with Bumgarner back. Now guys like Samardzija, Cueto, can drop the load on their big horse— Pedro Martinez (@45PedroMartinez) June 6, 2018
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/RYADfsJ.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 June 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link
I have never taken a selfie in my life🤣😂so here it is, happy #NationalSelfieDay everyone!! Let’s see yours,,,BE BLESS!!🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/pWkswOkAWF— Bengie Molina (@BengieMolina1) June 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link
great selfie
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 June 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link
I look at the first 10 digits of line scores in case one forms a phone number. I found one this year, I can’t tell you the game, that would be intrusive. I called the number, and a guy answered! I hung up without speaking. What was I going to say, your number is a line score?— Tim Kurkjian (@Kurkjian_ESPN) June 27, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
there's a lot of downtime in baseball
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
Happy 4th you filthy animals pic.twitter.com/xpteIuqTV4— Joe Kelly Jr. (@JosephKellyJr) July 4, 2018
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link
This is the face of toxic masculinity pic.twitter.com/rhIL6SIW3g— Mina (@maddc8) July 11, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
Some players have racist and offensive old tweets and then there's Lucas Giolito. 😂 pic.twitter.com/tLhoLdNR1N— Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike) July 18, 2018
― na (NA), Friday, 20 July 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link
Helping to alleviate the big financial spread among teams (the top five are worth an average of $5.1 billion versus $1.2 billion for the bottom five), was a record amount of revenue sharing in 2023. The 13 richest team, including the Dodgers, Chicago Cubs, Boston Red Sox and Yankees, gave $500 million combined to the 14 poorest teams, including the Tampa Bay Rays, Royals, Pittsburgh Pirates and Orioles.
so on average about $35 million to each small market team, not that much actually
― 龜, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 14:17 (one month ago) link
yankees operating income of just $2 million suggests that they are always operating on the bleeding edge and putting all their revenue back into the team
mets having an operating loss of $292 million is pretty lolmets and i'm guessing not sustainable, even with an owner like steve cohen
― 龜, Wednesday, 17 July 2024 14:18 (one month ago) link
All those terrible doctors employed by the Yankees surely don’t come cheap
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 17 July 2024 15:43 (one month ago) link