Hi Robert - Yes. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. #BooneAMA https://t.co/et6ukeBK6C— New York Yankees (@Yankees) December 6, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
🏹🏹🏹 pic.twitter.com/9c2nw5hRiw— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) December 15, 2017
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
https://deadspin.com/there-is-now-an-app-for-triple-crown-ratio-lines-on-bad-1821792463
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
time to take a big sip of coffee and check out MLB all-star Sammy Sosa’s engagement photos pic.twitter.com/qfRHNOTFWk— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) February 11, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
yikes
walking up Broadway in NYC, i am always startled to see on the sidewalk plaques that they had a parade for Sosa there.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link
Clayton Kershaw, on if he’s gotten over the World Series: “I don’t really take something and move on. I just kind of absorb it.” Is that healthy? “I’m not sure. I’ll let you know, if I explode at some point.”— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) February 13, 2018
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
I pitched a few seasons completely out of the stretch actually, just not by choice https://t.co/13bDxVOzsF— dan haren (@ithrow88) February 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
Dan Haren's like a modern day Bob Uecker, hope he sticks around
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
Pedro Moura looks exactly like I expected him to look
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link
Been sitting on this... Exit velo and launch angle and it’s correlation to % chance of becoming a homer. 2014 vs. 2017 pic.twitter.com/UrfVVFVuJB— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
We..worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it outhttps://t.co/E4prSi2A4F— Ben Lindbergh (@BenLindbergh) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
lol(this is re: juiced balls i take it?)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link
well, in the absence of other explanations for increased HR likelihood
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
U know what’s really unexpectedly cool about playing right field? I get to be eye level with the fans sitting on my side. Had some fun roasting a guy yesterday lol— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) March 15, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
Pay your debts https://t.co/jOxGJscA3O— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) March 29, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link
I hear from some of you tweetsters that my Seinfeld episode was on tonight on Pix. That means I’ll get a nice little check. Enough to pay for dinner tomorrow with the boys in DC. GN— keith Hernandez (@kher8286) April 4, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
Ozzie Guillen In A Venezuelan Telenovela pic.twitter.com/xpk2sUbiIA— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) May 2, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/n5zZ055.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link
zach cozart seems really fun
Zack Cozart on the #Rays starting Romo on back-to-back days: “It was weird...it’s bad for baseball, in my opinion...It’s spring training. That’s the best way to explain it.” #Angels— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) May 20, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 May 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link
v. v. good for baseball, of course
― francisF, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
Dear couple that clearly broke up while standing near our bullpen in the 5th inning today,Lovely entertainment for a few minutes, but we hope you’re ok. Feel free to come back tomorrow and discuss with us. We can provide the third party point of view! Love,The Jays bullpen!— John Axford (@JohnAxford) May 26, 2018
― na (NA), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link
THIS WEBSITE IS FREE @keithlaw pic.twitter.com/DghkOQtQR9— MillennialFalcon (@zak_vargas) May 25, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 26 May 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/B3p5aEHSlb— Danny Duffy (@duffkc41) June 1, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
PJ Conlon after being reacquired by the Mets in less than a week
pic.twitter.com/NS2wWzGSOV— PJ Conlon (@pjconlon29) June 6, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
ha ha ha
― na (NA), Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link
Giants fans should be really excited with Bumgarner back. Now guys like Samardzija, Cueto, can drop the load on their big horse— Pedro Martinez (@45PedroMartinez) June 6, 2018
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/RYADfsJ.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 June 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link
I have never taken a selfie in my life🤣😂so here it is, happy #NationalSelfieDay everyone!! Let’s see yours,,,BE BLESS!!🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/pWkswOkAWF— Bengie Molina (@BengieMolina1) June 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link
great selfie
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 June 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link
I look at the first 10 digits of line scores in case one forms a phone number. I found one this year, I can’t tell you the game, that would be intrusive. I called the number, and a guy answered! I hung up without speaking. What was I going to say, your number is a line score?— Tim Kurkjian (@Kurkjian_ESPN) June 27, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
there's a lot of downtime in baseball
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
Happy 4th you filthy animals pic.twitter.com/xpteIuqTV4— Joe Kelly Jr. (@JosephKellyJr) July 4, 2018
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link
This is the face of toxic masculinity pic.twitter.com/rhIL6SIW3g— Mina (@maddc8) July 11, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
Some players have racist and offensive old tweets and then there's Lucas Giolito. 😂 pic.twitter.com/tLhoLdNR1N— Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike) July 18, 2018
― na (NA), Friday, 20 July 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/zJkYwLYSUq— Name cannot be blank (@BryonHull) July 22, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 July 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link
follow-up to that: https://deadspin.com/sounds-like-everyone-should-lay-off-that-cubs-fan-who-1827798042
― na (NA), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link
this man wasn't a baseball thief - he actually runs a local charity dedicated to giving away baseballs to the most deserving children in the tri-state area!
but good on him. honestly, i occasionally work in the camera pit at baseball games and have witnessed some of the most pathetic behavior possible re: adults wanting baseballs, so the clip (as it appeared on the surface) didn't surprise me
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 July 2018 15:01 (six years ago) link
Brewers acquire Joakim Soria @SenFeinstein 1st— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) July 26, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjH4kcqV4AE2Q9X.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
hoo boy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
well, there are three Twitter teenagers exposed... surely that's the end of it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
Please stop digging through my tweets. I’ve already deleted all my tweets about liking pineapple pizza. Thx.— Trevor Williams (@MeLlamoTrevor) July 30, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
"As The Washington Post notes, fan rivalries may have played a role in the revelations about Newcomb and Turner, whose Braves and Nationals compete in the same division. The newspaper observes that the past tweets were dug up by Twitter accounts apparently run by fans of the opposing clubs"
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/30/633933951/offensive-tweets-remind-major-leaguers-that-on-social-media-the-past-is-never-pa
― Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link
oppo dump c/d?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 July 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2018/07/30/sean-doolittle-theres-no-place-for-racism-insensitive-language-or-even-casual-homophobia/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 11:48 (six years ago) link
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th[Sun rises][Sun keeps getting bigger]BUCK: yes[World engulfed by flames]BUCK: oh god yes— Justin Klugh (@justin_klugh) October 28, 2015
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
Sports Twitter canon
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link
I'm sure you're all familiar
https://www.theawl.com/2017/08/five-years-of-crab-rangoon/
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link
Don't try to lecture Mike Clevinger on his long hair. He'll roast you. We've got your Twitter beef recap ➡️ https://t.co/g7OPNEw4fX pic.twitter.com/QHnipZgNdB— Yahoo Sports MLB (@MLByahoosports) August 20, 2018
― na (NA), Monday, 20 August 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link
169 actually. Official distance.— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 17, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 00:34 (six years ago) link