about all you can say is that he didn't give up many homers
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)
stephen drew
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)
wes wilson, a backup catcher who hit .207/.260/.259 in 226 games over seven seasons in the yankee system
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)
hadn’t really thought about it, but i guess matt holliday is probably done. good career; too bad he pulled a mantle and slipped under .300
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 April 2018 15:01 (seven years ago)
batting average, feh
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 8 April 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)
Aaron Laffey retired after Wednesday night's game. He had an 18.00 ERA in three starts with the 51s.— Betsy Helfand (@betsyhelfand) June 7, 2018
MLB career K/9: 4.5
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:22 (seven years ago)
1,262,200 in career earnings if fangraphs is right
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:24 (seven years ago)
After suffering two concussions in the last eight months while playing in the Detroit Tigers organization, Blaise Salter has voluntarily retired from professional baseball because he fears the long-term risks that could come from brain injuries.He’s afraid of ending up like his grandfather, Tigers great Bill Freehan, who has Alzheimer’s disease. Salter's only 24 years old. While this close, loving family is fiercely private and sensitive about Freehan’s condition, Salter acknowledges his grandfather’s condition played a direct role in his decision.“We are so close,” Salter said. “Seeing him the way his health has been, it’s definitely been an eye opener for me. I saw it firsthand how concussions have affected his life. Obviously, he had way more than I did, with the lack of equipment back in the day. To see that, I really thought about my life. I wanted to do anything I could, to prevent that from happening.”There is evidence linking brain injuries to a higher risk of developing brain conditions like Alzheimer’s disease, according to the Alzheimer’s Association.It is not clear how many concussions Freehan suffered during his 15-year Tigers' career, but his family suspects concussions played a role in his condition.And it was enough for Salter to walk away from baseball.
He’s afraid of ending up like his grandfather, Tigers great Bill Freehan, who has Alzheimer’s disease. Salter's only 24 years old.
While this close, loving family is fiercely private and sensitive about Freehan’s condition, Salter acknowledges his grandfather’s condition played a direct role in his decision.
“We are so close,” Salter said. “Seeing him the way his health has been, it’s definitely been an eye opener for me. I saw it firsthand how concussions have affected his life. Obviously, he had way more than I did, with the lack of equipment back in the day. To see that, I really thought about my life. I wanted to do anything I could, to prevent that from happening.”
There is evidence linking brain injuries to a higher risk of developing brain conditions like Alzheimer’s disease, according to the Alzheimer’s Association.
It is not clear how many concussions Freehan suffered during his 15-year Tigers' career, but his family suspects concussions played a role in his condition.
And it was enough for Salter to walk away from baseball.
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/jeff-seidel/2018/06/07/detroit-tigers-bill-freehan-alzheimers-blaise-salter/682734002/
― Andy K, Friday, 8 June 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Jayson-Werth-hairy-bobblehead.jpg
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23927548/jayson-werth-says-done-playing-pro-baseball
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 20:28 (seven years ago)
presumably Chase Utley
https://sports.yahoo.com/chase-utley-hold-press-conference-171946434.html
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 July 2018 17:53 (six years ago)
the first overall pick in the 2006 draft, luke hochevar
not a great career, but at least better than mark appel's
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 15:34 (six years ago)
i don't know much about him, but why did the royals push him through their minor league system so quickly despite him never putting up good numbers?
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 15:43 (six years ago)
there was some weird shit surrounding his drafting -- dodgers took him in the first round in '05, he agreed to sign then changed his mind, then played indy ball in early '06. he didn't sign with the royals until he was almost 23. high-end college pitchers are *supposed* to move quickly, and he made his big league debut a week short of turning 24, but . . . yeah i dunno. probably some combination of the royals being terrible at player development + the fact that hochevar insisted on an MLB contract and was therefore already on the 40-man roster
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 16:12 (six years ago)
sometimes when a guy like that retires i like to see how much money he raked in for his career.
answer: just shy of 25 million
― omar little, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:01 (six years ago)
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24380190/brandon-mccarthy-atlanta-braves-retire-end-season
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:49 (six years ago)
ryan howard
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:56 (six years ago)
Had no idea he wasn't already retired.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 09:32 (six years ago)
maybe he was hoping to pull a matt holliday but no one called
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:11 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm_RhIrU4AAMM3k.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 16:49 (six years ago)
They said it could never be done
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:22 (six years ago)
a 6.66 K/9 would have been the icing on the cake but I shouldn’t quibble
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:23 (six years ago)
david wright, after one final home series
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:02 (six years ago)
Online prices for his presumed last start on 9/29 have skyrocketed in the last few minutes. (I already am going to the NY Film Festival that night.)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:20 (six years ago)
actually, not technically retiring but being medically sidelined a la prince fielder
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:24 (six years ago)
Gulp.
https://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2018/09/victor_martinez_retirement_1.html
― Andy K, Sunday, 23 September 2018 01:10 (six years ago)
reliever brad ziegler
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:36 (six years ago)
a little surprising as he was still doing alright and getting saves this year.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:26 (six years ago)
Ike Davis has retired https://t.co/ciETMhLWTd— HardballTalk (@HardballTalk) November 6, 2018
noted former pirate
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:39 (six years ago)
Joe Mauer
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/25228494/joe-mauer-retire-15-seasons-minnesota-twins
― omar little, Saturday, 10 November 2018 00:29 (six years ago)
Utley.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 November 2018 04:56 (six years ago)
At one point I would have thought both those guys were headed for the hall.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 November 2018 06:12 (six years ago)
they still might be
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 November 2018 06:23 (six years ago)
It's really too bad that the Twins never won anything with Mauer, they had some good teams but seemed to choke against the Yankees every year. Even with all his injuries he had a hell of a career.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 November 2018 08:32 (six years ago)
our beloved adrian beltre
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:03 (six years ago)
:( :( :(
― na (NA), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:38 (six years ago)
nooooooo
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:44 (six years ago)
bartolo : is now the last active* player who played in the majors in the 20th century
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:58 (six years ago)
huh.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:40 (six years ago)
P sure Armando Benitez is playing in Mexico still
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:41 (six years ago)
catcher dan butler, after 768 minor league games
played in seven games for the red sox in 2014 and two more this year, going 5-for-25 with three doubles and throwing out three of eight attempted base stealers. he was never drafted
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 19:27 (six years ago)
THANK YOU... pic.twitter.com/CzhaoU9YUH— Mike Napoli (@MikeNapoli25) December 8, 2018
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 December 2018 22:33 (six years ago)
Only reached 140 games twice--I don't know if he was the most productive long-term part-time hitter of the past couple of decades, but he must be close (including one monster season in 2011: .320/.414/.631, 30 HR and 5.5 WAR in 113 games).
― clemenza, Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:14 (six years ago)
I really wish the Jays had hung onto him after the Wells deal, instead of flipping him for a reliever who’s name time has forgotten.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:35 (six years ago)
reliever tom wilhelmsen, officially
outfielder colby rasmus, unofficially
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2018 20:48 (six years ago)
Alfredo Amezaga (who will join Atlanta as a coach)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (six years ago)
awesome
http://mlb.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=l135&t=p_pbp&pid=150119
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:42 (six years ago)
Jaime Garcia, 32 years old
https://www.mlb.com/cardinals/news/jaime-garcia-expected-to-retire-from-mlb/c-302541372
you wouldn't know from looking at his stats, but he really did have some exceptional stuff. sometimes it really seemed like he was throwing a wiffle ball out there. alas, he was almost always injured or recovering from an injury.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:51 (six years ago)
i just learned that he and Fernando Valenzuela were the only two pitchers born in Mexico to start in a world series.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:52 (six years ago)
former red sox third baseman of the future will middlebrooks
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:25 (six years ago)
Willie Midds was basically a nicer, crappier Shea Hillenbrand
― omar little, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:02 (six years ago)
James Paxton is retiring after this season
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Sunday, 15 September 2024 10:30 (nine months ago)
charlie culberson. not much of a player, but he had some moments
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2024 17:53 (nine months ago)
Wasn’t he trying to become a reliever?
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Thursday, 19 September 2024 19:03 (nine months ago)
A career Rockie for Immaculate Grid--I need all the help I can get with that outfit.
https://www.mlb.com/news/charlie-blackmon-retiring-after-14-seasons-with-rockies
― clemenza, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:06 (nine months ago)
will leave 40yo charlie morton as our only active charlie
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:11 (nine months ago)
post baseball career gonna hit like thunder pic.twitter.com/WGQvZq1mnS— Nude Austria (@vodkasnowflake) September 23, 2024
― gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 01:12 (nine months ago)
Kevin Kiermaier was left off the Dodgers WS roster and has maintained that this was his last season.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 October 2024 21:40 (eight months ago)
Too bad--some late-inning defensive heroics would have been nice.
― clemenza, Friday, 25 October 2024 21:44 (eight months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70D573iBRhI
― clemenza, Friday, 25 October 2024 21:46 (eight months ago)
Interesting--that's a meet-your-new-CF clip posted by the Jays before the 2023 season.
― clemenza, Friday, 25 October 2024 21:50 (eight months ago)
KK was in the dugout laughing at Graterol fielding the ball and holding it up for a while before throwing it to first
My friend and I were dying because we used to always do that in RBI Baseball - just hold it extra long in the spirit of cockiness
― francisF, Saturday, 26 October 2024 15:42 (eight months ago)
Nice exit:
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/10/daniel-hudson-announces-retirement.html
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2024 23:06 (eight months ago)
(I mean, except for the 21.60 World Series ERA...)
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2024 23:07 (eight months ago)
brandon crawford
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 November 2024 08:26 (seven months ago)
I didn't know he played last year, I thought he was done after finished with the Giants. Pretty good career.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 28 November 2024 09:24 (seven months ago)
mike moustakas: 13 seasons, .247/.307/.431 (97 OPS+), 215 homers, 13.0 bWAR, three all-star selections, two pennants, one world series title.
among the first-round picks in the 2007 draft (he went second) he ranks eighth in bWAR behind josh donaldson, jason heyward, david price, mad bumgarner, todd frazier, rick porcello and matt wieters.
on march 31 he'll be signing a one-day contract to retire with the royals. which i always find weird, but i guess it's nice.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 March 2025 21:30 (four months ago)
Lance Lynn
― triste et cassé (gyac), Tuesday, 1 April 2025 15:41 (three months ago)
wow, didn't expect that! he put together a really good career. in his earlier years he always seemed to be overperforming, like how long could he last just throwing fastball after faster. turns out, a long time, and a 3.80-ish ERA and 3.80-ish FIP for his career. he was a reliable workhorse and from the glimpses i could get of his personality, he seems like a classic big goofball jock who would stuff you in a locker and eat 4 pizzas for dinner
― z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 April 2025 16:23 (three months ago)
Evan Longoria
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 May 2025 17:14 (one month ago)
I thought he was a decent bet for the HOF coming out of the 2019 season: about to turn 34, still playing regularly, 55+ WAR. Stalled after that, so now consigned to 3B purgatory with Graig Nettles, Buddy Bell, Sal Bando, Robin Ventura, and a few others.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 May 2025 17:21 (one month ago)
Rolling Nosferatus: 2018 and Beyond.
https://www.mlb.com/news/rich-hill-signs-minor-league-deal-with-royals
― clemenza, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 03:15 (one month ago)
I mean this with full respect, Evan Longoria was the Ian Kinsler of third basemen. Definitely a hall of very good guy.
― omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 04:33 (one month ago)
otm
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 04:33 (one month ago)
I should have said outside shot instead of decent, but here's where he stood after his age-33 season compared to Scott Rolen:
Longoria: 297 HR, 1015 RBI, .267/.335/.474, 121 OPS+, 55.5 bWARRolen: 272 HR, 1062 RBI, .282/.370/.501, 125 OPS+, 58.6 bWAR
Other than Rolen playing his prime years during the PED era, I don't see a huge difference there. Rolen had three more good years after that; Longoria didn't.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 05:06 (one month ago)
matt carpenter
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:50 (one month ago)
for some reason, there are 4 distinct versions of matt carpenter that stick out to me
1 in the early 2010s, he was a doubles-machine and an OBP-nerd’s dream. it seemed like every time he was up in a big moment, he came through. from memory, i believe in 2013 he hit something like almost 60 doubles? (*checks: he hit 55).
2 at some point, a cardinals celebration developed where a lot of the players, particularly carpenter, who was frequently standing out at 2B after hitting a clutch double, would make a “chip dipping into the salsa and stirring” motion. matt carpenter began selling salsa in st. louis
3 matt carpenter, the bad late career version, who would give you lower back pain just to watch him. clearly, it hurt and it hurts and it will always hurt. i also suffer from lower back pain and sciatica. however, i am not a professional ball player. he played through it and swung and missed at exactly 100.0% of pitches thrown in the lower quarter of the strike zone. he was physically incapable of hitting them and would swing over them, every single time, 100.0%. that is a record.
3a this doesn’t really deserve a full 4th spot, but during this era i got into playing the videogame “the show” on ps4 for a couple months. i was really bad at it, but i saw a youtube of a real life mlb player tournament and matt carpenter was a contestant. i watched a full episode of him getting his ass kicked by someone, i forget who. but what stuck out was how competitive he was and also how uncomfortable it was to be “around” him, even virtually
i remember version 1 well, the doubles machine! and hell, i’ll buy his salsa, whatever :D
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:35 (one month ago)
What was that weird Yankees postseason version
― triste et cassé (gyac), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:47 (one month ago)
That dead cat bounce where he was doing the giambi on cleveland golf-at-everything was fun
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:51 (one month ago)
xp that was the cardinals devil magic that he withheld at a crucial time. but i was glad to see it was still in there!
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:57 (one month ago)
forgot about this truly all-time matt carpenter moment. this is peak matt carpenter experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsfhjYLQF0
― z_tbd, Thursday, 15 May 2025 15:27 (one month ago)
tony kemp
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 May 2025 20:12 (one month ago)
kolten wong
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 May 2025 14:48 (one month ago)
jean segura
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2025 18:45 (one month ago)
Jake Diekman
― from…Peru? (gyac), Saturday, 24 May 2025 13:08 (one month ago)
josh harrison
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 June 2025 12:02 (one month ago)
whit merrifield
unofficially: i recently noticed that adalberto mondesi hasn't played in the minors or foreign leagues since he played 15 games for KC then tore his ACL in 2022.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:34 (one week ago)
he was hot shit there for a little while; too bad he didn't even get to the majors until he was 27 (and therefore never made more than $7m a year)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:40 (one week ago)
you look at his numbers and it's sort of wild he only topped 4 WAR once in his career. led the league in hits twice, SB three times, doubles once, triples once, topped out at 19 home runs one year and had a few season in the teens for HR. if he'd played in the 80's he would have been a legend.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:56 (one week ago)