rolling retirees: 2018 and beyond

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Had no idea he wasn't already retired.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 09:32 (seven years ago)

maybe he was hoping to pull a matt holliday but no one called

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:11 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm_RhIrU4AAMM3k.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

They said it could never be done

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:22 (seven years ago)

a 6.66 K/9 would have been the icing on the cake but I shouldn’t quibble

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)

david wright, after one final home series

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:02 (seven years ago)

Online prices for his presumed last start on 9/29 have skyrocketed in the last few minutes. (I already am going to the NY Film Festival that night.)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

actually, not technically retiring but being medically sidelined a la prince fielder

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)

Gulp.

https://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2018/09/victor_martinez_retirement_1.html

Andy K, Sunday, 23 September 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

reliever brad ziegler

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

a little surprising as he was still doing alright and getting saves this year.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:26 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Ike Davis has retired https://t.co/ciETMhLWTd

— HardballTalk (@HardballTalk) November 6, 2018

noted former pirate

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

Joe Mauer

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/25228494/joe-mauer-retire-15-seasons-minnesota-twins

omar little, Saturday, 10 November 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

Utley.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 November 2018 04:56 (seven years ago)

At one point I would have thought both those guys were headed for the hall.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 November 2018 06:12 (seven years ago)

they still might be

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 November 2018 06:23 (seven years ago)

It's really too bad that the Twins never won anything with Mauer, they had some good teams but seemed to choke against the Yankees every year. Even with all his injuries he had a hell of a career.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 November 2018 08:32 (seven years ago)

our beloved adrian beltre

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)

:( :( :(

na (NA), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)

nooooooo

omar little, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)

bartolo : is now the last active* player who played in the majors in the 20th century

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)

huh.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)

P sure Armando Benitez is playing in Mexico still

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

catcher dan butler, after 768 minor league games

played in seven games for the red sox in 2014 and two more this year, going 5-for-25 with three doubles and throwing out three of eight attempted base stealers. he was never drafted

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

THANK YOU... pic.twitter.com/CzhaoU9YUH

— Mike Napoli (@MikeNapoli25) December 8, 2018

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 December 2018 22:33 (seven years ago)

Only reached 140 games twice--I don't know if he was the most productive long-term part-time hitter of the past couple of decades, but he must be close (including one monster season in 2011: .320/.414/.631, 30 HR and 5.5 WAR in 113 games).

clemenza, Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:14 (seven years ago)

I really wish the Jays had hung onto him after the Wells deal, instead of flipping him for a reliever who’s name time has forgotten.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:35 (seven years ago)

reliever tom wilhelmsen, officially

outfielder colby rasmus, unofficially

mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Alfredo Amezaga (who will join Atlanta as a coach)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (seven years ago)

awesome

http://mlb.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=l135&t=p_pbp&pid=150119

mookieproof, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:42 (seven years ago)

Jaime Garcia, 32 years old

https://www.mlb.com/cardinals/news/jaime-garcia-expected-to-retire-from-mlb/c-302541372

you wouldn't know from looking at his stats, but he really did have some exceptional stuff. sometimes it really seemed like he was throwing a wiffle ball out there. alas, he was almost always injured or recovering from an injury.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:51 (seven years ago)

i just learned that he and Fernando Valenzuela were the only two pitchers born in Mexico to start in a world series.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:52 (seven years ago)

former red sox third baseman of the future will middlebrooks

mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:25 (seven years ago)

Willie Midds was basically a nicer, crappier Shea Hillenbrand

omar little, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:02 (seven years ago)

I didn't know Ricky Romero had been out there the past five years, trying to make it back.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/toronto-blue-jays-ricky-romero-retirement/

clemenza, Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:24 (seven years ago)

also shawn tolleson -- spent the last two years trying to come back from TJ but decided it wasn't going to work out

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 January 2019 20:04 (seven years ago)

Dillon Gee, who spent the 2018 season with the Chunichi Dragons

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:00 (seven years ago)

jarrod saltalamacchia

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:38 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

cc sabathia will retire at the end of the season

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 18:23 (seven years ago)

doug fister

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 February 2019 02:31 (seven years ago)

^his jersey will live on ironically at gay fetish events

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:31 (seven years ago)

?! I hardly knew her!

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 February 2019 01:42 (seven years ago)

Bruce Bochy at end of season

Bruce Bochy announces he will retire after the 2019 season pic.twitter.com/TWiBLgL3Oh

— Kerry Crowley (@KO_Crowley) February 18, 2019

timellison, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:58 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Ichiro has retired

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 March 2019 15:16 (seven years ago)

Jason Hammel has retired

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 March 2019 04:37 (seven years ago)

Hammel will always have the 2016 Cubs reunions to come, he had a heck of a season for that club.

earlnash, Sunday, 24 March 2019 16:03 (seven years ago)

punxsutawney native devin mesoraco, apparently

one monster season in 2014 and then just a ton of injuries

mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2019 19:58 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Allen Craig will join the Padres' front office as an advisor to baseball ops, thus ending his playing career. In 6 big league season, he batted .276/.333/.435. He won the '11 WS, was an All-Star in '13 and is the only player to score a WS game-winning run on an obstruction call.

— AJ Cassavell (@AJCassavell) April 12, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

craig gentry

at 1.1 bWAR in 68 games, he was the third-most-valuable position player who ended 2018 with the orioles

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

Jake Peavy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2019 15:46 (six years ago)

His exit ERA (16.78) must be up there too.

clemenza, Friday, 18 July 2025 02:48 (eight months ago)

12.1 IP...29 hits!

clemenza, Friday, 18 July 2025 02:48 (eight months ago)

2.92 WHIP means you're essentially loading the bases every inning... well, except opponents were also slugging .938 off him.

1.431 OPS allowed is wild. As expected (see Verlander thread): fWAR is much, much kinder to this atrocious flameout of a career than bWAR.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 18 July 2025 03:01 (eight months ago)

Someone who is yet to retire: 45yo Rich Hill starting tomorrow for the Royals against the Cubs lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

H.P, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 01:15 (eight months ago)

Jesse Chavez (41), the most traded player in MLB history, has retired. FIVE (5) separate stints with the Braves.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 July 2025 19:02 (eight months ago)

also nick ahmed, 35

old-school genuinely bad (big-league) hitter, but turned strong defense into a 12-year career

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 July 2025 21:23 (seven months ago)

2018 & 2019, his two gold glove seasons, he had a WAR of 3.8 & 4 while batting an OPB+ of 88 (and not even really stealing bases)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 July 2025 03:06 (seven months ago)

Two time world series winner Alex Wood.

H.P, Saturday, 9 August 2025 00:40 (seven months ago)

one month passes...

anthony rizzo!

na (NA), Wednesday, 10 September 2025 14:53 (six months ago)

it sucked that he was vocal against the covid vaccine, especially as a cancer survivor, but i always like him as a cub and he was a much more personable "face of the team" guy than kris bryant

na (NA), Wednesday, 10 September 2025 14:56 (six months ago)

whoa! the ultimate 'stands on top of the plate' guy

z_tbd, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 14:57 (six months ago)

I believe I'm a minority of one who thought he deserved a little bit more blame for the botched World Series play last year.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:06 (six months ago)

Clayton Kershaw (after this season).

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:36 (six months ago)

Good.

Marsee playground (gyac), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:38 (six months ago)

Same word I'd use, although I'm pretty sure we mean different things.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 September 2025 21:06 (six months ago)

three weeks pass...

Emmanuel Clase?

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:38 (five months ago)

Meaning he retired, or he was "retired" in the deadbeat-gambler/Goodfellas sense?

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:42 (five months ago)

(A very tastless joke I only make because I know that's not true.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:43 (five months ago)

Hector Gomez is reporting that Emmanuel Clase may never pitch in the MLB again following his gambling scandal. The evidence against him is allegedly too damning.

It appears that he's not allowed to play the Dominican Winter leagues as well.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:47 (five months ago)

three weeks pass...

Kyle Hendricks.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 08:35 (four months ago)

didn't expect this: Erik Swanson. only 32, but coming off two injury-filled, less than stellar seasons (incl missing time after his son was hot by a car). but was lights out before that. thought he was the next closer after his first season with the jays when they got him for Teo

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 November 2025 18:51 (four months ago)

two months pass...

david robertson, after 17 seasons

JAWS has him 17th among relievers

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 January 2026 03:16 (one month ago)


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