huh.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
P sure Armando Benitez is playing in Mexico still
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link
catcher dan butler, after 768 minor league games
played in seven games for the red sox in 2014 and two more this year, going 5-for-25 with three doubles and throwing out three of eight attempted base stealers. he was never drafted
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link
THANK YOU... pic.twitter.com/CzhaoU9YUH— Mike Napoli (@MikeNapoli25) December 8, 2018
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 December 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link
Only reached 140 games twice--I don't know if he was the most productive long-term part-time hitter of the past couple of decades, but he must be close (including one monster season in 2011: .320/.414/.631, 30 HR and 5.5 WAR in 113 games).
― clemenza, Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
I really wish the Jays had hung onto him after the Wells deal, instead of flipping him for a reliever who’s name time has forgotten.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
reliever tom wilhelmsen, officially
outfielder colby rasmus, unofficially
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
Alfredo Amezaga (who will join Atlanta as a coach)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (five years ago) link
awesome
http://mlb.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=l135&t=p_pbp&pid=150119
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link
Jaime Garcia, 32 years old
https://www.mlb.com/cardinals/news/jaime-garcia-expected-to-retire-from-mlb/c-302541372
you wouldn't know from looking at his stats, but he really did have some exceptional stuff. sometimes it really seemed like he was throwing a wiffle ball out there. alas, he was almost always injured or recovering from an injury.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:51 (five years ago) link
i just learned that he and Fernando Valenzuela were the only two pitchers born in Mexico to start in a world series.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:52 (five years ago) link
former red sox third baseman of the future will middlebrooks
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link
Willie Midds was basically a nicer, crappier Shea Hillenbrand
― omar little, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
I didn't know Ricky Romero had been out there the past five years, trying to make it back.
http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/toronto-blue-jays-ricky-romero-retirement/
― clemenza, Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
also shawn tolleson -- spent the last two years trying to come back from TJ but decided it wasn't going to work out
― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 January 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link
Dillon Gee, who spent the 2018 season with the Chunichi Dragons
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link
jarrod saltalamacchia
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
cc sabathia will retire at the end of the season
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
doug fister
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 February 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link
^his jersey will live on ironically at gay fetish events
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link
?! I hardly knew her!
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 February 2019 01:42 (five years ago) link
Bruce Bochy at end of season
Bruce Bochy announces he will retire after the 2019 season pic.twitter.com/TWiBLgL3Oh
― timellison, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link
Ichiro has retired
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 March 2019 15:16 (five years ago) link
Jason Hammel has retired
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 March 2019 04:37 (five years ago) link
Hammel will always have the 2016 Cubs reunions to come, he had a heck of a season for that club.
― earlnash, Sunday, 24 March 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link
punxsutawney native devin mesoraco, apparently
one monster season in 2014 and then just a ton of injuries
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link
Allen Craig will join the Padres' front office as an advisor to baseball ops, thus ending his playing career. In 6 big league season, he batted .276/.333/.435. He won the '11 WS, was an All-Star in '13 and is the only player to score a WS game-winning run on an obstruction call.— AJ Cassavell (@AJCassavell) April 12, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link
craig gentry
at 1.1 bWAR in 68 games, he was the third-most-valuable position player who ended 2018 with the orioles
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
Jake Peavy
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link
james loney
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link
once and future met matt den dekker retired last week
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 June 2019 21:17 (five years ago) link
cody decker, 32, hitter of 204 minor league homers, after hitting a walk-off for triple-a reno on friday
he was 0-for-11 in 12 major league plate appearances
also one of 19 players from the 2009 class a fort wayne tincaps to reach the majors, which is maybe some kind of record
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link
troy tulowitzki
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link
finishes with *exactly* the same bWAR as . . . nomar
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
damn.
that is an amazing factoid, too
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link
Probably my least favourite Blue Jay ever. Spent as much time as a Jay engaging in baseball-related activities as he did playing baseball. And more time complaining.
― clemenza, Thursday, 25 July 2019 21:11 (five years ago) link
Our coaching staff just added an All-Star, y’all. Let’s go. https://t.co/1U4WdB42gd 🤘— Texas Baseball (@TexasBaseball) July 25, 2019
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link
i love the understated headline there by texassports.com
but that's what you get when you leave it up to the editorial team of The Ex-Ass Ports, Inc
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link
ilb twitter fave ty kelly
Now that I don’t play professional baseball anymore, I’d just like all the current players and fans to know that the game was better when I used to play.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 25, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 26 August 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/czVJztm9iY— David Freese (@david23freese) October 12, 2019
― Andy K, Saturday, 12 October 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link
noted canadian michael saunders, who will take over as manager of the appalachian league's danville braves
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link
utility guy kristopher negrón, after 170 big league games and 1439 in the minors
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/12/steve-pearce-unofficially-retired.html
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 December 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
he ran out of AL East teams to play for
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/28342169/14-year-vet-ian-kinsler-retires-one-hit-shy-2000
pour one out for the poor man's Bobby Grich
― omar little, Saturday, 21 December 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link
Whither Warstic?
― Andy K, Saturday, 21 December 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link
good player
ryan braun now the active tribe leader in stolen bases
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 December 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link
Curtis Granderson
(aka "Craig Gunderson" -- Lou Piniella, 2006)
― Andy K, Friday, 31 January 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
Granderson was really damned good. He came up around the same time as Grady Sizemore and everyone of course thought Grady was going to be a superstar for 15 more seasons, and Grandy was overlooked for a bit longer than he should have been. Even though despite Sizemore's first several incredible years, the best season either of them had was Granderson's 2007 (38 doubles, 23 triples, 23 HR, 122 runs scored, .913 ops, 7.6 bWAR). Decent positive value through his Mets years, solid defense, and apparently an extremely good dude.
― omar little, Friday, 31 January 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
(I mean, except for the 21.60 World Series ERA...)
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2024 23:07 (two weeks ago) link