Joseph Daniel Votto

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this shirt

we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1

— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 28 March 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

lol

na (NA), Thursday, 28 March 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link

Nice guy, Joey Votto. pic.twitter.com/BjEaFbEKge

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) April 10, 2019

na (NA), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 01:38 (five years ago) link

hahahaha

k3vin k., Wednesday, 10 April 2019 01:44 (five years ago) link

Joey Votto popped up to the first baseman today for the first time in his Major League career.

— David Adler (@_dadler) April 17, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link

yeesh, twice now this year including spring training

k3vin k., Wednesday, 17 April 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

that is crazy

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 03:24 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

first he hits an infield pop-up, then he slashes .208/.323/.340 through 186 PAs

wtf is up with joey votto

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link

If you believe the deep dive line, Votto's hitting the ball hard as heck right at people with swinging and missing a bit more.

Votto's kinda sucked for April and May for most of the last 2-3 years, albeit he was starting to pull out by now.

Cross fingers...

earlnash, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:28 (five years ago) link

i'm sorry but we mustn't use 'slashes' in such a fashion. 'hits' or 'bats' will do

i feel certain joey votto would agree with this, my crusade

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:45 (five years ago) link

I will try not to...but I can’t make promises. In the heat of the moment, it could happen again

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 01:58 (five years ago) link

the strikeouts are really what’s worrying me. maybe he’s taking a different approach, and like earl says he always starts slow. so I’m hoping this isn’t just a big fall-off

k3vin k., Tuesday, 21 May 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Votto, though, is a known talker, and here’s how widely the conversations can vary: Dixon says he heard a story from a friend on the Pirates. Before a series with the Reds, the Pirates lineup got together and came up with a list of topics. Each player had to think of something “totally random,” and if they reached first base, it was their job to bring up the topic with Votto. Stuff that could range from comedy, to space travel, to politics, whatever. Then Pirates players would come back to the dugout and report what they learned.

“They would get some interesting answers from him,” Dixon said.

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

;_;

t-shirt prophetic

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 July 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

he’s just bad now and it’s sad

k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

i know it's a "counting stat" but he has 26(!) RBI in 92(!!) games

omar little, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link

He'll find a way.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

Joey Votto has switched his at-bat song from Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

He's come back a bit--enough that his line this year won't be quite the eyesore of two months ago (he's about even with his injury-shortened 2014)--with another month to keep climbing. (Or to slip back into eyesore territory.)

clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOWboC0UcAYJ_cp?format=png&name=small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

A link to the whole piece:

http://theathletic.com/1525820/2020/01/15/qa-joey-votto-on-25-years-of-raptors-fandom-whether-he-can-still-dunk-the-greatest-raptor-debate-and-more/

I've got an Athletic subscription as part of Posnanski's site...you need one, I think.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

god I love him

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

The level of concern is not universal among players. Reds first baseman Joey Votto pronounced himself indifferent to any looming changes.

“I don’t care,” Votto said. “I just want the games to be faster. Most restaurants close around 9 p.m. or 10 p.m. It’s hard to get a reservation and make it if you’re playing a three-and-a-half-hour game.”

Asked if cutting down on in-game video might aid that endeavor, Votto shrugged.

“Oh, I have no idea. I guess you didn’t ask about that. You were asking about a policy change. And the only thing I care about is that the games start getting faster. Do anything they want. I don’t care. They can make it a seven-inning game.”

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 March 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

I asked Joey Votto about clubhouse access in general -- not in this specific case -- but whether he would welcome this ban on a permanent basis. This is his answer: pic.twitter.com/Pa4oGpKkSC

— C. トレント・ローズクランズ (@ctrent) March 10, 2020

Andy K, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

hell yeah

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:49 (four years ago) link

good for him, and that was well written and composed on his part.

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 04:42 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

That's our first baseman. #BlackLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/rFcM9iD6RJ

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 7, 2020

na (NA), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link

OTM

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

37 today. and it shows : /

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

Is think he’s finally cooked

k3vin k., Friday, 11 September 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link

dragons live forever

but not so slugging first basemen

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

It is kind of crazy that clubs did not shift more except in extreme cases in the old days. Votto is one of those guys that I think clubs just always planting a guy straight up the middle has taken away a ton of his hits. He used to get a ton of singles doing that and now they are just ground outs.

earlnash, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

Is think he’s finally cooked

― k3vin k., Friday, September 11, 2020 7:06 AM (three days ago)

cooking with GAS you mean...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:39 (four years ago) link

he can't play the pirates every day

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Joey Votto has tested positive for COVID-19. He allowed the team to release the diagnosis through official channels

— C. Trent Rosecrans (@ctrent) March 10, 2021

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 11 March 2021 06:25 (three years ago) link

Virus doesn't stand a chance.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 12 March 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

Exactly. He's been waiting patiently, letting one variant after another go by until he got just the one he wanted.

clemenza, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:53 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Happy Joey Votto Activation Day.

Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

steve reich ft. joey votto

Dare ya to say 'bang' 300 times fast. pic.twitter.com/jUOhHnRd2K

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) May 1, 2021

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 May 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

That was weirdly hypnotic.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 1 May 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

A friend of mine posted on FB this morning about the 20th anniversary of taking his team--Michael Power, a Toronto high school--to the provincials at the Skydome and almost winning. The photos he posted are focused on his team, of course, but this one was great for the supporting cast.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/votto.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

Scored the game winning run today.

earlnash, Thursday, 17 June 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link

Watch: Votto restrained during epic tirade following ejection https://t.co/hcftbT8ets pic.twitter.com/6Se9XZN1Hl

— theScore MLB (@theScoreMLB) June 20, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link

I have an update on the sad Abigail situation! It took a couple of innings, but she eventually cheered up with some popcorn! And Joey Votto is SO KIND- he signed this amazing ball for her!! Thank you so much Mr. Votto & the wonderful @Reds ❤️⚾️ pic.twitter.com/aIsHx3r42N

— Kristin (@SuperBarry11) June 20, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:25 (three years ago) link

xp
wow, i'm not sure i've ever seen a canadian do that

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

what a flawless follow-up with the signed ball though, classic votto

i think everyone's entitled to completely fucking lose their minds at least a few times, right?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

Votto has a serious temper when it comes to balls and strikes calls. This is definitely not the first time. Of course, he IS Joey Votto - I think if anything, he does know the strike zone pretty well.

Votto/Reds/Padres got the little girl's family some choice seats today next to the Reds dugout, so crisis averted.

earlnash, Sunday, 20 June 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

this guy

, Saturday, 31 July 2021 01:08 (three years ago) link

nine homers in seven games?

penny oleksiak had better step it up

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 July 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link


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