Furries— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 5, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 July 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
um
Took extras to beat us again. https://t.co/7JSCL3MUD4 #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/hzYzlK3mDY— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2019
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 July 2019 04:20 (five years ago) link
Put Yadier Molina in the HOF rn pic.twitter.com/Z14SjwLPOW— RIP TYLER (@PlsBillyEppler) July 8, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 July 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link
yadier molina has already been elected into the hall of fame
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 July 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link
One time, while I was catching a game against the Rockies, Troy Tulowotzki didn’t like a low pitch called by the umpire.He turned to argue, but before he could I said, “Troy, did you think that pitch was TULO?”😬😬😬— John Baker (@manbearwolf) July 26, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
There's a lotta stuff going on rn— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 31, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
Guys, we were just chillin at a @rockies baseball game, and my brother decided to step into a speed pitch challenge...he hit 96 mph 😳 @MLB Let’s get him signed! pic.twitter.com/g0fKrvUxzt— Christian Patterson (@cpatterson_7) July 15, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
(check the follow-up, caveat: could be some #viral #astroturfing)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link
baseball wives and gun control
https://deadspin.com/lucas-giolitos-wife-calls-out-anthony-swarzaks-wife-for-1837068317
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link
.@tmorello leads the 3rd Tour Series in @StratOMatic 1-0 hrs searching and coming for my ass yo. Damn Mule Suttles is killing me 4 home runs in the last 2 games . I intentionally walked him the last 3 times at the plate. So Team Morello is coming at me . 10 runs & 3 HRs .. sht pic.twitter.com/oiSkw7QRhy— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) August 27, 2019
― Andy K, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:40 (five years ago) link
I saw strat in the window of my local game store and basically did the Chris Christie pointing dot jpg as I walked by
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link
Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link
i stand behind you, Christian
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:14 (five years ago) link
BIG SERIES BEGINNING TONIGHT VS. CUBS. OFF DAY WAS GOOD FOR THE METS. THEY ARE AN EMOTIONAL & SPIRITED BUNCH. LIKE TO SEE THEM CALM DOWN EMOTIONALLY DURING GAMES. IT'S TOO DRAINING. MUST STAY ON AN EVEN KEEL. THEY ARE YOUNG AND WILL LEARN. LGM— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
I’ve been informed that large caps means screaming. I was not screaming and I won’t use large caps again unless I’m really screaming.— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link
why isn't he screaming LGM, though?
#apathy
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link
i think you know what happened next
The brothers Moran. pic.twitter.com/cpnJ0YtyrS— Pirates (@Pirates) September 4, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:12 (five years ago) link
ive been very away from ilx for a while and just saw that yelich tweet but are they trying to make "relax roxane" the baseball "i'm trying jennifer"?
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link
roxane's original tweet has been deleted so i don't know the context
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:51 (five years ago) link
she was carping at him being a bad influence on kids for posing nude for the espn thing
― na (NA), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link
charlie made a meh-meh
Photo credit: Lindy Powers (1994) pic.twitter.com/PBPUYYLrnt— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) September 23, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 September 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link
His twitter name is fried chicken, and he said some weird things to me, so I told him to eat fried chicken for every meal until he dies— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) October 11, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link
Baseball is uncanceled pic.twitter.com/Dqggkbv8Il— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) October 24, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 October 2019 06:15 (four years ago) link
lmao
waited a long time for that one
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
that is a hell of a burn
― frogbs, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
George Will is the worst baseball writer who ever lived. https://t.co/3QaizUDFB4— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 30, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter
https://i2.wp.com/diamondhoggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mantle.jpg?w=590
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 November 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019
― na (NA), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 02:44 (four years ago) link
More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.
Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019
― Andy K, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link
lol
looks like Blake Snell got word of the trade pic.twitter.com/XLzSepKEpN— DRaysBay (@draysbay) December 6, 2019
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 7 December 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link
The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
haha, whoops:
Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball SeasonKumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional... Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020
Hahaha
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
Is that John Rocker's kid jk
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link
they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
anna calcaterra otm
Last night:Me: Got any homework?Anna: Nah. Me: Whatcha gonna do?Anna: Have a map I’m working on. Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link
of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago
― na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 February 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020
― na (NA), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
what are we even doing, man?— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link