Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link
The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
haha, whoops:
Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball SeasonKumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional... Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020
Hahaha
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
Is that John Rocker's kid jk
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link
they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
anna calcaterra otm
Last night:Me: Got any homework?Anna: Nah. Me: Whatcha gonna do?Anna: Have a map I’m working on. Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link
of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago
― na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 February 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020
― na (NA), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
what are we even doing, man?— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
otm
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 March 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link
lol
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link
I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
Hello everyone,Hope all of you are doing good.These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.I'm doing fine, being careful.Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.Thanks to all of you for being here.— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (four years ago) link
(xposted)
cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link
the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans
Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link
that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home
will it be a Mike Shannon figure?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link
the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link
mookie is this your work? :)
*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
whoops!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link
my dad's reply to this video:
'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/7KJcvMZPME— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:46 (four years ago) link
Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 May 2020 03:59 (four years ago) link
Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link
June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
What an insufferable dumbass
I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link