Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 February 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020
― na (NA), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
what are we even doing, man?— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
otm
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 March 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link
lol
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link
I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
Hello everyone,Hope all of you are doing good.These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.I'm doing fine, being careful.Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.Thanks to all of you for being here.— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (four years ago) link
(xposted)
cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link
the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans
Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link
that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home
will it be a Mike Shannon figure?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link
the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link
mookie is this your work? :)
*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
whoops!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link
my dad's reply to this video:
'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/7KJcvMZPME— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:46 (four years ago) link
Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 May 2020 03:59 (four years ago) link
Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link
June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
What an insufferable dumbass
I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link
little fuckin pansies scared of some shit you cain't even see
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link
click through for the full effect:
0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔 https://t.co/iAgvPcrazV— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) September 2, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
awwww. they seem great!
Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player. I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity... pic.twitter.com/LnV0IOpWjM— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) June 25, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
In @MLB the @astros r now up 2-0 vs @Athletics : happy for @OgSwaggerdick Dusty Baker . Astros sending message we r for real after all the embarrassment caused by cheating in the past .— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) October 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
i didn't realize that eric andre was ogswaggerdick dusty baker
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:46 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (three years ago) link
Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020
Good lord
― calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link