wow, that's a great anecdote
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 5, 2021
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
Luis Guillorme drew a 22-pitch walk in the 5th inning. Relive the entire at-bat right here 😤 😤 😤 pic.twitter.com/cS57po7ulf— SNY (@SNYtv) March 14, 2021
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 15 March 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link
i was there
watching on tv i mean
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:09 (three years ago) link
he's the guy that casually caught the flying bat a couple years ago
he rules
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link
That’s nuts. Was that a fluke, or is this guy some quick-hands god?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
he is in fact a quick-hands god
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 05:21 (three years ago) link
i will give you this heavily cardinals-centered answer: that was jordan hicks' first appearance since 2019, when he had tommy john. the weird thing with him, his whole career, is that he doesn't have a high strikeout %, despite a 104 mph fastball and a wicker slider that's even better. it is bizarre. i am not a pitching expert or stats pro, i have no idea why this happens. but he has always been a pitcher that quickly gets to 2 strikes and then induces weak contact. he's awesome. i love him. he's great. but of all pitchers to have a 22-pitch walk, it's him
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:34 (three years ago) link
and it's pretty amazing that the average MLB player can at least make consistent contact on 104 mph
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
every time i watch him pitch, it's like a wholesome reminder that "these guys are good"
that is cardinals-centric, but also i feel like it might be more relevant than this 80 wRC+ rookie's contact skillz, that's right, sick BURN on the mets, i am officially RE-IGNITING the CARDINALS-METS RIVALRY, and i guarantee 100% cardinal victories this season, starting now, in spring training, right now
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:37 (three years ago) link
the METS do DRUGS
and the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link
luis guillorme is, by every measure for years on end, a defensive genius. also he caught that bat out of fucking mid-air.
dude would be a fucking folk hero in pittsburgh but instead he'll be quad-a fodder in syracuse
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link
the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 07:56 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/spdyfDE.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 April 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
Get his ass
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 3 April 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link
*and my parents naming me Dick Staff. Fixed it https://t.co/bZDGXI7Umn— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) April 9, 2021
― na (NA), Friday, 9 April 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
Baseball fans need to watch more cricket and appreciate baseball's relative brevity
― octobeard, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
No thanks
― calstars, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link
T20 is basically the length of a baseball game, no?
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
It’s kitten season 😽⚾️ pic.twitter.com/4PTYhIWWuD— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) June 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link
You know what fucking time it is. https://t.co/T7BjGKiAby— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 28, 2021
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link
idgi
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link
“Remember Some guys” is a low level sports meme
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link
Guess it hasnt made it to the old country yet
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link
i have to admit, i had totally forgotten about puig and russell, and thought was A. Gonzalez had long stopped playing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link
feel like a Guy I Remember fairly often is Wilin Rosario, on account of i thought he was gonna be the next great hitting catcher at one point lol
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
Bob Melvin said he watches Friends reruns after losses. Seen every episode. So I had to ask: did Ross cheat on Rachel, or were they on a break?"Don't even get me started on that," he said. "I do have some ideas on that but I'm not going there. That's a loaded question, Steve."— Steve Berman (@BASportsGuy) July 24, 2021
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link
Ha ha!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link
Chipper Jones raw dogged every Hooters waitress between Chattanooga and Tampa but scared of the jab? Make it make sense. Still love the guy but the math ain’t math-ing there!— Everyone Hates Chris (@ckssense) March 12, 2022
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
loool
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aFvAW3A.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link
not fair someone should be that good at baseball and that good at twitter
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link
Pour one out for the Rays’ ballboy pic.twitter.com/69fN1dU1mi— Ben Palmer (@benjpalmer) July 16, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 17:28 (two years ago) link
Not baseball per se BUT
pic.twitter.com/KXyqUQEuI9— meaning machine (@EricThurm) November 2, 2022
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
as soon as i read the first tweet i knew what the second would be
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
I'm sure Aaron Judge is reaching for his phone as I type.
Aaron judge I am getting ready for you let's see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball I doubt that very much let me know when you're ready we'll do the competition for charity pic.twitter.com/riWXN8Z878— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 5, 2023
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
(Is punctuation considered bad form on Twitter, or is it that you're wasting precious character count? That tweet reminds me of 10,000 student journal entries I marked.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
real ballers don’t need punctuation
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:29 (one year ago) link
the lack of punctuation is just part of what makes him a Tru Poster
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:24 (one year ago) link
It's possible he was influenced by Ulysses.
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:38 (one year ago) link
if you're not for canseco, you are against canseco. and he thrives on competition, so watch out
I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link
His strikeout vs me this year shouldn’t count— Andrew McCutchen (@TheCUTCH22) September 21, 2023
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 September 2023 03:56 (one year ago) link
When I asked Bob Feller about a rookie Stephen Strasburg, he said, “Call me when he wins his 100th game.”When Strasburg won his 100th game, Feller was dead. Just appreciate fun/interesting things as they happen, I think is the point. https://t.co/Ze4DF6bZRE— Anthony Castrovince (@castrovince) May 11, 2024
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 May 2024 02:21 (four months ago) link
lol
Robinson Canó is currently batting .447 with a 1.153 OPS in the Mexican Baseball League. This is clearly an elite baseball player in his prime. The Twins could use help at second base. Why haven't they signed him yet?Is Major League Baseball blackballing Canó? pic.twitter.com/mLCdI62rlu— The Twins Almanac (@TwinsAlmanac) June 23, 2024
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 June 2024 07:18 (three months ago) link
LFG
FURRIES— Andrew McCutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 4, 2024
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 July 2024 06:00 (two months ago) link
h/t atFoolishBB https://t.co/2wDZCTk9xB pic.twitter.com/5AZjTFuEsb— Justice delos Santos (@justdelossantos) June 29, 2023
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 July 2024 07:49 (two months ago) link
Tweets, important and otherwise, reach me via Facebook.
No you hate the Yankees because year after year they have beat down your hopes and dreams of winning. First, by beating you on the field. Second, even if they have a down year they can go reload. Enjoy this little stretch your players will be a Yankee,Dodger,or Red Sox.— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) July 13, 2024
I don't know the details of the incident they're arguing about, but Donaldson really is a jerk--going after some fan and bragging that the Yankees can spend their way out of anything. Didn't they send him packing?
― clemenza, Monday, 15 July 2024 17:12 (two months ago) link
They DFA’d him so he has first hand knowledge of them eating money to make moves lol
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 July 2024 17:42 (two months ago) link