i wonder what his career would have been like if he'd been used as a reliever from the get-go.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 25 November 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link
Mysterious Fish, the greatest Japanese baseball mascot of all-time, just announced his retirement. RIP to a legend. cc: @mondomascots https://t.co/zkMRgWcoW5 pic.twitter.com/l0bVn8jAFx— Eric Casey (@EricCasey) December 5, 2021
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 December 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
andrew romine, who put up 0.6 bWAR over parts of 11 seasons
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 December 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link
That’s a type of accomplishment I guess.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 December 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link
as mark twain wrote, you have to be kind of good to suck badly that bad for that long
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 December 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link
on the bright side, he's the best player in his family. brother austin is at -0.5 over parts of 10 seasons and their dad kevin was -1.4 over parts of seven
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 December 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
i wonder if they like to talk WAR around the kitchen table during the holidays
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 December 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link
kyle seager, age 34
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 December 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link
wow, what? wasn't expecting that.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 December 2021 04:01 (two years ago) link
three-time detroit tiger cameron maybin
― mookieproof, Monday, 3 January 2022 23:54 (two years ago) link
jon lester
― na (NA), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 14:20 (two years ago) link
melky cabrera
― na (NA), Friday, 14 January 2022 19:13 (two years ago) link
Travis Snider, who last played in MLB in 2015.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link
top-10 prospect in 2008-9; career bWAR of 4.3. solid season with the pirates in 2014 tho!
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 January 2022 20:18 (two years ago) link
The guy was an absolute beast in the minor. Vlad-like stats and then totally crumbled in the majors. Probably the biggest bust in jays history?
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 January 2022 00:17 (two years ago) link
People sometimes ask me.. What is it like to play "Pro Baseball"?Retirement has brought up a lot of different emotions and memories for me. It's given space to think. 16 seasons in professional baseball. Here is a thread on where it has taken me..— Travis Snider (@Lunchboxhero45) January 15, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:38 (two years ago) link
I have felt on top of the world. I have felt all alone.
This fucking sport, amirite?
― Andy K, Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:13 (two years ago) link
francisco liriano, 38
at three years and $39m, he was the recipient of what is still the pittsburgh pirates’ largest-ever free agent deal; a year and a half into it they had to give the blue jays two prospects just to take him off their hands
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2022 21:30 (two years ago) link
One of those prospects, Reese McGuire, was pretty great his first two seasons/150 AB; nothing since, although still with the Jays.
― clemenza, Monday, 17 January 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link
and better known for something else
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 02:25 (two years ago) link
Parking lot? I'd forgotten!
― clemenza, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link
Longtime big-league first baseman Adrián González, who played for the Rangers, Padres, Red Sox, Dodgers, and Mets across 15 MLB seasons, officially announced his retirement today on his personal Instagram.Gonzalez last played in the majors in 2018, but he was active as recently as this past season, playing 43 games with the Mexican League’s Mariachis de Guadalajara and posting a .340/.412/.531 batting line in 187 trips to the plate. He also represented Mexico in the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo (held in 2021 due to the COVID-19 pandemic), where he collected three hits and a walk in 12 plate appearances.
Gonzalez last played in the majors in 2018, but he was active as recently as this past season, playing 43 games with the Mexican League’s Mariachis de Guadalajara and posting a .340/.412/.531 batting line in 187 trips to the plate. He also represented Mexico in the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo (held in 2021 due to the COVID-19 pandemic), where he collected three hits and a walk in 12 plate appearances.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 February 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
ryan zimmerman
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link
dude had himself a career. all time Nationals leader in at bats, Runs, RBIs, Hits, doubles, home runs, total bases, xbh and GIDP!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 February 2022 21:26 (two years ago) link
interesting list
All-time walk-off HR:13 - Jim Thome12 - Jimmie Foxx, Mickey Mantle, Stan Musial, Albert Pujols, Frank Robinson, Babe Ruth11 – David Ortiz, Tony Perez, Ryan Zimmerman That's 10 Hall of Famers, plus Zim. And if his shoulder troubles of 2012-14 don't force him to move to 1B ...— Mark Zuckerman (@MarkZuckerman) February 15, 2022
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
...he still wouldn't have been a hall of famer
― ✖, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 15:26 (two years ago) link
haha, yeah. plus there are quite a few players who might have been hall of famers if it wasn't for those few years and that one injury that derailed the career...
zimmerman was good, though, and it is an interesting list.
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 18:16 (two years ago) link
dwight gooden stands out. even WITH all of his troubles he has a case for HOF
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link
as an aside, i think players that were suspended for recreational drug use should get bonus points for the hall of fame. that's like playing on Nightmare difficulty in doom
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 18:20 (two years ago) link
LHP and union man andrew miller
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
Fun player for a guy who’s super square
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 24 March 2022 23:49 (two years ago) link
when he was good, his arm release was 16 feet to the side of the mound, a slider would miss a leftie's hip by a quarter inch and then catch the very opposite edge of the strike zone as they weren't sure whether to get out of the way, swing, or take
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 March 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link
todd frazier
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link
jake arrieta
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
most famous guy born in my hometown (even as an infant, he had the instincts to move far away a few months later)
his 2014-15 run was amazing, and of course being part of the 2016 cubs team
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 15:38 (two years ago) link
his career arch was a weird one...BAL (4 yrs): hot garbageCHC (6 yrs): absolute godPHI (3 yrs): averageSD (1 yr): disaster
i guess it follows a typical trend – but that bad-to-good-to-bad line was so incredibly extreme
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 16:29 (two years ago) link
he was tapering off his last couple of seasons in chicago. but yeah he was amazing in the mid-2010s.
i was trying to find when he tweeted the picture of himself naked wearing an apron (?) but all my searches are dominated by when he was naked in the ESPN body issue.
― na (NA), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
Yeah when i think of jake arietta i think of sam miller sheepishly describing him as “built”
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 16:42 (two years ago) link
when i think of jake arrieta -- perhaps even more so than when i think of anthony recker -- i think of dr morbius
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 21:18 (two years ago) link
David Wright was the ultimate Morbs player
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 22:27 (two years ago) link
joe panik
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2022 14:19 (two years ago) link
Hang the DJ.
― clemenza, Friday, 20 May 2022 16:53 (two years ago) link
That double pay in Game 7 of the 2014 World Series will live for infinity for us Giant fans. Good luck in life Joe.
― Bee OK, Friday, 20 May 2022 22:32 (two years ago) link
Panik on the street's of London...
I was a pretty big Smiths fan and even saw them three times but always hated that song. Yes, they were bonkers live, an experience of a lifetime.
― Bee OK, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:24 (two years ago) link
this remains one of the better fielding plays i've ever seen
ICYMI, this is what Joe Panik did last night in Sacramento. #SFGiants pic.twitter.com/ZtIonPMvUP— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) September 4, 2015
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:27 (two years ago) link
That was an outstanding play, I have never seen that before. He's was a great second baseman but his bat only lasted like rwo seasons. The Giants had to move on.
― Bee OK, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:48 (two years ago) link
The only Smiths song I love!
― clemenza, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link
(I believe he played in Toronto for six or seven minutes.)
Ya they got a decent return for him too iirc - Dickerson and Cimber
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:59 (two years ago) link
i've been watching a dickerson this year. he got yepez'd
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 01:01 (two years ago) link