You can’t spell ‘no big contracts’ without RSN: 2024 regular MLB season thread!

Rendon probably doesn't even like SpongeBob

You know who does though

“I feel like SpongeBob going into work” - Dugie pic.twitter.com/J21Rk50gaY

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) February 19, 2024

queuing this one up for gyac:

The catcher hits for .318 and catches every day
The pitcher puts religion first and rests on holidays
He goes into cathedrals and lies prostrate on the floor
He knows the drink affects his speed, he's praying for a doorway
Back into the life he wants and the confession of the bench
Life outside the diamond is a wrench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXiRbf-4RXc

(Did you know that Stuart Murdoch married a SF bay area gal after spending quite a bit of time here and he became a SF Giants fan whether by proxy or choice?

The first time I saw him live he was wearing a Barry Bonds jersey)

Thank you! I had been linked this song before and I didn’t know that about them.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3oBxgMSxtB/?igsh=dmN0bXEyeXY2dWhz

Teoscar is bringing some of the best vibes you can possible ask for to this team. Contagious smile

Spring training starts tomorrow people. Baseball is just about back!

Buenos días, fanáticos!

We are going to the Dodger-Angels game Saturday. My nephew wants to see Shohei.

Thanks, I hate this

Kodai Senga has a mild strain of his posterior capsule in his shoulder.

He will be shut down until symptoms subside and is expected to begin the season on the IL. pic.twitter.com/N9Ok7eVstW

— SNY (@SNYtv) February 22, 2024

Mets are so fucked

Speaking of, Sheehan has this to say about Pete Alonso

Hitters are losing value earlier and earlier in their careers, as power pitching and designer breaking balls put a premium on eyesight, reflexes, and hand-eye coordination. Lose even a tiny bit of that at 31, at 32, and you get run out of the league. Shortstops, center fielders, even catchers can make up for that with baserunning and defense. First basemen cannot.

Is he saying Alonso is already not ageing well? He’s projected to hit over 40 next year. Or is he suggesting this is why they haven’t extended him?

i'd be slightly wary about extending him, just due to the fact that while he's a good guy to have, i think he's not as good as the counting stats might indicate. he's more a Schwarber than a Judge. ftr i like Pete, but maybe not at whatever he'll eventually get paid.

he hit .217/.318/.504 with 3 war in his age 28 season. the homers are lovely, but yeah that's edging into schwarber territory. i'd pay him a fair bit of money on a four-year deal, but i'm sure he'll want 8+

not to be all 'wahh, boras' but boras' clients almost never sign extensions before hitting the market. and considering the deals he's gotten bogaerts and kris bryant and eric hosmer, that seems pretty effective! it only takes one sucker

if being a met means that much to alonso, i'm sure they can get a deal done -- boras works for him, after all. but they're all just posturing now

I was looking at this looking for parks that are friendly to right handed pull hitters who might be looking for a first baseman whose main skill is hitting it out, and I didn’t realise Citi field is actually so unfriendly to Alonso!

Also, now I understand why Alex Cora is always trying to get his left handed hitters to go oppo. Had no idea Fenway was that difficult for lefties.

yeah it’s a vast prairie out there in right for the most part

Unless you’ve got like 70 or 80 power or are lucky enough to reach the pole, I guess? I was surprised that Ted Williams claims he only had four oppo homers there.

Anyway, Alonso could do well in St Louis maybe? Goldy is still good but he’s a free agent at the end of 2024 at the age of 37, and they’d be able to pay Alonso if they want to.

so are they going to fix the uniforms?

word on the street is that of universal concern is the pant

word on the street is that of universal concern is the pant

there is spring training baseball on tv!

New statement on the pants from an MLB official: “The uniform pants have the same material and thickness as the uniform pants used last season. There were changes to the fabric of the jersey, not the pants.”

i.e. design and sizing changed but not the material, per the league. https://t.co/1km20Q3U3E

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 23, 2024

They’re going to be laughing on the other side of their faces when there’s a rainy game at Citi or Fenway and having to see Kenley or Pete Alonso exposed to the eyes of children. Otoh maybe players will finally start wearing cups again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqEFzxpGQx0

Baseball.
On at Australian prime time.
Only 10 hours away?

We are so back

First AB of the 2024 MLB season ends with a pitch clock violated walk. Didn't have that on my bingo card

atmosphere sucks

Facts

Omg I love Ohtani

Look at his happy mother! Wholesome 🥰

Oof this padres catcher. Not quite the cannon arm is it?

I feel like Manny Machado's ears get even more elvish as the years go on

commentators keep going on about the passion of the fans in korea but all we see on tv are bored millionaires in half-empty leather seats looking at their phones

Tbf, that's the case behind homeplate for most games

maybe in LA lol

exactly the right pitch from darvish there

Well, they're full in la, and the bleachers make up for it.

Hyunjin ryu spotted. King

Wtf is that hat mullet yamamoto?!

Sheeeeeesh lotta spikes tonight on glasnow

And the first great AB and run of the year comes from: Tyler Wade?

Never doubt the -.6bwar guy

Tatis' cannon arm still blows me away

speaking of cannon arms, damn kim

Imagine having a functioning short stop

Okay wtf is this ump?

The duality of man those two tyler wade AB'S

Betts looking good at short so far

mookie betts is extremely good at baseball

how many ex red sox will come up big today?

welp defense doesn’t win ballgames but it can sure lose them

I was a bit behind as I had to take a work call in the middle of Diaz' meltdown. That felt like a swingy early 00s playoff game.

I’m gonna pass out

— Christian Scott (@chscott8) September 30, 2024

For real. I’m still such a mess of emotions right now. The joy and despair all at once.

Sale running to the pen to warm up
https://img1.picmix.com/output/stamp/normal/3/2/8/9/2299823_b43ac.gif

uh

Hasn't pitched since Sep 19 and they have been playing coy about why he hasn't been starting must-win games for a week. https://t.co/cqn4AxBa0h

— Red Sox Stats (@redsoxstats) September 30, 2024

good luck braves

eek that’s quite a wrinkle

I mean the Mets are going to roll out a punt lineup right

also imagine they're only gonna be pitching mop-up men, feel bad for all the DBacks fans who have to watch this

winner of this game gets the padres

In that case the Mets want to lose as they don't want to play the Padres right now.

just heard on 880 that joey luchessi (???) is going to start game 2 of the wild card series

Lucchesi grew up a fan of the Oakland Athletics.

oh sorry game 2 of the doubleheader

damn, i had to stop watching just before all the craziness happened! congrats mets fans

just can't get enough Brazoban today

Looks like the Braves are going to make it.

Dbacks go from being in the World Series to missing the playoffs the next year. Happens a lot.

xp - do you know what happened in the 8th and 9th innings of game 1? What the fuck.

Will be curious what happens in July if miraculously Sale's still healthy and Atlanta is in the hunt.

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, May 2, 2024 11:36 AM (four months ago)

off by a few months but still notable!

I saw some people point out - including one Braves reporter? - that his velo took a dip in his most recent start and they were waiting to see how he’d recover. It would be…something…if he was out out.

I do but the stakes are different now.

Xxpost

Congratulations Braves fans.

wow - genuinely surprised jimenez and iglesias made appearances in the second game.

i like all the dback fans ragging on nimmo for grounding out into a double play in the 9th yesterday where he jogged to 1st slower than he does when he gets walked. and that the replay showed he was safe but the mets didn't challenge.

The finger pointing has begun:
In the aftermath of missing the postseason, Arizona Diamondbacks owner Ken Kendrick blasts the signing of starter Jordan Montgomery to a two-year, $47.5 million contract, blaming himself for making the recommendation to the front office late in…

— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) October 1, 2024

hey at least JoMo earned 0.6 fWAR for that $24M, not nearly as painful as the Giants $23M for Robbie Ray (0.0 fWAR).

also dbacks GM still has a job.

Robbie Ray was a bad contract swap no? Anyway the Giants are (in theory) a big market team, Arizona isn’t. However, you don’t say that even if it’s true. Rare sympathy for Monty honestly

As per spotrac, the Giants are on the hook:

https://i.imgur.com/zPnZ5jh.png

https://i.imgur.com/zPnZ5jh.png

The Robbie Ray signing was all about 25 and 26, they didn't expect much of him for this year. Plus they traded away Mitch Haniger and Anthony DeSclafani in the deal, how is that not a win?

classless by the d-backs owner

Yeah he was fairly clearly a bad Haniger contract swap. Anyway Charles Johnson spending money on Robbie Ray means less money for Trump ads.

Lol, always a good thing.