You can’t spell ‘no big contracts’ without RSN: 2024 regular MLB season thread!

doing some file cleanup and found one not in my meme folder labeled 'george bush smashing pumpkins.mp4' pic.twitter.com/py5X6dkvg3

— Will (@WillemDaFro) January 31, 2024

Trout is back!

Just saw that.

He makes it look so easy

Adley 2 for 2, the parley is looking good!

How can you pitch to these orioles hitters sheesh. Everything thr bat touches Is a hit

The Angels lineup is so fucking bad, obvious exception aside.

Do you think Mike Trout is standing in center field right now thinking, "man, this fucking sucks."

— Red Sox Stats (@redsoxstats) March 28, 2024

trout leads the league in WAR. he’s back baby

Tatis is wearing cleats dedicated to Peter Seidler
https://i.postimg.cc/k41T4YGz/IMG-8144.jpg

The Angels lineup is so fucking bad

they have 3 potentially interesting/valuable young guys in their line up so of course they gotta have ron washington around to bat them 6, 8 and 9

Omg dodgers stadium is a painting right now. Gotta turn my TV brightness down

Jung Hoo Lee has a little patch on his sleeve that says debut!

https://i.postimg.cc/6p1WwtfN/IMG-8133.jpg

Okay after watching ohtani try stretch that double to a triple, I'm convinced, he is the gambler

Haha they’re interviewing 20 year old Jackson Merrill’s parents, they’re younger than like 60% of ilx

Tim Anderson’s lack of power last season was pretty bad; however he was hitting for extra bases towards the end of his spring training and hopefully his health/personal circs etc mean he’s back being good at the plate?

Tim Anderson with an RBI double in his first Marlins at-bat! pic.twitter.com/gef7fy7lHV

— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) March 28, 2024

The lefty-lefty matchup in Tigers-White Sox is too good. Tarik Skubal is him, sadly.

Framber Valdez walking the bases loaded and hbping two runs in is too funny.

I shouldn’t cos they’re playing the Giants but Tatis going first to third is electric! What a player.

i still kind of can’t believe how trash the uniforms are, it’s very obvious on today’s hi-def sets

hader’s not bad huh

filthy

i think he missed the tag but there’s no angle that shows it

Astros have a good pen but their rotation isn’t it

Wow even the road greys look awful

pic.twitter.com/KxbHCCfLwm

— Red Sox Stats (@redsoxstats) March 28, 2024

yanks actually went to a new away uniform look for the first time since 1971 or something they were saying on the broadcast. don’t think the sweat stains were part of the plan tho lol

90% of the league is very large men who sweat a lot, what’s their plan for when someone inevitably shows something they shouldn’t

This runner’s lane stuff is dogshit

(xposts) How can you not post this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYFbknzeVNM

Abbot kinda getting booed in TX

xp I thought about it but I thought someone else would!

That was actually directed at myself; what I meant was, you can't talk about the Yankees and uniforms and sweating and not have me post that. I'm helpless.

I actually saw that episode for the first time recently (I’ve only watched Seinfeld episodes here and there, I’m married to someone who’s like “why haven’t you watched Seinfeld yet”, trust me I know)

Justin Steele left the game after this play. pic.twitter.com/hK0ROAFPaS

— Marquee Sports Network (@WatchMarquee) March 29, 2024

The matching clip, from earlier in the episode, explains the great "All of a sudden there's a problem with Tartabull's swing" line. (I know, I know--enough already, season's started.)

Hey talk away! Anyway your fave Adolis just homered

An ALL TIME pimp job from Adolis García. pic.twitter.com/8HWVBM20cs

— Alex Fast (@AlexFast8) March 29, 2024

For .3 seconds I was confused at why he was acting like he just hit a lazy pop fly after the ball came off that bat like that, then it all made sense at .4 seconds

Rocktober cannot come soon enough.

(this game is not in Denver)

16 runs. Wow.

Omg wtf rockies

Kinda funny of them to commit to the bit of being the Rockies right from the first game of the season. Gotta respect it

Hold up they batted through the order.... TWICE?

Luv u Dylan moore

Dbacks heard clemenza talking smack about their run differential last season and got straight to work

Tyler O’Neill breaking the home run record is unreal, only player to homer in five consecutive Opening Days. Clemenza, you may remember that he’s Canadian!

Tyler O'Neill is the first player in MLB history to homer in five straight #OpeningDay games! pic.twitter.com/qOwIKjvYZA

— MLB (@MLB) March 29, 2024

Alex Cora got a loud chuckle when he explained why it's Tyler O'Neill over Wilyer Abreu in RF tonight:

“I got a five-game losing streak on Opening Day, and he has a four-game home-run streak (on Opening Days) so, analytics.”

— Gabrielle Starr (@gfstarr1) March 29, 2024

I’m watching the Braves-Phillies game and laughing at the Phillies commentators who are unashamed about pulling for their own team

Jarred Kelenic’s at the plate and they’re talking about the Mariners and Braves trying to fix his batting stance.

Commenter 1: So they said his hands stayed low and they (Braves hitting coach) are trying to get him to keep his hands up?

Commenter 2, disgusted: Well you’d THINK that would be the correct way to do it if you’d ever hit a BASEBALL in your life but some of these so-called EXPERTS say different

Fairly sure Bryce Harper’s walk up song is Look What You Made Me Do - the man is a born reality star

Seymour Wiener is the Mets Veteran of the Game. Baseball is so back pic.twitter.com/jNGoCRvuYi

— Dylan Hornik (@_Hornik_) March 29, 2024

btw from last night:

https://i.imgur.com/iuThpEy.jpeg

Astros outhitting the yankees 13-8 and still losing was a thing