You can’t spell ‘no big contracts’ without RSN: 2024 regular MLB season thread!

Kinda funny of them to commit to the bit of being the Rockies right from the first game of the season. Gotta respect it

Hold up they batted through the order.... TWICE?

Luv u Dylan moore

Dbacks heard clemenza talking smack about their run differential last season and got straight to work

Tyler O’Neill breaking the home run record is unreal, only player to homer in five consecutive Opening Days. Clemenza, you may remember that he’s Canadian!

Tyler O'Neill is the first player in MLB history to homer in five straight #OpeningDay games! pic.twitter.com/qOwIKjvYZA

— MLB (@MLB) March 29, 2024

Alex Cora got a loud chuckle when he explained why it's Tyler O'Neill over Wilyer Abreu in RF tonight:

“I got a five-game losing streak on Opening Day, and he has a four-game home-run streak (on Opening Days) so, analytics.”

— Gabrielle Starr (@gfstarr1) March 29, 2024

I’m watching the Braves-Phillies game and laughing at the Phillies commentators who are unashamed about pulling for their own team

Jarred Kelenic’s at the plate and they’re talking about the Mariners and Braves trying to fix his batting stance.

Commenter 1: So they said his hands stayed low and they (Braves hitting coach) are trying to get him to keep his hands up?

Commenter 2, disgusted: Well you’d THINK that would be the correct way to do it if you’d ever hit a BASEBALL in your life but some of these so-called EXPERTS say different

Fairly sure Bryce Harper’s walk up song is Look What You Made Me Do - the man is a born reality star

Seymour Wiener is the Mets Veteran of the Game. Baseball is so back pic.twitter.com/jNGoCRvuYi

— Dylan Hornik (@_Hornik_) March 29, 2024

btw from last night:

https://i.imgur.com/iuThpEy.jpeg

Astros outhitting the yankees 13-8 and still losing was a thing

Adam “Daddy” Duvall coming off the bench to drive in two runs and tie the game with a single…he’s him.

Also, there was a bench clearing brawl I missed in the Mets game cos I’m watching this one:

Rhys Hoskins. Always a Phillie. pic.twitter.com/hFloEHDdub

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) March 29, 2024

The benches clear between the Mets and Brewers after Jeff McNeil takes exception to a hard slide into second base from Rhys Hoskins pic.twitter.com/NN4ee8ea0Y

— SNY (@SNYtv) March 29, 2024

best bullpen is baseball* not looking so bestly...

*https://www.mlb.com/news/best-mlb-bullpens-2024

Faced with protecting a 2 lead, the PHI bullpen gives up 9 runs in the 7th/8th (including letting ATL bat around ++), I've forgotten how loud the PHI fans can get even against their own team.

i was getting some crackerjacks when it happened. ran back over as fast i could

https://i.postimg.cc/vBmdqvvV/IMG-7996.jpg

I’m watching this game and the eighth inning was just relentless. What a waste of six shutout innings.

xp people are saying the slide was legit but didn’t Chase Utley break someone’s leg that way? I assume that’s their problem with it, he was a mile out

not just anybodys leg, ruben tejada! mets dont have a good history with people sliding into second

They take a lot of unnecessary knocks

This Mets hit by pitch statcast graphic is hilarious pic.twitter.com/79atGS7oWx

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 9, 2023

i can understand why mcneil is upset, but that is a legal slide by the letter of the law. mcneil has to step to the side or he's gonna get hit every time

utley really went out of his way -- although still within reach of the bag -- to hit tejada. hoskins just went through the bag without veering

i gotta say that was one of the slower dugout clears i’ve seen. i had time to select a tip and make it over before the bullpen fully emptied

Mets offense in midseason form, I see.

mookieproof: Hoskins went heat-seeking mode spikes-up into McNeil's right ankle, totally unnecessary.

It wasn't an utley slide, but it was 100% cynical. Late as you could be while still staying in the letter of the law. No harm no fould and seeing McNeil's temper is always good TV so I'm not fussed either way

oh i'm not saying it was *necessary*

hoskins was obviously trying to break up the double play; it was a late and hard slide. but also he did it within the letter of the law and every middle infielder of the last 100 years would tell mcneil to step aside and never put your plant foot *there*

possibly it should be banned! but it hasn't been

The fact that Hoskins literally sprinted off the field and then proceeded to chirp from the safety of the dugout is all you need to know about the sanctity of that play.

I keep flipping from disgust to bemusement at Hoskins. That "whoops did I do that?" grin as he sprints of the field directly afterwards is peak scumbag but also very funny

I’m Assuming he’s getting plunked in the not too distant future

Bobby Miller is absolutely carving the Cards right now. 5.2ip currently with 10K/0BB/0ER.

Ah wtf jinxed it, just walked Goldschmidt. Paul hates the dodgers

Lads are the cardinals crud?

literally sprinted off the field

hoskins actually laid prone on the ground for several seconds before jogging off the field

absolutely he'll get plunked tomorrow, and will have earned it (as long as it's not at his head)

11ks!

Jimmy, Bobby Miller is a very very very good pitcher. Signs of greatness last season with some rookie troubles peppered throughout (he's the kinds guy who looked to get in his head the moment something went wrong, very emotional). Glasnow and Miller is a tough way to start the season.

But in answer to your question: yeah probably lol

I tuned into the dodgers game for a bit and holy shit did Millers stuff ever look good. Throwing in the 98-100 range and nailing his spots perfectly.

His ceiling is insanely high. Very similar to Walker Buehler. His biggest downside is he's obviously going to have to get surgery in 6 months as all dodger rookies throwing like that do

Was thinking that. Dude just casually throwing 100mph in the first game of the season - gotta take a toll to keep that up all season

100mph on his 91st pitch of the game too. Something tells me that's not sustainable....

His arm motion looks so nice

Bobby Miller, Overpowering 98mph Heater. 🚀

11th K...and is Fired up. pic.twitter.com/cv3rOXibZt

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) March 30, 2024

rhys hoskins is killing the mets

I’m at that game, the crowd is very quiet

Yohan Ramírez gets a standing ovation from the crowd at Citi Field for throwing a 94-mph fastball behind Rhys Hoskins.

And now, after a delay, Ramírez has been ejected. pic.twitter.com/HoXWEC4os3

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) March 30, 2024

my fiancé says george kirby looks like the young private who dies early in a WWII movie to get us feeling sad

— anna (@rockmeannadeus) March 30, 2024

Mets trying to walk it off against brewers

lmao xpost

Insane play

Bryce Harper remained in the game after falling over the railing and into the first base dugout pic.twitter.com/iDtMLIENl9

— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) March 30, 2024

doesn’t seem like changing boroughs has cured luis severino

Max Fried is struggling so much in the first inning that Jesse Chavez is warming up in the bullpen. He’s thrown over 40 pitches & rolled his ankle coming off the mound to field a pitch

https://imgur.com/a/hgq5bQA

max fried got boned pretty bad here. inning should’ve been over, after the bad call he walked in a run and gave up a 2-run hit

Can’t see your picture

I hate Imgur. Just take my word for it I guess.

Whose AB was it

Here is the 2-2 pitch that preceded the Castellanos bases-loaded walk. Fried would have escaped the inning unscathed. Now he exits having recorded just two outs and with the Phillies leading 3-2 in the first. pic.twitter.com/UEPVxElp6s

— Mark Bowman (@mlbbowman) March 30, 2024