didn't you used to be in it?! still a points league with no transaction limit, 6 bench spots and since covid we've been running with 4 IL spots― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, May 13, 2024 12:48 PM (two hours ago)
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, May 13, 2024 12:48 PM (two hours ago)
Correction: it's a roto league.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 May 2024 22:38 (four months ago) link
Ya thank you. Weird brain fart there. It’s not head to head. That’s the important thing. We hate h2h.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 04:06 (four months ago) link
sorry to ask again but is there a new spreadsheet this season? i need to see which of my players are keeper-eligible before i can decide who to drop :(
― na (NA), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 15:44 (four months ago) link
now that i've got eight players on the IL, including three of my SPs
― na (NA), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 15:46 (four months ago) link
bookmark or ctrl-f "sheet":
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hpsG8k76efjA3bMamBZbU_RRa9Wf99KXzrFZHbsKdeI/edit#gid=1545943393
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:08 (four months ago) link
Trying to find a historical IRL analogue for my team... who was one of the great offensively stacked teams but had terrible pitching?
maybe the 2007 or 2009 Rockies?
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:12 (four months ago) link
thanks - i swear i searched the thread
― na (NA), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:31 (four months ago) link
Dumped Sal Frelick finally and changed my team name to Celebrity Skenes.
Immediately Sal hits his first and then second home runs of the season. He just needed me to set him free!
― Begs2Differ (Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:21 (four months ago) link
I loved looking at the team compositions and names, impossible to say which one I like best but damn, some of you have been hit hard with injuries. I’ll have to play this next year.
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:05 (four months ago) link
i was worried i'd get hit with a rash of injuries after Royce Lewis went 2 for 2 with a HR and promptly injured himself AGAIN***, but my team has been shockingly healthy. and yet aside from a couple SPs everyone i drafted is really underperforming.
***https://memeguy.com/photos/images/well-ok-then-283717.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:18 (four months ago) link
♪♫ For ACL or torn hammy, call Jacob Emrani. Call Jacob! ♫
― felicity, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:29 (four months ago) link
^ this rules, I would also submit a modified version as:♪♫ For broken wrist or John that’s Tommy, call Jacob deGrommy . Call Jacob! ♫
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:49 (four months ago) link
Lol very good. I wanted to make sure everyone had a chance to experience one of LA's finest ear worms, that omar so thoughtfully reinserted in my ear.
― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 00:03 (four months ago) link
i use "charming" in the relative sense but Jacob is probably the most charming of the billboard lawyers (a million miles better than Sweet James)
he recruited LeBron to come to L.A.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rPmwPMof3hs/maxresdefault.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 17 May 2024 18:01 (four months ago) link
Jacob is the great guy who helped us through our collective trauma after the bitter Cellino & Barnes divorce. He's family.
(sorry for crashing fantasy thread)
― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 20:06 (four months ago) link
I went to check who had Paul Skenes, and I see he has his own team now!
― clemenza, Saturday, 18 May 2024 00:48 (four months ago) link
7 man SP rotation - Spencer Strider (25), Max Fried, Zach Eflin, Shane Bieber (28), Nathan Eovaldi, Triston McKenzie (26), Nestor Cortes (29)― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 6:37 PM (two months ago)
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 6:37 PM (two months ago)
Only 3 of the 7 SPs I drafted are currently healthy (Fried, Cortes & McKenzie). 2 of the 4 on the IL will be out not just this season but a substantial part of next season as well (Strider & Bieber).
This must be how the Dodgers GM feels like, it's insane.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Monday, 20 May 2024 20:39 (four months ago) link
Forgot to switch Danny Jansen back into my lineup this morning: 3 hits, HR, 5 RBI.
― clemenza, Monday, 20 May 2024 21:42 (four months ago) link
Wait till that day when you make a calculated decision to sit someone and play someone else and the guy on your bench goes off for two or three home runs
― omar little, Monday, 20 May 2024 21:58 (four months ago) link
Right up there with dropping a struggling player who immediately it's a hot streak, and then you somehow manage to pick them back up and they immediately go cold again. One of the closer approximations of how the owner of Michigan J Frog must have felt.
― omar little, Monday, 20 May 2024 21:59 (four months ago) link
Fried, Cortes & McKenzie
And all these guy pretty much have one foot on a banana peel
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 May 2024 22:24 (four months ago) link
Yup, you know you're fucked when Cortes is your best pitcher.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Monday, 20 May 2024 23:12 (four months ago) link
Mired forever in 7th-8th-9th place, I forget to check in this morning (possibly the first time) and left Berrios on the bench for his (very good) start today.
― clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2024 03:03 (four months ago) link
haha my team was finally starting to turn the corner
― Ryan seaQuest (Will M.), Monday, 27 May 2024 21:30 (four months ago) link
finally got my IL down to four players, but my offense is dogshit right now, and i don't have much hope that getting ke'bryan hayes or tj friedl back off the IL is going to help. if anyone wants to trade me (Naked Ragans) a reliable source of offensive power (especially at 1B but i'm open to other positions as well), i have some decent SP/RP/keeper options available.
― na (NA), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:29 (four months ago) link
Ridiculous--three catchers on my roster, and all are sitting today.
(xpost: I dropped Cedric Mullins today to make room for Sean Murphy's return--you're obviously after more than the numbers he's putting up this year, but maybe as a stopgap?)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:22 (four months ago) link
NA- I sent you a chat msg via the y! mobile app. Not sure if that made it to ya...
Clem- Clearly the solution is you need to roster a 4th catcher.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:26 (four months ago) link
I was thinking of going all-catcher.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:33 (four months ago) link
It's a new variation on the Jays' all-utility strategy.
i was going to say, if i was advising you'd i'd get even further into the pocket of Big Catcher
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:38 (four months ago) link
the cousin of the Padres' all-shortstop strategy
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:39 (four months ago) link
Big gloves & bad knees... my kind of team!
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:55 (four months ago) link
Clem, I sent you a msg on the fantasy page
― francisF, Thursday, 30 May 2024 06:14 (four months ago) link
Sorry, francis, didn't see that till now.
― clemenza, Thursday, 30 May 2024 07:33 (four months ago) link
Real-talk question:
If a ~seasoned~ manager doesn't even recognize the name of one of his players, that player should automatically be traded (y/n)
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 May 2024 17:05 (four months ago) link
lol my bad, for some reason i thought you thought i had jared jones. i think i can be forgiven for forgetting about nolan jones, given his impact so far this season
― na (NA), Friday, 31 May 2024 17:23 (four months ago) link
Bro, he's like the 3rd or 4th best "Nolan" to ever play the game!
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 May 2024 17:28 (four months ago) link
~33% of the season status report:
I am almost trailing the league in Wins with 24. My IRL MLB team equivalent would be the Cincinnati Reds, owners of last place in the dismal NL Central.
Offensively my 289 runs scored puts me ahead of LAD yet behind the mighty PHI out of all MLB teams.
I feel out of the running but my foolish optimism think I'm close enough to harbor a top 3 finish?
Not ready for a fire-sale but could be open to SELL-MODE by the ASB.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:00 (four months ago) link
I remember when I used to remember he names of every mediocre set up guy I ever had on my teams. Now I’m constantly forgetting the names of my current middle relievers. Nolan Jones tho was a gem for me last season, will always be in my heart.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:08 (four months ago) link
i entered this season feeling thoroughly set at OF and decided to go all-in on pitching, and while my pitching has been vv solid, my best hitters are two free agent pickups, the completely decent Christian Walker, and the poor man's Corbin Carroll in Jarren Duran (Corbin Carroll for me being the destitute man's Jarren Duran this season.)
― omar little, Friday, 31 May 2024 19:16 (four months ago) link
Yordan and Tatis = extremely mid!
― omar little, Friday, 31 May 2024 19:17 (four months ago) link
The Autodraft bungled my SP (by not bothering to draft anybody who wasn't injured or NA). That's been the story of my season. My offense should continue to be good if most guys are healthy, but grabbing Ranger Suarez off the scrap heap the day after the draft basically saved my ass. A few more decent SP pickups here and there have kept in contention, but I don't suppose anyone wants to trade me a front line SP?
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 31 May 2024 19:35 (four months ago) link
Have kept *me* in contention . .
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 31 May 2024 19:36 (four months ago) link
just noticed you have the top two hitters and the top SP!
― omar little, Friday, 31 May 2024 19:39 (four months ago) link
the top SP rankings is a really weird mix
― omar little, Friday, 31 May 2024 19:40 (four months ago) link
Blockbuster trade in the offing.
― clemenza, Monday, 3 June 2024 17:22 (four months ago) link
(I'm so low in the standings, I won't vote.)
Ah yes, the best player in the league for a guy who just got absolutely manhandled by *checks notes* the worst team in the league and who will probably be shut down/workload limited by the ASB...
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 June 2024 17:30 (four months ago) link
I just noticed that Sale start this morning, when I was checking into Reynaldo Lopez...think I'll write a book called Baseball Is a Funny Game.
― clemenza, Monday, 3 June 2024 17:39 (four months ago) link
Def quite the haul for sale.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 01:28 (four months ago) link