cmon whaaat
You disapprove? A Pinterest page suggests they've done around 25 baseball covers, most of a general nature. Seems like quite an honour--artists do mess around with details. All that's missing is a Roger Angell piece inside.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:20 (four months ago) link
Well it suggests he bets on games, which seems borderline libellous
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:50 (four months ago) link
Oh, god, I totally missed that!
― clemenza, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:52 (four months ago) link
I guess you could be charitable and take that as "makes a lot of money"...but you're almost certainly right.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:53 (four months ago) link
(If they ever got sued, I bet that'd be their defense, though. "Gambling? How so...")
― clemenza, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:55 (four months ago) link
took that as pocket ripe for picking/his focus is on the game
― bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:05 (four months ago) link
That's a nice interpretation. I say we go with that
― H.P, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:06 (four months ago) link
hmm maybe
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:10 (four months ago) link
(I didn't see it as particularly libellous, more an illustration on how shohei's game and the fat stacks of cash surrounding that game are insepperable; ippei-gate just being one product of that)
But Bulb's phrasing for simple and pointed.
― H.P, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:18 (four months ago) link
I honestly just thought it was a cute New Yorker cover on how he is well paid. Never thought of the others but now it's ambiguous.
Shohei, be careful of your money!
― felicity, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:21 (four months ago) link
I thought it was a comment on his un-deferred salary (pocket-change) because he is anti-tax.
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:23 (four months ago) link
#freeippei
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-05-22/dodgers-star-shohei-ohtani-buys-la-canada-flintridge-mansion-for-7-85-million
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 May 2024 03:06 (four months ago) link
I think he's making more than 2 million a year
― H.P, Thursday, 23 May 2024 04:07 (four months ago) link
more pics here https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/shohei-ohtani-buys-southern-california-mansion/
i feel like it's surprisingly modest?
― 龜, Thursday, 23 May 2024 10:44 (four months ago) link
He seems to like modern. Don't know if the $17m Big Island, Hawaii house he's building has been mentioned here yet
https://maunakealiving.com/real-estate/the-vista/
― felicity, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 19:56 (three months ago) link
Goes up against Paul Skenes tonight.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 19:59 (three months ago) link
Should be fun. Tough loss for Glasnow, though the man can wear the hell out of a sock.
On the subject of whether regular people still think Ohtani gambles, our 18yo nephew was under the impression that Ohtani had been caught gambling and hadn't heard anything about him being cleared. He openly says he hates baseball, although we were playing trivia at a brewery showing the game so he did ask "Is Paul Skenes good?" 😉
― felicity, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 20:05 (three months ago) link
That's related (though different) to what I was saying on a different thread: that my friend, a casual fan who assumes that Ohtani's story is just a cover, might be a better barometer of general opinion than more dedicated fans, who Want to Believe.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 21:31 (three months ago) link
There's a pretty high correlation in 2024 between people who enjoy sports and people who enjoy gambling. Many would rather imagine Ohtani is a cool antihero gambler instead of accept that he is a fucking moron.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 22:54 (three months ago) link
Those two qualities are a package deal btw
― H.P, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 23:53 (three months ago) link
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/local-2/shohei-ohtanis-ex-interpreter-ippei-mizuhara-banned-from-delivering-for-uber-eats/3431730/
The former interpreter for the Los Angeles Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani, Ippei Mizuhara, has lost his other job as an Uber Eats driver.
Mizuhara was banned from delivering for Uber Eats due to his pending litigation, a spokesperson told NBC4.
"Mizuhara has been an UberEats courier for a few years. Given these recent charges, he no longer has access to the platform," said Gabriela Condarco-Quesada, with Uber Eats.
― omar little, Saturday, 8 June 2024 18:53 (three months ago) link
what???
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:24 (three months ago) link
when it rains it pours
― 龜, Saturday, 8 June 2024 20:45 (three months ago) link
Can't imagine why he was so tempted steal millions when he had multiple lucrative income sources
― omar little, Saturday, 8 June 2024 21:15 (three months ago) link
a modern day Robin Hood #freeIppei
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 June 2024 21:57 (three months ago) link
Ippei going to become a figure of speech… “Lately I’ve been livin kinda Ippei”
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 June 2024 22:02 (three months ago) link
born ippei
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 8 June 2024 22:16 (three months ago) link
That’s right baby
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 8 June 2024 22:17 (three months ago) link
I've got a game on that I'm not really paying attention to, I look up and immediately see a high fastball get absolutely smoked, without even registering an outline of the player I immeidately know it's Ohtani. only thing similar i can think of is that one year where Steph Curry was constantly shooting from 30+ feet out and drilling an insane percentage, before everyone tried to do that (before getting yelled at by their coach)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2024 04:18 (two months ago) link
New balance collection dropped. I really like the t shirt designhttps://www.newbalance.com/pd/shohei-ohtani-graphic-t-shirt/MT43717.html
― brimstead, Monday, 15 July 2024 01:17 (two months ago) link
https://archive.ph/gTbAR
― 龜, Tuesday, 23 July 2024 02:05 (two months ago) link
https://spectrumnews1.com/ca/la-west/sports/2024/08/08/former-ippei-mizuhara-prosecutor-discusses-socal-s--largest-illegal-bookmaking-operations-
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2024 01:29 (one month ago) link
38hr, 35sb. Inside shot of the first 50-50 season
― H.P, Thursday, 15 August 2024 00:55 (one month ago) link
I'm assuming no one has joined the 40-40 club in the month of august either?
― H.P, Thursday, 15 August 2024 01:02 (one month ago) link
39-37 today. Just got a base hit. I wanna see him attempt to steal 2nd, 3rd and home everytime he's got the chance. I believe in 50-50!!!!!
― H.P, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 02:19 (one month ago) link
dodgers: “we need a gold shohei bobblehead”bobblehead manufacturer: “best i can do is gold Bill Clinton” https://t.co/bQEmsolKyF— Emily Nyman (@EmSheDoesIt) August 23, 2024
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Friday, 23 August 2024 12:09 (one month ago) link
Wow
― H.P, Saturday, 24 August 2024 04:37 (one month ago) link
What a way to get it. Base hit would do, but 40/40 called
― H.P, Saturday, 24 August 2024 04:38 (one month ago) link
That was so sick. High recommend to watch the bottom of the 9th. Took a lot of luck to get him to the plate there! Great team inning capped off by what everyone hoped for, but no one thought would happen in that spot (choke up the bat! Single will do it!)
― H.P, Saturday, 24 August 2024 04:40 (one month ago) link
50/50 up next?
― 龜, Sunday, 25 August 2024 02:53 (one month ago) link
You know it (he is in pace!). 32 games left for 9 hr and 10 stolen bases.
― H.P, Sunday, 25 August 2024 04:20 (one month ago) link
I really think only injury can keep him from 50-50 at this point. First 50-50 leads to first DH MVP
― H.P, Thursday, 29 August 2024 03:18 (four weeks ago) link
genuinely wonder if it's possible he could've been like a +5 WAR pitcher as well, it boggles the brain
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2024 03:24 (four weeks ago) link
Very excited to watch the answer to that question next year. he's currently at 6.3 war DH for 42mil. Average free agency $/war is 6.7mil (https://www.paraballnotes.com/blog/the-trend-in-war-for-free-agents) so he's playing to at least to the average $/war in an injury year when he's literally only half the player he is supposed to be. Most likely ends up above average with an extra month to go. Very vindicating to play to the highest ever contract amount (By AAV and Total) while injured and still totally be worth it.
― H.P, Thursday, 29 August 2024 04:07 (four weeks ago) link
43/43
― H.P, Saturday, 31 August 2024 04:46 (three weeks ago) link
Back to the ol' stomping ground today. Boos/cheers ratio?
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 September 2024 00:37 (three weeks ago) link
47/47
― H.P, Thursday, 12 September 2024 02:28 (two weeks ago) link
twenty-three minutes later 47/48
― H.P, Thursday, 12 September 2024 02:51 (two weeks ago) link
genuinely insane, like this guy's whole deal was that he could hit AND pitch at a high level, now he might be the first ever to do a 50/50 season, like what the fuck
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 September 2024 03:10 (two weeks ago) link