...but TJ surgery for Royals' Tim Collins
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 14:23 (ten years ago)
they still have, what, three more lights out relievers to fall back on in KC?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
the brewers have banned high-fiving in an effort to curb the spread of pinkeye
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 March 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
i blame Bernie
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 17:29 (ten years ago)
shouldn't they be banning butt slaps
― qualx, Saturday, 14 March 2015 02:26 (ten years ago)
keep it 2 butt bumps, shd be fine
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 March 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)
i'd bet at least one of them won't be 'lights out' this year.
TJ for the Mets' Josh Edgin.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:58 (ten years ago)
Mariners shortstop Chris Taylor will miss 4-6 weeks after breaking a bone in his wrist.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:07 (ten years ago)
Js LF/CF Kevin Pilar out for at least a week after sneezing.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:22 (ten years ago)
have to once again get used to my heart skipping a beat every time i see this thread in my bookmarks
― qualx, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)
mets' zack wheeler, torn ucl
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:06 (ten years ago)
just gonna go ahead and put dr. andrews here so he can hover over the rest of the thread
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0916/mag_doc_andrews01jr_576.jpg
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)
christ alive, is there a new mets curse mandating that one promising potential ace-caliber pitcher per year must be injured? awful.
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:27 (ten years ago)
it's happened for the last 30 years, p much
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:52 (ten years ago)
also "just a little tenderness, nothing to worry about" is now the official prelude to "done for the season."
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:09 (ten years ago)
Stanford right-hander Cal Quantrill, projected by many to be the No. 1 overall pick in the 2016 draft, will undergo Tommy John surgery this week.
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:45 (ten years ago)
Was going to suggest they give preventive surgeries to deGrom and Syndergaard.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)
deGrom's had it
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:58 (ten years ago)
cliff lee to 60-day dl in an attempt to avoid surgery
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:41 (ten years ago)
yeah good luck with that cliff.. enjoy rehabbing the rest of your career
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:03 (ten years ago)
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/113029506/cliff-lee-phillies-torn-flexor-tendon
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:36 (ten years ago)
hey rest and rehab worked for tanaka*
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:16 (ten years ago)
Dodgers pitcher Hyun-Jin Ryu had to shut down his throwing program and was sent to Los Angeles to meet with the team doctor after experiencing discomfort in his left shoulder when he tried to play catch Sunday.
Ryu will begin the season on the disabled list, Dodgers manager Don Mattingly said.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2015 11:37 (ten years ago)
@keithlawDuke RHP Mike Matuella, a potential first overall pick in June, tore his UCL and will have Tommy John surgery
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)
Every-day players Jayson Werth, Anthony Rendon and Denard Span, fourth outfielder Nate McLouth and eighth-inning setup man Casey Janssen are among six players put on the 15-day disabled list by the Washington Nationals.Right-hander Erik Davis also heads to the DL. All of the moves announced Sunday by the Nationals are retroactive to March 27.
Right-hander Erik Davis also heads to the DL. All of the moves announced Sunday by the Nationals are retroactive to March 27.
― Andy K, Monday, 6 April 2015 02:07 (ten years ago)
rip derek holland
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)
already?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:02 (ten years ago)
Yan Gomes, 6-8 weeks, knee sprain
http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2015/04/cleveland_indians_catcher_yan_3.html
― Andy K, Sunday, 12 April 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)
Alex Rios, broken hand
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)
Craig Stammen likely out for the year with torn flex0r tendon
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/04/16/craig-stammen-likely-out-for-the-year-with-torn-flexor-tendon/
― Andy K, Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)
welp, it's official: wainwright out for 9-12 months, torn left achilles
― Karl Malone, Monday, 27 April 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)
brandon mccarthy is out for the year
― polyphonic, Monday, 27 April 2015 23:18 (ten years ago)
@BMcCarthy32to be fair, 31 years of use is a lot to ask for from a ligament
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 April 2015 23:28 (ten years ago)
Carl Crawford is hurt.
@pedromouraCarl Crawford said he tore his oblique. “It’s pretty bad,” he said. He’s headed to the DL.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)
jed lowrie fucked up his thumb, out till at least the break
these are carlos correa's last four games in double-a:
10-for-16, 3 HR, 3B, 2 2B, 8 RBI, 3 BB, 2 SB, 0 K
astros called up villar, tho
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:00 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDw-fXkW0AEZpBX.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)
it's Tanaka Down time
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 14:23 (ten years ago)
another pitcher injured from batting - latos
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 April 2015 00:40 (ten years ago)
Bat Latos
― Andy K, Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:35 (ten years ago)
RIP homer bailey (TJ)
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 May 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)
TJ for Alex Cobb
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 May 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)
jarrod parker, who's already had two TJs, exited his triple-a game clutching his elbow tonight
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)
oh no. i really like parker. how different last year's a's would have been with him healthy and producing like in the second half of 2013.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:18 (ten years ago)
Torn labrum for Smyly
― Andy K, Sunday, 10 May 2015 13:26 (ten years ago)
Would it be easier for us to have a thread about the pitchers who aren't injured?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 11 May 2015 00:48 (ten years ago)
Chase Whitley appears to have a serious elbow injury
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/14/chase-whitley-leaves-start-with-elbow-injury/
setback for Puig, prob won't see him til June
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/14/yasiel-puig-out-at-least-a-couple-weeks-after-setback/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:30 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFEquvXUsAArDF6.png
#sabermetrics
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)
omg dr. altcheck, figure it out man
what's the revision %?
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:20 (ten years ago)
was going to call out dr. mehlhoff but small sample size. TJ success rate takes a while to stabilize
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:21 (ten years ago)
V-Mart to DL with knee inflammation
Jayson Werth the same with wrist contusion
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)
Phil Gosselin, thumb fracture, 6-8 weeks
― Hi! How are you? Have you seen this (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)
in response to werth's injury, the nats have called up . . . an infielder who's played 14 games above class a
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:37 (ten years ago)
@jjcoop36Catcher Devin Mesoraco last caught a Reds game on April 12th. He was placed on the DL today.
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)
how does that help the fuckin team etc. etc.
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)
matt adams just rounded first clutching his leg. hamstring? ugh
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:56 (ten years ago)
probably not a hamstring. i'm not a doctor. it appears to be a "injury of the leg"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:57 (ten years ago)
in hockey that's called an 'upper-body injury'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)
Cardinals first baseman Matt Adams will be out three to four months, and possibly the year. He tore his right quadriceps muscle during Tuesday's game.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)
rockies prospect david dahl has some combination of the following after a collision in new britain today: concussion, broken rib, ruptured spleen
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:25 (ten years ago)
Jayson Werth has two fractures in his left wrist after being hit by a pitch on May 15 despite initial x-rays providing negative results. The 36-year-old is expected to miss at least two months with an optimistic return date of mid-August.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 15:36 (ten years ago)
dahl will have his spleen removed this week; out for the season
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGcmDFoUgAAl_mF.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:15 (nine years ago)
i hate to tell you dahl, but that's not your spleen
― Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:27 (nine years ago)
Zack Cozart tore up his knee today, out 9 months.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:14 (nine years ago)
stanton broken hamate out 4-6 wks :( :( :(
― qualx, Saturday, 27 June 2015 18:29 (nine years ago)
Alex Gordon "could be out for months" w/ groin strain
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/08/alex-gordon-carted-off-field-with-severe-looking-groin-strain/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 15:08 (nine years ago)
ruptured achilles for jason grilli
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 July 2015 00:31 (nine years ago)
WAHT
― dart scar rashes (WilliamC), Sunday, 12 July 2015 02:29 (nine years ago)
mets' jerry blevins 'slipped stepping off a curb' and re-fractured his left arm, out for the year
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:10 (nine years ago)
...in bed
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:11 (nine years ago)
bone-spur surgery ends CJ Wilson's year
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 August 2015 01:14 (nine years ago)
@MLBPlayerAnalysTo this point in 2015, at least 23.2% of all pitchers used have had Tommy John surgery at some point. They've amassed 21.9% of pitcher fWAR.
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 16:18 (nine years ago)
johnny giavotella has been placed on the disabled list with a 'personal medical condition'
. . . in bed
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:17 (nine years ago)
you're not fooling anyone johnny
― 1994 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:19 (nine years ago)
a 'bellyache'
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:08 (nine years ago)
Denard Span back to the DL
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)
jfc he's only been healthy for 61 games
nats are so thoroughly cooked
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)
@McCulloughStarRoyals hit w/ outbreak of chickenpox. Alex Rios, Kelvin Herrera sick, expected to miss at least two weeks.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:32 (nine years ago)
poxproof lead
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:35 (nine years ago)
@JeffPassanEdison Volquez said he had chickenpox as a kid. Yordano Ventura didn't but said he isn't worried. When asked why, he flexed his biceps.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 21:03 (nine years ago)