The St. Louis Cardinals Must be Destroyed - 2015 Doyers thread

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Because Morbius and/or symmetry demanded it.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/mlb-los-angeles-dodgers-outlook-2015-and-beyond/

Please discuss.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 March 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)

what the hell is a Doyer

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

obviously you are not down with your latino brothers

http://www.dailynews.com/sports/20131015/how-the-los-angeles-dodgers-became-known-as-los-doyers

“Doyers” means nothing in Spanish, but it means a lot to Garcia, and generations of Latino Dodgers fans.

“Doyers” has become a nostalgic phenomena in the Los Angeles Latino community, as more and more Mexican-Americans become assimilated and lose their accents. Previous generations of Central American immigrants struggled to say “Dodgers” so it came out sounding like “Doyers.”

“My parents, my uncles, they all say ‘Doyers,’” Garcia said. “My brother and I are the first Mexican-Americans in the family, and we say ‘Dodgers.’ My 5-year-old son here, he says ‘Dodgers.’”

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 March 2015 18:07 (ten years ago)

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4140/4910206141_8ecbbec406_z.jpg

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 March 2015 18:08 (ten years ago)

first i've heard about it thx

(Doyers is a street in NYC's Chinatown so it's not intuitive to us)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)

"us" == gringos?

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Friday, 13 March 2015 23:16 (ten years ago)

or denizens of nueva york

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:35 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAApu5HUcAAEJ1o.jpg

sup

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:54 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAOylXoVEAEp7Hg.png

mookieproof, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)

another great ILB team thread title

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:14 (ten years ago)

yeah at least flip the two parts

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:20 (ten years ago)

I've been listening to alot of history podcasts and was exposed to the "Carthago delenda est" quote and it seemed appropriate

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 16 March 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

came to post this

https://sports.vice.com/article/the-likable-unlikely-career-of-juan-uribe/

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 16 March 2015 23:57 (ten years ago)

Actual quote from Brandom McCarthy following today's spring training start

"Today was horseshit,"

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 23:59 (ten years ago)

mccarthy is the best, glad he got free of the diamondbacks and then the yankees so I can appreciate him fully

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:38 (ten years ago)

Hyun Jin Ryu out with shoulder inflammation for the 3rd time in 2 years.. kinda worried. he's been a great value for a #3 starter the last 2 years..

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 23 March 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)

former red sock allen webster embracing his new role as a diamondback and beaning justin turner - twice! - leading to an ejection

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 March 2015 22:19 (ten years ago)

The general area, the city (of Philadelphia) being blue-collar, it’s not conducive for a superstar. You can be good, but you’ve got to be blue-collar along the way, keep your mouth shut, just go and work. Where obviously, this is L.A. It’s almost like it’s OK to be more flamboyant. You kind of appreciate that the more you’re out there. Because L.A. loves a star.

http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/los-angeles-dodgers-philadelphia-phillies-jimmy-rollins-q-a-032315

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)

Phillies are advertising tickets to the dodgers series on the main page of their ticket sale website.. guess they dont have much else to look forward to this season

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

Handing Out Checks Like It's the First of the Month: the 2016 Los Angeles Dodgers

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

I honestly can't tell the difference between this guy and Alex Guerrero except his defense is probably better.. A smart team should try to pry him from the Dodgers who clearly dont need his ass anymore. .344/.364/.531 in 32 ABs..

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

are they just collecting cubans now out of habit?

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 04:58 (ten years ago)

with UCL tears. amazin'

http://www.truebluela.com/2015/3/24/8286929/hector-olivera-ucl-tear-dodgers-contract-protection

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:58 (ten years ago)

tbf here's the free agent class of 2016 at 2b and 3b:

Second Basemen

Joaquin Arias (31)
Mike Aviles (35)
Jeff Baker (35)
Gordon Beckham (29)
Emilio Bonifacio (31)
Asdrubal Cabrera (30)
Stephen Drew (33)
Kevin Frandsen (34)
Maicer Izturis (35) – $3MM club option with a $1MM buyout
Howie Kendrick (32)
Daniel Murphy (31)
Cliff Pennington (32)
Sean Rodriguez (31)
Skip Schumaker (36) – $2.5MM club option with a $250K buyout
Chase Utley (37) – $15MM vesting option with a $2MM buyout
Ben Zobrist (35)

Third Basemen

Joaquin Arias (31)
Mike Aviles (35)
Gordon Beckham (29)
Willie Bloomquist (38)
Kevin Frandsen (34)
David Freese (33)
Jonathan Herrera (31)
Maicer Izturis (35) – $3MM club option with a $1MM buyout
Don Kelly (36)
Jeff Keppinger (36)
Casey McGehee (32)
Sean Rodriguez (31)
Juan Uribe (37)

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)

Howie Kendrick is much younger than i thought he was.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:51 (ten years ago)

He's definitely an option to resign.. also a QO candidate.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 March 2015 00:29 (ten years ago)

#Dodgers announce 3 million tix already sold this season, with season-seat sales capped at 35,000.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)

what do u expect from hector olivera this year, where will the dodgers put him?

Klaw (3:20 PM)
I think 3b this year if his elbow checks out, then 2b next year after Kendrick leaves. That lets Seager slide to third. Also I expect Olivera to be good for 20 or so homers and a decent average, but I have no idea what kind of OBP or even approach he'll have.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 March 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)

@MLBRosterMoves
.@Dodgers sign RHP Freddy Garcia to @MiLB deal.

Andy K, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

The Dodgers on Thursday added to their bullpen, acquiring relief pitcher Ryan Webb along with minor league catcher Brian Ward from the Baltimore Orioles in exchange for pitcher Ben Rowen and catcher Chris O`Brien, the team announced.

The Dodgers will also get the Orioles competitive balance draft pick, No. 74 overall. That pick, between the second and third rounds of the 2015 MLB Draft, has a slot value of $827,000, per Baseball America.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:05 (ten years ago)

corey seager now 12-for-22 with one homer and one strikeout for tulsa

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)

how soon til Guerrero's playing full time?!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:55 (ten years ago)

:D
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC0wrLAVIAAWgdf.jpg:medium

slothroprhymes, Friday, 17 April 2015 22:01 (ten years ago)

The only thing missing is Vin Scully: "And here's Compton native Kendrick Lamar, winding up to the sound of his new single, 'King Kunta'..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAp7LLIPFng

[Scully then spins previously-unknown-to-the-public anecdote about Lamar's upbringing, concludes with "'King Kunta' offers numerous observations regarding Lamar's outlook on life, chief among them 'Life ain't *fertilizer* but a fat vagina.'"]

Andy K, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

Greinke goes Puig!

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/5/5/8557863/zack-greinke-bat-flip-gif-glorious-wonderful-it-was-a-double

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)

ah didnt check the gif thread

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)

Grandal went HAM today. on base 6 times, 2 homers, 8 RBI.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

y'all see this

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/130622556/dodgers-joc-pederson-makes-game-saving-catch

GOTTA change thread title

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)

lol dodgers radio has made a point of including yung joc in the bumper music, love it

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Friday, 19 June 2015 04:20 (ten years ago)

why does he have to be a dodger

Van Horn Street, Friday, 19 June 2015 04:28 (ten years ago)

Won on a walk-off balk (balk-off?) last night

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 19 June 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

buck puster fosey

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 20 June 2015 03:07 (ten years ago)

"Xavier Scruggs" is a pretty sweet name

polyphonic, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

Donnie Baseball a tad slow with the hook last night.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Greinke's 1.39 ERA is the lowest since Gibson in '68, and therefore the second lowest since Walter Johnson in 1915. Yes, besides his park advantage, he must also be getting a little lucky--his FIP is 2.65, very good but not spectacular (and higher than Kershaw's).

Anyway, keeping an ERA that low seems extremely unlikely. Even harder than staying in the vicinity of .400, I'd say (if you can get there in the first place, that is). You can have a couple of 0-fers chasing .400 and recover; get really shelled once, though, and your ERA won't recover for weeks, if at all.

clemenza, Friday, 10 July 2015 15:59 (ten years ago)

Not a believer in FIP. There are pitchers who give up more singles, doubles, and triples than others because of the way they pitch and not just because of the defense behind them. Greinke is having an insane year and his WHIP if 0.843.

timellison, Friday, 10 July 2015 18:29 (ten years ago)

his WHIP IS 0.843.

timellison, Friday, 10 July 2015 18:29 (ten years ago)

how about DRA?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:31 (ten years ago)

It looks very interesting! I'd never read about it before.

timellison, Friday, 10 July 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

Took me a while to warm to FIP/BABIP, Tim, but I've come to accept their predictive value. I wouldn't use them in connection to awards, where a hit is a hit and a run is a run, but as a GM, I'd definitely pay attention to them when weighing free-agent signings.

Not trying to take anything away from Greinke's remarkable season, though.

clemenza, Friday, 10 July 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

Or to put it another way, compiling an ERA that low would almost by definition involve a little luck--even Gibson in '68 had an FIP more than half-a-run greater than his actual ERA. Ditto Gooden in '85 and Maddux in '94.

On the other hand, Gooden in '84 and Pedro in '99 had FIPs much lower than their impressive-enough-already ERAs. So the point is...I don't know what the point is.

clemenza, Friday, 10 July 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

How does J.P. Howell have a 0.30 ERA? He's given up 25 hits and 10 BB in 30 innings, with a good but not exceptional strikeout rate (no homers, mind you). Does he let a lot of inherited runners score?

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:08 (ten years ago)

Kershaw missed start w/ sore hip

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 July 2015 04:12 (ten years ago)

According to this chart, Howell has allowed five inherited runners to score:

http://www.sportingcharts.com/mlb/stats/pitching-inherited-runners-scored-leaders/2015/

timellison, Thursday, 30 July 2015 05:02 (ten years ago)

i understand there was a Greinke bat flip today

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 August 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

oh, that's it

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 August 2015 19:53 (ten years ago)

intersting lineup construction by mattingly putting the guy with the lowest (by 40 points!) OBP in leadoff

naturally he's reached base in his first two plate appearances but still

mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

Puig just picked up an assist on a 9-6 force out.

Andy K, Saturday, 8 August 2015 20:43 (ten years ago)

I was watching--amazing. I don't think I'd ever give any thought to the fact that the batter isn't credited with a hit, just a FC and an out. Seems kind of silly.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:38 (ten years ago)

If you get thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double, they don't take away the hit. This should fall on the baserunner: single for the batter, assist to Puig, out made by the runner.

clemenza, Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:40 (ten years ago)

Jim Johnson

Andy K, Monday, 10 August 2015 03:16 (ten years ago)

<3

mookieproof, Monday, 10 August 2015 03:51 (ten years ago)

I remain fairly surprised that the dodgers didn't make any bullpen improvement moves at the deadline given that their bullpen is 21st in baseball (as of just before last night, entirely possible that it dropped based on the end result of last night)

slothroprhymes, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:09 (ten years ago)

they got jim johnson and avilan from the braves, it just turned out that jim johnson has a 29.9 era for his new team.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMszDO4WUAAMkRD.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:13 (nine years ago)

<3 <3 <3

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:15 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HuFjhel.gif

1994 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2015 02:22 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNRzuDRUcAAipos.jpg

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:55 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN2p702UYAAjpTH.jpg

Andy K, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 23:25 (nine years ago)

even if the Giants don't catch the Dodgers, i want the West winner to lose the homefield for a potential Mets NLDS matchup. So beat up on each other, pref with a tiebreaker play-in, guys.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 04:07 (nine years ago)

Peraza! Don't know that fella at all.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 04:39 (nine years ago)

rly don't see the giants doing that now that the dodgers got two of their only three hard series out of the way with wins in both, but your wish is entirely possible regardless I think

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 08:00 (nine years ago)

@flea333
Bumgarner sucks so hard. That's why greinke kicked his ass

Andy K, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 18:37 (nine years ago)

#truthbombs tbh

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:23 (nine years ago)

127...

Andy K, Thursday, 3 September 2015 04:38 (nine years ago)

yes CK, plz be arm-weary by the time you face the Mets in the LDS

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 September 2015 04:39 (nine years ago)

lol

CG, 6H, 1R, 1BB, 15K. have fun with that

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 3 September 2015 04:49 (nine years ago)

"he ain't God, man," as Rickey Henderson once said of Tom Seaver.

(in Kershaw's case, not in the last October or two)

Utley is starting to look a little like Walter Brennan.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 September 2015 04:51 (nine years ago)

utley is def cooked home run tonight or no home run, still am kinda mystified by that trade

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 3 September 2015 04:54 (nine years ago)

seager comin'

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:04 (nine years ago)

keri on the koufax perfect game, feat. some good interviews and archival footage http://grantland.com/the-triangle/mlb-sandy-koufax-don-hendley-perfect-game-50-year-anniversary-interview/

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:25 (nine years ago)

Corey Seager has hit .426/.526/.617 since being bumped to the majors, but his team is still leaning towards starting Jimmy Rollins over him once the veteran is healthy enough to return to the lineup.

Mattingly has hemmed and hawed, shifted and deflected. Now there are more we'll-sees than definitive statements either way. Possibly because he doesn't want it to be a distraction. Possibly because he can't respond with, "Jimmy Rollins is a decomposing mummy and Corey Seager is an erupting volcano of molten baseball talent. What do you think I'm going to do, jerk?"

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2015/9/16/9338071/dodgers-corey-seager-jimmy-rollins

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:36 (nine years ago)

lol fuckin mattingly

not that its any surprise these days

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:27 (nine years ago)

have slipped half-game behind Mets' record

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 September 2015 04:34 (nine years ago)

i always forget that bronson arroyo is:

1. still technically in the league
2. a dodger

anyway lol he got his yacht stolen http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/2015/10/06/personal-assistant-charged-with-stealing-mlb-pitcher-yacht/BILwRN7dYeXPG20WTAyPCI/story.html

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 14:38 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Mattingly's moving on.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/writer/jon-heyman/25349312/sources-mattingly-dodgers-part-ways

clemenza, Thursday, 22 October 2015 14:18 (nine years ago)

@JoeFrisaro
source: #Marlins definitely have interest in Don Mattingly. #Dodgers

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2015 14:21 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

http://remezcla.com/features/sports/los-angeles-doyers-chavez-ravine/

mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:45 (seven years ago)


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