2015 regular season chatter

well, someone had to start it.

opening day for 28 teams today!

season preview:

http://i.imgur.com/A7Xm3cDl.jpg

As said in the hot stove thread the espn Sunday night booth of schuelman kruk and schilling is heinous

Also what happened to schillings voice? It's way higher than it used to be. I know he's got health problems but I didn't even recognize him at first

everything down at office, workday over! home to watch for 6-10 hours i guess.

(Citi Field is open to watch Mets game in DC on the board, but of course the 7 train is down too)

damn you morbs. Im potentially stuck here at work until midnight because there is no god.

the first homer of the year belongs to JD martinez!

first parrot sighting of the season

agh, mlb.tv Red Sox stream is torture, hope it's just OPening Day congestion screwing with the bandwidth

Dan Uggla in lineup for favored world champs

Howie Rose on Mets radio really just said he's "a great clubhouse pr***nce"

Rain delay in Miami, caught with their roof open.

so far so good for wil myers in center field jk lol

jroll just bodied one

it was a great at bat

great game between sd and la.. more like this pls

uh did the ESPN cameras just cut to the duck dynasty people in the crowd for this giants-GRITbacks game

Sonny Gray: 6 IP, 0 H vs Rangers

seven

who made that error?

Tuned in just in time to jinx him.

what a jerk

Sorry Sonny!

As always, when I tune in after an ilb post the no hitter is broken.

he could still get a shutout CG, which'd be pretty cool

not worth the extra pitches! do u want him to break?

hasnt been too high leverage, but spring just ended so I dont know if I'd send him back

well, I see that they didn't leave him, which of course ultimately is for the best, and their closer preserved the shutout

uh, the 8pm cubs/cardinals game is already cancelled. the forecast for chicago hovers between 50 - 75% chance of rain for the evening. and i know that it's cold. but it's just kind of weird because they normally don't cancel games so far in advance, so you'd think there'd be a little more certainty in the forecast.

of course the comments sections are lighting up with people claiming it's because the cubs want to keep the clock ticking on Bryant, and/or they haven't made substantial progress in their pissing situation and wanted to avoid the embarrassment

It feels like 32 right now with 14 mph winds and it's not even raining yet, it's going to be pretty gross out there. But yeah I was surprised that the announcement came so early. I would be more inclined to attribute any malfeasance to the Wrigley situation than to the Bryant situation.

yeah, i mean this looks unpleasant but not cancel the game 6 hours ahead of time bad:

http://i.imgur.com/THDvXNt.png

oh well. i'm just whining because the cardinals were off yesterday, tonight is canceled, tomorrow could be canceled, and then they're off again on thursday.

MY WEEK IS RUINED

Yeah this was going to be the first game of the season I could actually watch on TV so I'm disappointed too.

speaking of, why tf isn't opening day (for everyone) a sunday

Latos not very sharp this evening.

94.50

fun stuff
http://www.draysbay.com/2015/4/7/8353281/the-night-is-dark-and-full-of-errors-mlb-teams-as-game-of-thrones?_ga=1.198184687.1320288900.1375202340

haha, i was reading that yesterday. it also does a nice job of jogging my game of thrones memory as the new season is about to start.

One for the statistical anomalies and feats thread, which I could not locate: 10 combined plate appearances, 10 combined times on base for DET's eight and nine hitters today.

i'm not sure we've mentioned that there are metal detectors this year at every park. Truly Amerikka's Game again.

(now J0rdan will never get to his seat til the 4th inning)

jeff franceour, 3-run homer hitter

i read 'francoeur, 3 home run hitter'

that's Adrian Gonzalez

billy hamilton has six stolen bases in 2.5 games

hah jeez anyone actually watching the indians game? im following on the gameday thing, astros have 9k's, 4bb's and nary another thing through 4 innings. MC trevor bauer on the micmound

astros fanned 37 times in their first 24 innings

another walk, 7 for the game

combined no-no thus far

oorrrrrrr not

thank God, combined no-hitters even worse than the other kind

@DCameronFG
Combined no-hitters are so awesome the Indians used their 3rd, 5th, and 6th best relievers to try and get one.

ryan howard has made two consecutive dumbass fielding errors

ryan howard will make 25 million dollars this year

ban ryan howard ban ruben amaro ban the phillies

hudson v zito 2day

and some games that mean something

Still odd to see single-digit jerseys on pitchers.

zito and hudson both pitched like shit lol

vogelsong was even worse

(not that it matters to SF, they're all getting ready for next year's WS run as per The Agreement)

showed up at SF-exile bar in Brooklyn in home 3rd, both out of the game

worst hype since Geraldo dug up Capone's vault

on jon singleton being wise, matt dominguez and robbie grossman being foolish, and bud norris still being an asshole:

http://blog.chron.com/ultimateastros/2015/09/28/contract-works-out-for-jon-singleton-rather-than-astros

if matt williams were managing the cubs, would he start lester over arrieta in the wild card game y/n

at this rate, it is entirely in play - though not necessarily likely - that not one but both of the long-presumed AL wildcard teams (yanks, 'stros) cough up their spots. 'stros technically just did, though that could easily change

tbf yankees would prob have to lose out incl. getting swept in the final series against the orioles for this to happen, but the red sox are beating them like a rented mule, and you'd think the orioles could similarly pour it on with a little luck

speaking of bud norris being an asshole

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQKiKuFUkAAGE22.jpg

Chris Rock's "good ol' white baseballn days" rant to thread

to whom is he referring? puig can't piss off any palefaces from the DL

you know what gets me into a ballpark is watching bud norris dazzle the crowd with a masterful display of respecting baseball

not sure how many more american dollars he's gonna make after the way he's respected the game this season

as many as a 30 year old with an ERA just below 7 and a fucking ERA+ of 58 who was worth -2 wins this season can expect, so, not many

i wonder if Zito will last 2 innings v Angels tonight

hey, the Padres hired Don Orsillo! I like it.

i heard that the padres knew he'd be available before orsillo himself did

today's State of the Race

http://www.si.com/mlb/2015/10/03/team-entropy-update-al-west-al-wild-card-final-weekend

Crazy Angels-Rangers game.

@JATayler
Loss Ohlendorf

The winning pitcher in that crazy 11-10 Rangers-Angels game was Jo-Jo Reyes, who once went three years without winning a game over a record tying 28 consecutive starts.

He threw one pitch in the game. It was the first pitch he'd thrown in MLB since 2011.

Finally learned how to win.

to whom is he referring? puig can't piss off any palefaces from the DL

― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, September 30, 2015 12:55 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

puigs back btw

christian yelich 8/8 so far today. record for most hits in a DH is 9, hasn't happened since lee thomas in 1961. have to go back to 1929 for the last time it's happened in the NL.

alas, he took a walk rather than attempt to tie the record. another day in the life of our humble, selfless hero.

@jazayerli

Games of import tomorrow:

KC @ MIN
TOR @ TB
HOU @ ARI
LAA @ TEX
NYY @ BAL
CHC @ MIL
CIN @ PIT

Gametime: 3 PM EDT for all games.

Not of import (except to Shelby Miller), but rainout forces STL @ ATL doubleheader starting at 1 p.m.

Jaffe:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQe3JmkWgAIRRku.png

The Rangers are burying the Angels in the 7th inning of their game, so it looks like Yankees will be on the road for the wild card game ... LOL.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQgOJ7pWEAAamzS.jpg

<3

Phillies vs Marlins ... the garbagiest of garbage game 162's ... and Ichiro came in to pitch just for the hell of it, in what might be the final game of his career.

haha xpost

did better than buehrle

and the Mets got their 90th win! big momentum for Friday

Colorado vs SF ... Bochy is managing like it's the ASG ... trying to get his entire bullpen into the game.

@JATayler
Ichiro's fastball hit 87 mph, which is faster than the average fastball of R.A. Dickey, Mark Buehrle and Dan Haren.

The Rangers are burying the Angels in the 7th inning of their game, so it looks like Yankees will be on the road for the wild card game ...

I got confused there, the Astros are also losing, and with the Angels losing, would be the second wild card and finish one game behind the Yankees. Which means the Yankees get to face Keuchel in NY rather than the invincible Keuchel in Houston.

Ya - I would think that would be the case.

Yanks have bases loaded, down 7-3

"These guys battled all year long."

Dan Jennings will not be returning as Marlins manager

is baseball on a particularly good run lately? or is it always this good?

i dunno, it's all anecdotal and my memory is selective, but shit like The Seventh Inning and the royals overcoming 95%-plus loss probability in elimination games twice in two years and bumgarner last year and the last day of the 2011 season and the cards-rangers series that year, trout and harper and all of this year's rookies, etc. etc.

i guess the giants sweeping the tigers wasn't that interesting and the decade of yankees-red sox sure had its moments, but it just seems *crazy* recently

I can't chalk The Seventh Inning up to anything but random chaos. I mean, it was a "classic" only in entertainment and surprise; not for streamlined aesthetic beauty.

the fact that we were one game away from having four teams that had 74 or less wins in 2013 in the CSes is pretty remarkable

and even then, now it just means we have 4 teams that were sub-.500 in 2012

i'd agree that this was a pretty damn good regular season overall and most of them have been exciting this decade, although in some cases second halves have been considerably more interesting than firsts (2014) and vice versa (2011). this season didn't have that many dog days at all, imo

we also had the triple crown vs trout debate and an uncountable amount of no-hitters. seriously, the yankees not being the perrenial dominant team is one of the big reasons I became a baseball fan now and not then.

also bat flips became a thing, no?

i'd kind of wandered away from baseball for awhile in favor of the nfl (as a cubs fan, i think this started with the '03 meltdown and subsequent dusty baking of that team.) but i don't watch the nfl anymore because the culture around it is so gross and i can't look past the CTE stuff anymore, and there are so many great young players (half a dozen on the cubs alone!) that i came back in a big way towards the end of last season.

it's a great time to be a baseball fan, that's for sure.