So if they play .500 here on out, they win 85. (same as the Mets)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 16:06 (ten years ago)
what a weird bunch of villains
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 April 2015 14:55 (ten years ago)
Gordon just jumped into the stands, caught a foul ball, flattened a White Sox fan in the process.
― Andy K, Sunday, 26 April 2015 20:45 (ten years ago)
Kahrl:
It's worth noting that while Ventura is on that leader board, he's also responsible for half of the Royals' six total hit batters, while the league has pegged 20 of K.C.'s men. That's a total that ties the Texas Rangers for total guys pelted at the plate and net hit batsmen suffered versus inflicted. At minus-14, the Royals have been on the receiving end of this kind of thing far more often than they've dished it out.
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/57551/after-another-hbp-are-royals-really-the-bad-guys
― Andy K, Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)
@jazayerliThe Royals had the best bullpen ERA (min: 60 IP) in April (1.02) in major league history, breaking the record set by the 1992 Astros (1.12).
― Andy K, Friday, 1 May 2015 14:57 (ten years ago)
@JeffPassanApril for top six hitters in KC lineup Thursday:.303/.425/.500.356/.420/.522.329/.404/.476.310/.404/.488.315/.364/.489.326/.337/.488
♪ when regression bites hard ♫
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 May 2015 15:01 (ten years ago)
it's kluberin time
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:45 (ten years ago)
Edinson Walquez
― Andy K, Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:31 (ten years ago)
Cain swiping at Kinsler as he slides into second on a DP -- late bloomer still learning how to play the game, folks!
― Andy K, Monday, 11 May 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)
Romine, not Kinsler
― Andy K, Monday, 11 May 2015 03:05 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEsVBsDUMAELtK4.jpg
― Andy K, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:00 (ten years ago)
rip jeremy guthrie
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)
worst start of all time?
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/58614/did-jeremy-guthrie-have-the-worst-start-of-all-time
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)
ok, i like the royals just fine and the all-star game doesn't mean all that much anyway but it is kiiiind of ridiculous that royals are #1 or top 3 in voting for all AL positions
like not just perez and cain...we're talkin almost 1.5 million people thus far w/ a month left of voting who want to see omar infante start at 2nd
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:54 (ten years ago)
some of the truly wtf ones lol:
3RD BASE
1. Mike Moustakas, Royals: 2,385,0242. Josh Donaldson, Blue Jays: 1,496,065
OUTFIELD1. Lorenzo Cain, Royals: 2,506,8592. Mike Trout, Angels: 2,371,4353. Alex Gordon, Royals: 1,917,8344. Adam Jones, Orioles: 1,514,8365. Alex Rios, Royals: 1,249,073
DESIGNATED HITTER1. Nelson Cruz, Mariners: 2,108,5842. Kendrys Morales, Royals: 1,827,7303. Alex Rodriguez, Yankees: 563,2884. David Ortiz, Red Sox: 507,7125. Victor Martinez, Tigers: 391,538
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)
@McCulloughStarWhen Ned Yost played in the minors, he taped pictures of Dusty Rhodes to his locker. He spent part of yesterday watching old Dusty videos.
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
yordano ventura optioned
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:27 (ten years ago)
wau
what a plunge
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)
back up
because jason vargas has a torn ucl
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:38 (ten years ago)
Amazing play.
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/70087564/v305485383
― clemenza, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 04:02 (ten years ago)
ghost of jose molina running there
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 04:04 (ten years ago)
Michaelangelo: Done--what do you think?mookieproof (points at ceiling): You missed a spot.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 04:10 (ten years ago)
otm
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 04:15 (ten years ago)
The Royals are obsessed with 'Trap Queen' and it's driving beat writers crazy
<3
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)
"ned yosts career winning percentage is still only slightly better than 17/38"
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:52 (ten years ago)
@McCulloughStarRusty Kuntz plans to ask Ben Zobrist for a leaf-blower as payment for giving up No. 18. "It's a two-month rental. You can't ask for a car."
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:45 (ten years ago)
Seeing David Price's niece in a Blue Jay cap of course made me rethink everything, and now I'm 100% in favour of the trade.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/626819056587382784/8tIjJFCY.jpg
A few hours' perspective, and 1) I've probably gone from paying no attention to minor-league prospects to overrating their value/chances, and 2) as Wilner says (I do like him), it's done, forget about the forest, enjoy the trees for the next two months.
Bautista supposedly would not comment on the Price trade today because he was upset that his comments about the Tulowitzki trade were taken out of context.
― clemenza, Friday, 31 July 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)
Oops--not even sure why I was checking this thread.
― clemenza, Friday, 31 July 2015 03:03 (ten years ago)
https://vine.co/v/epul0AZZlPI
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)
with two more wins, they'll reach their PECOTA projection for the year (72), and they have 46 games left
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 16 August 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)
Who's your AL MVP?
@keithlaw Still Donaldson what about Kendrys? Without him Royals probably aren't in first place right now.
@keithlaw They're 11 games up. You could have replaced him with a slime mold and they'd still be in first place.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:37 (nine years ago)
slime mold now a dark horse candidate for mvp
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:40 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CPtpveXVAAAtZuu.mp4
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 01:54 (nine years ago)
Ehhh, Cueto's pre-celebration wind-up:
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 13:00 (nine years ago)
'a bear suit. i'm wearing a bear suit, joel.'
https://amp.twimg.com/v/738064a5-29c1-4662-b65f-51d1801705dc
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:57 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWsu9PdUcAEZwd5?format=png&name=large
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:15 (five years ago)