America has spoken and Alcides Escobar is the best shortstop in the AL: Your 2015 All-Star game/weekend/associated monkeyshines thread

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AMERICAN LEAGUE
C: Salvador Perez, Royals
1B: Miguel Cabrera, Tigers
2B: Jose Altuve, Astros
3B: Josh Donaldson, Blue Jays
SS: Alcides Escobar, Royals
OF: Mike Trout, Angels
OF: Lorenzo Cain, Royals
OF: Alex Gordon, Royals
DH: Nelson Cruz, Mariners

NATIONAL LEAGUE
C: Buster Posey, Giants
1B: Paul Goldschmidt, D-backs
2B: Dee Gordon, Marlins
3B: Todd Frazier, Reds
SS: Jhonny Peralta, Cardinals
OF: Bryce Harper, Nationals
OF: Matt Holliday, Cardinals
OF: Giancarlo Stanton, Marlins

When will they kill this stupid voting thing?

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

several of these players are on the DL, too

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)

who cares? it's a stupid game, let the stupid fans vote.

the WS homefield determination is an abomination though.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)

Most of those are perfectly good choices.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 6 July 2015 15:03 (ten years ago)

matt holliday above joc pederson and mccutchen (and many others) was pretty bad

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 July 2015 15:04 (ten years ago)

i'm fine on withholding this perk from Pederson no matter how good the first half of his rookie season is. hopefully McCutchen will get to start.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 July 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)

They've been having Pederson hit down in the lineup sometimes, which is more of an RBI position. I mean, it's great that he has a lot of walks when he's hitting first or second in the lineup, but not so much if he's hitting sixth or seventh. (He has two stolen bases, by the way.) I'm not sure that his ability to draw walks is sustainable as pitchers consider how to pitch him either. He's batting .234.

timellison, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)

his wRC+ is 146

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 July 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

matt holliday above joc pederson and mccutchen (and many others) was pretty bad

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, July 6, 2015 11:04 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lagares too (or is he on the mets injury roll rn)

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

*too, in particular

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:59 (ten years ago)

there is debate on whether he needs TJ surgery, bleeve it or not

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

gahdamnit! i hadn't heard about that.

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:03 (ten years ago)

kinda think both shortstop picks are kinda undeserving, but hope that at least they rectify that by picking xander bogaerts as a reserve. better than escobar in slash line, WAR and fielding percentage, worse but by fairly negligible amounts in dWAR, DRS

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:09 (ten years ago)

Most of those are perfectly good choices.

Most sure, but I see 4 pretty questionable ones

- Perez over Vogt, Martin
- Escobar over... shit, I don't know, AL SS suck... Reyes, Bogaerts, maybe even Miller
- Gordon/Cain over Bautista, Martinez, Gardner, Springer, Brantley, etc.
- Holliday over Cutch, Braun, Pollock, Pederson, etc.

who cares? it's a stupid game, let the stupid fans vote.

sure the game's stupid, but the "X-time all-star" is brought up so often that it's lame to see guys who should probably be there (and may never even get another chance) get shafted because apparently KC is 4chan or something.

(xxp)

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

his wRC+ is 146

I think he had a good first half. That's a stat that I think reflects his 56 walks, though. The two issues I expressed with regard to his walks are not wiped away by that stat, I don't think.

timellison, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:35 (ten years ago)

AL SS kinda underwhelming, i voted Iglesias xxp

the "X-time all-star" is brought up so often

mute mute mute. 10 minutes of Harold Reynolds this weekend reaffirmed that.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:36 (ten years ago)

not really sure NL shortstops are particularly hot either, i voted tulo i think

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

as much as it doesn't matter, it matters. i'm not just talking about announcers, i am also talking about the stuff teams put in their promotional material to sell tickets. a casual fan understands "5-time all-star" more than "a 5-year triple-slash line of .335/.418/.586."

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:46 (ten years ago)

yeah so let em think what they want to, like 'cycles' are important.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

not really sure NL shortstops are particularly hot either, i voted tulo i think

brandon crawford had a very good first half

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2015 20:23 (ten years ago)

NL reserve contingent is p solid, cutch to start

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:09 (ten years ago)

brandon crawford had a very good first half

Waht, 12 dingers already.

:wq (Leee), Monday, 6 July 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)

b-ref has him fourth in NL position-player WAR (behind harper, goldy and posey)

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:41 (ten years ago)

BROCK HOLT, all-star

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:49 (ten years ago)

ugh

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)

xander is way more deserving, but a dipshit like ned yost is obviously gonna jack off to the utility player pedigree

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:51 (ten years ago)

u can still vote for xander

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:52 (ten years ago)

i'm just guessing deGrom is the only Met

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 July 2015 23:52 (ten years ago)

Stephen Vogt
‏@SVogt1229
So honored and excited to be named an MLB all star. This is a day I could have never dreamed of. Thanks to all who have believed in me!

<3

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:57 (ten years ago)

familia made the NL final vote ballot (as did xander for the AL) which I guess you vote on through twitter xp

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:58 (ten years ago)

yadi didn't deserve it tbh

aj burnett's first all-star game!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 00:13 (ten years ago)

bummed about the lack of infante

qualx, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 05:50 (ten years ago)

Kershaw being in the 'last vote' is insulting

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 10:52 (ten years ago)

Both Kluber and Kershaw have roughly the same peripherals as last year, and both might miss the ASG!

I have no clue why each team needs to have five relievers, yeah, relievers are people too and want to be All Stars but these are the picks that look dumb in five years time when nobody will remember who they are.

There are always a few players who get injured or held back by their teams because they pitched on the weekend before the ASG, so I'm sure Kershaw will find a way in somehow.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)

Bryant added; no A-Rod

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

cueto, moustakas leading final vote thing

kershaw 4th in the NL

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)

well he's been so horrible this year

ASG is best ignored, just root for yr least fave players' injuries if you must.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJfNlffUMAEq_Fm.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 July 2015 17:07 (ten years ago)

the logo for CougarLife resembles, if you squint, a horrified person with tears running down both cheeks

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)

obv that nude batting-stance photo in the Body Issue helped

p sure the gay bear vote would go similarly

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dmYsUGB.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 17:55 (ten years ago)

"Cubworthy"?! this may be the creepiest thing ever.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:29 (ten years ago)

my brain wasn't parsing it at all. it refused. it was like "but he doesn't play for chicago."

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)

brett gardner to replace alex gordon

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:43 (ten years ago)

no kershaw.. f this s

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 10 July 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)

if it helps any carlos martinez is the most fun cardinal player since...i can't actually think of another one

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 July 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)

Since Scott Rolen!

:wq (Leee), Friday, 10 July 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)

so everyone's an official 'all-star' right? the guys who were voted in but are hurt, the guys replacing them, the guys who are pitching sunday and therefore ineligible, etc. etc. makes at least 80 of them i guess

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 July 2015 21:41 (ten years ago)

no kershaw.. f this s
--panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries)

otm

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 July 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)

‏@AdamRubinESPN
Am told by MLB that Clayton Kershaw was Bruce Bochy's pick, not off a player voting list.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

Dee Gordon sitting, dislocated thumb

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 11:53 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ0AGciWIAAkMfo.jpg

Andy K, Monday, 13 July 2015 17:58 (ten years ago)

why is aj burnett hanging out with the quiet kid from the krispy kreme rap videos

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 13 July 2015 18:06 (ten years ago)

Keuchel starts for AL

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)

Matt Sussman, BP:
"Hector Santiago is the first Hector ever to make an All-Star game, and perhaps the first time you realized Hector Santiago was on the Angels."

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 18:35 (ten years ago)

and it's Greinke for the NL

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 20:40 (ten years ago)

are we grooving pitches to anyone in particular this year?

mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2015 21:27 (ten years ago)

pujols maybe - you'd think it's gotta be an old

slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 July 2015 21:31 (ten years ago)

maybe stinky pete will pinch hit

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 21:32 (ten years ago)

it took a full 19 minutes for berman to say backackackackackack I admire his restraint

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 00:19 (ten years ago)

Fuck Machado has a punchable face.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 01:00 (ten years ago)

I like the new format.

dart scar rashes (WilliamC), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 01:02 (ten years ago)

wow that could not have gone any better for mlb.

i was skeptical but the clock plus the head to head is pretty fun.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)

yeah it was def more entertaining this way

~jersey stand up~

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)

whatd i miss, besides batting practice?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 03:23 (ten years ago)

i was working quiz at the pub & between rounds i was sidled up @ the bar yelling and cheering which i have never done during the old boring home run derbies, this was fun as hell

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 05:15 (ten years ago)

DJ LeMahieu at 2b, batting ninth

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)

im shocked this worked out actually.. especially when they were changing the rules hours before the event because they were worried about rain

also glad my boy joc showed up.., the dodgers hr derby record before him was set at 5 by hee seop muthafuckin choi

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)

so is Bonds going to be there as part of the Giants' living Fantastic 4 or whatever it's called? Reds crowd booing him & cheering Rose wd be a larf.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:28 (ten years ago)

anyone have a feed that doesnt poop out after 5 mins like firstrow?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:24 (ten years ago)

how the fresh hell is verducci in this booth

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:37 (ten years ago)

p cool for trout to do that

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:44 (ten years ago)

and no idea xp but he restrains some of reynolds's dipshittery

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:44 (ten years ago)

posey's gold plated mask is corny as fuck

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:17 (ten years ago)

deGrom = STUD

even tho his victims don't rank with Carl Hubbell's

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:22 (ten years ago)

the announcers even described him as a stud iirc

he's crazy good

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:26 (ten years ago)

watching chapman never gets old

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:30 (ten years ago)

103 mph, it's just not fair

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:33 (ten years ago)

sounds like a fast gun

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:35 (ten years ago)

oh stop it

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:37 (ten years ago)

was it on fox? they always have a fast gun

qualx, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:45 (ten years ago)

with so many people watching though (and paying money for it in many cases), a fast gun really stands out

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:46 (ten years ago)

i mean i used to be really indignant about it cause i assumed they were juicing the mph to make baseball sexier or w/e, but they've been upfront about it in broadcasts before

qualx, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:47 (ten years ago)

variable larfs

http://www.royalsreview.com/2015/7/15/8966585/every-teams-real-franchise-four

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 July 2015 12:38 (ten years ago)


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