Got the Sale and Arrieta games on the splitscreen
A's lookin p pisspoor, couldn't even get Jimmy Rollins out
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 02:46 (nine years ago)
Wieters' authoritative gwerbie single up the middle like a dispatch from the alternate history in which he developed into the star he was meant to be
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 03:03 (nine years ago)
Greinke, 7 earned runs in 4 innings.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 03:12 (nine years ago)
And now Alice Cooper is in the booth. RIP.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 03:18 (nine years ago)
grienke got LIT UP. 3 HRs
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 04:59 (nine years ago)
here's chatter:
34 and 32 degrees F for Yankee, Cleveland openers28 tonight in Pittsburgh
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)
yankees playing under protest because of some presumed out of the line baserunning
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)
on Carrea?
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)
(i'm trying to divine what was going on from a yahoo boxscore that seemed to be altering itself)
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)
ditto shelby miller
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 02:57 (nine years ago)
am i the only one pulling for a collapse of the Angels so they can pull the plug on Scioscia once and for all?
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:02 (nine years ago)
going to the Angels game on Saturday night, my location.
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:06 (nine years ago)
but yeah, they look like little league's tonight.
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:08 (nine years ago)
3 hr in 3 games for Cano.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)
will the san diego padres score this year y/n
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)
poor man's trevor story
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)
welp now cano has four as well
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
jose fernandez has nine strikeouts through four (63 pitches)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
Four of his earned runs knocked in by Saltalamacchia, who is being paid almost eight million by the Marlins this year.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)
First home loss for Fernandez.
― Andy K, Thursday, 7 April 2016 00:21 (nine years ago)
padres now being outscored 22-0 this season
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 April 2016 01:45 (nine years ago)
@MikePodhorzerFun with small sample sizes: Trevor Story has 4 hits, 4 home runs, and a .000 BABIP. [insert clever Story pun here].
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:45 (nine years ago)
red sox rainout in clevo has robbed us of an all-knuckleball confrontation between r.a. dickey and steven wright on saturday
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
@Ken_Rosenthal Source confirms Loney to #Padres on minor-league deal, as reported by @JonHeyman. Likely to spend couple of weeks in minors.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)
dude is a couple months away from an mlb pension. god speed.
should also note the guy who drafted him (logan whitew) is high up in the padres org.
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 8 April 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
just heard the first HE GONE of the year
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
can't wait to have him gone, they already chose his replacement, one season left.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 8 April 2016 21:16 (nine years ago)
http://dealbreaker.com/uploads/2012/11/drudge-siren.gif THE SAN DIEGO PADRES HAVE SCORED http://dealbreaker.com/uploads/2012/11/drudge-siren.gif
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 April 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
six times, even
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 April 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)
chris archer getting pummeled
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:47 (nine years ago)
Story, again.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)
It doesn't matter what he does for the rest of the season - he is hands down the greatest last-round fantasy flier I have ever taken.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 10 April 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)
trade him!!
― qualx, Sunday, 10 April 2016 23:00 (nine years ago)
Felix pitches 7 shutout innings with 10 Ks, no-decision. Currently at 0-1 w/0.69 ERA, M's appear to be returning to form.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 10 April 2016 23:00 (nine years ago)
What's up with the way base runners are symbolized on ESPN's home page these days, it's weird
http://i.imgur.com/XQbTaoU.png
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 11 April 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)
if they get enough upvotes they advance
― qualx, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)
could not find a A's thread, hope this works:http://twitter.com/RealJoshReddick/status/719321634197217280/photo/1
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 07:12 (nine years ago)
damn"Yes, the A’s flew from Seattle to Oakland on a plane the Giants are chartering this season.No, the A’s players weren’t upset, embarrassed or complaining, according to right fielder Josh Reddick.Reddick tweeted a picture of the plane, with a Giants logo, and heard back from not-too-thrilled A’s fans. It’s believed a few folks in the front office weren’t pleased, either."
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 07:13 (nine years ago)
This whole "Papa Slam" thing is pretty gross.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)
I wouldn't care except MLB is using the phrase very actively across its site and social media.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
somehow i've missed it. what is a papa slam?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)
oh, papa john's
better ingredients. better pizza. papa slam!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)
you guys see the rockies hit 4 little caesars triples yesterday
― qualx, Thursday, 14 April 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)
That's real driving excitement
― Karl Malone, Friday, 15 April 2016 00:26 (nine years ago)
ian kennedy is good now?
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 April 2016 01:47 (nine years ago)
ryan howard has tied joe dimaggio with 361 career homers
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 April 2016 02:26 (nine years ago)
madbum/kershaw is the mlbtv free game tonight btw
giants defense falling apart in the 4th
― k3vin k., Saturday, 16 April 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)
madbum getting shelled too
Did Scully just say that Panik was trying to not break down and cry?!
― Andy K, Saturday, 16 April 2016 03:23 (nine years ago)
dave roberts just referred to a first pitch lead off homerum as a "ricky rally" - never heard that before lol
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 16 April 2016 05:10 (nine years ago)
most productive hitter, last 30 days
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
jose aut-on-the-basepaths
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 00:34 (nine years ago)
not my best nickname but man does this guy love making outs
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 00:35 (nine years ago)
i . . . can't tell who you're talking about
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 September 2016 00:48 (nine years ago)
Jose Autusta?
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 01:08 (nine years ago)
time to find another easily replaceable backup catcher. what an asshole.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/steve-clevenger-mariners-suspended-keith-scott-tweets
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
lol i was talking about altuve
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)
the gray road dback unis are an atrocity
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)
have they ever had a decent jersey
― qualx, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:13 (nine years ago)
jon gray with 6 Ks in 2 innings and a walk to ROSS STRIPLING
― qualx, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:44 (nine years ago)
60 pitches wth dude
yo, kiermaier just threw a bullet strike to home from 355 feet away at the wall in left center. he didn't get mookie betts at the plate but holy shit
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Saturday, 24 September 2016 22:31 (nine years ago)
that was amazing
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)
Now this makes me nostalgic: today's the first time the Yankees have been shut out three games in a row since 1975, which included Bill Lee beating Catfish Hunter 1-0 (both threw complete games).
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA197507271.shtml
(Bernie Carbo leading off?)
― clemenza, Saturday, 24 September 2016 22:49 (nine years ago)
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v1185416583/bostb-betts-scores-from-first-on-holts-double
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)
Omg rip Jose Fernandez what a tragedy
― Spottie, Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)
cubs 100-56twins 56-100
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
i hereby rename the cubs "evil twins"
― a simba man (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)
players with at least 20 HR this year: 107
last year: 64
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (nine years ago)
that's insane. i hate juiced balls.
― Bee OK, Thursday, 29 September 2016 00:59 (nine years ago)
lol, i guess you can take that a bunch of different ways.
TOR (+1): 5 (2 vs. BAL, 3 at BOS)BAL (-): 5 (2 at TOR, 3 at NYY)
DET (1.0): 5 (2 vs. CLE, 3 at ATL)SEA (2.0): 5 (1 at HOU, 4 at OAK)HOU (3.5): 4 (1 vs. SEA, 3 at LAA)NYY (4.0): 5 (2 vs. BOS, 3 vs. BAL)
― Andy K, Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:13 (nine years ago)
Looks like Britton could have his perfect season.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:38 (nine years ago)
@Ken_RosenthalOn #MNTwins' pending hiring of Falvey - and what it says about baseball's front-office hiring practices. Column:
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/minnesota-twins-derek-falvey-baseball-hiring-practices-092816
@keithlaw Spot on. If owners are simply hiring this archetype, minorities have no shot, and a lot of good baseball people are screwed.
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtjZLpmWgAANvXw.jpg
30+ homers, < 0.5 WAR
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)
i'm still amazed by that bichette season. i don't know if it's the worst on there, but he hit .298 w/34 HR and 133 RBI, scored 107 runs, slugged .541, and his WAR was still -2.3
― nomar, Thursday, 29 September 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)
pirates/cubs officially ends in a tie
― qualx, Friday, 30 September 2016 01:54 (nine years ago)
Weird ending(?) in St. Louis.
― Andy K, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:33 (nine years ago)
"Oops, forgot to protest the ground rule double"
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:37 (nine years ago)
that was crazy
― Bee OK, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:43 (nine years ago)
goddamn Brandon McCarthy
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:31 (nine years ago)
who are these refugees from Albuquerque in Dodger blue?
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:40 (nine years ago)
(oklahoma city)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:41 (nine years ago)
i figured it was somewhere else by now
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:43 (nine years ago)
quoth the Ravin, nevermore
ok, LET'S GO UTLEY
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:46 (nine years ago)
they're all buying their minor league teams now, so expect less movement
that doesn't mean they can afford to pay the players, of course
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:49 (nine years ago)
xp gross
i don't understand rooting against SF when the alternative is STL, the only team that is worse
― qualx, Saturday, 1 October 2016 05:39 (nine years ago)
Mets fan wd rather face Carlos Martinez than Bumgarner
but if SF, at least in Queens
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 05:53 (nine years ago)
for Bee and others
http://www.espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/74274/how-to-spend-the-perfect-saturday-of-wild-card-baseball
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:11 (nine years ago)
really can't hear broadcasters use "great" to describe Ryan Howard enough
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)
i have Detroit and Toronto games on in my two panels
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:27 (nine years ago)
edrod trade continuing to haunt the o's
― qualx, Sunday, 2 October 2016 01:29 (nine years ago)
http://www.espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/74336/how-to-spend-the-perfect-sunday-watching-playoff-baseball
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 October 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)
i'm not sure there's been a team as good by record and as thoroughly boring to watch - barring wild bumgarner performances - as this decade's giants
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 2 October 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)
i understand doing all the 162s at once but man it's difficult to keep up with
― qualx, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)
@dschoenfieldLeMahieu does follow in a long list of batters who didn't have the guts of Ted Williams. Bill Madlock was the king of sitting on a title.
#dogavi
― Andy K, Monday, 3 October 2016 02:21 (nine years ago)
Enberg overshadowed, eh
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/204598956/dick-enberg-says-farewell-after-last-broadcast/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
i don't really do podcasts, but jonah keri hosting len kasper and jason benetti is pretty damn good: http://nerdist.com/the-jonah-keri-podcast-61-live-from-chicago-len-kasper-and-jason-benetti/
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:48 (nine years ago)