They...
DO NOT come to play every day.
DO NOT "prepare."
DO NOT bring their proverbial lunch pail/Coleman/etc.
DO NOT want to win.
DO NOT battle.
DO NOT grind.
Selfishly hit doubles, triples, and home runs instead of sac bunts.
KILL rallies by hitting home runs.
CLOG the basepaths by walking and singling.
DO NOT MIND attention at times.
ARE NOT always happy to talk to reporters or kiss babies.
ARE NOT willing to crash into the Wrigley wall to catch a fly when their team is up 12 runs in the seventh inning.
Weigh over 165 pounds.
Are taller than 5'10."
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)
Albert Belle
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)