daniel bard has had enough
Bard would appear in just 13 innings over that four-year span, allowing 35 earned runs while walking 46 and hitting 16 batters. Yet he continued to motor on, trying anything and everything to get back to the big leagues.
https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2018/1/4/16797700/daniel-bard-retirement
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 January 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)
I remember seeing him at NYY in a late sept/early october game when we first came up and the air went out of the stadium when his name was announced.
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 January 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)
rolling unretirees
Good to be back in the cage again. The comeback is real. pic.twitter.com/uA8FMjyTjv— Rafael Palmeiro (@Rafael_Palmeiro) January 5, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 January 2018 22:45 (seven years ago)
former pirate great justin morneau
https://www.twincities.com/2018/01/08/report-justin-morneau-set-to-retire-rejoin-twins-as-special-assistant
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)
minnesota native and 12-year twin glen perkins
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)
mark appel, the top pick in the 2013 draft
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2757009-why-mark-appel-perhaps-the-biggest-bust-in-mlb-history-is-retiring-at-26
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:04 (seven years ago)
backup catcher eric fryer
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)
xp long way down from the #1 pick
He's excited to play Settlers of Catan or one of his 30 other board games with John, with whom he shares a one-floor home
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 February 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)
Ex-A’s ace Jarrod Parker tells the @sfchronicle he is officially retiring; a look at his life after promising career derailed by injuries: https://t.co/SFb6gVc6K7 via @sfchronicle— Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) February 13, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)
2009 AL ROY Andrew Bailey
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)
former mets great mike pelfrey
12 seasons, 68-103, 4.68 ERA, 1.510 WHIP, 4.8 bWAR, $41m in salary
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)
nice work if you can get it
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)
about all you can say is that he didn't give up many homers
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)
stephen drew
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)
wes wilson, a backup catcher who hit .207/.260/.259 in 226 games over seven seasons in the yankee system
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)
hadn’t really thought about it, but i guess matt holliday is probably done. good career; too bad he pulled a mantle and slipped under .300
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 April 2018 15:01 (seven years ago)
batting average, feh
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 8 April 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)
Aaron Laffey retired after Wednesday night's game. He had an 18.00 ERA in three starts with the 51s.— Betsy Helfand (@betsyhelfand) June 7, 2018
MLB career K/9: 4.5
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:22 (seven years ago)
1,262,200 in career earnings if fangraphs is right
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:24 (seven years ago)
After suffering two concussions in the last eight months while playing in the Detroit Tigers organization, Blaise Salter has voluntarily retired from professional baseball because he fears the long-term risks that could come from brain injuries.He’s afraid of ending up like his grandfather, Tigers great Bill Freehan, who has Alzheimer’s disease. Salter's only 24 years old. While this close, loving family is fiercely private and sensitive about Freehan’s condition, Salter acknowledges his grandfather’s condition played a direct role in his decision.“We are so close,” Salter said. “Seeing him the way his health has been, it’s definitely been an eye opener for me. I saw it firsthand how concussions have affected his life. Obviously, he had way more than I did, with the lack of equipment back in the day. To see that, I really thought about my life. I wanted to do anything I could, to prevent that from happening.”There is evidence linking brain injuries to a higher risk of developing brain conditions like Alzheimer’s disease, according to the Alzheimer’s Association.It is not clear how many concussions Freehan suffered during his 15-year Tigers' career, but his family suspects concussions played a role in his condition.And it was enough for Salter to walk away from baseball.
He’s afraid of ending up like his grandfather, Tigers great Bill Freehan, who has Alzheimer’s disease. Salter's only 24 years old.
While this close, loving family is fiercely private and sensitive about Freehan’s condition, Salter acknowledges his grandfather’s condition played a direct role in his decision.
“We are so close,” Salter said. “Seeing him the way his health has been, it’s definitely been an eye opener for me. I saw it firsthand how concussions have affected his life. Obviously, he had way more than I did, with the lack of equipment back in the day. To see that, I really thought about my life. I wanted to do anything I could, to prevent that from happening.”
There is evidence linking brain injuries to a higher risk of developing brain conditions like Alzheimer’s disease, according to the Alzheimer’s Association.
It is not clear how many concussions Freehan suffered during his 15-year Tigers' career, but his family suspects concussions played a role in his condition.
And it was enough for Salter to walk away from baseball.
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/jeff-seidel/2018/06/07/detroit-tigers-bill-freehan-alzheimers-blaise-salter/682734002/
― Andy K, Friday, 8 June 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Jayson-Werth-hairy-bobblehead.jpg
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23927548/jayson-werth-says-done-playing-pro-baseball
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 20:28 (seven years ago)
presumably Chase Utley
https://sports.yahoo.com/chase-utley-hold-press-conference-171946434.html
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 July 2018 17:53 (seven years ago)
the first overall pick in the 2006 draft, luke hochevar
not a great career, but at least better than mark appel's
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)
i don't know much about him, but why did the royals push him through their minor league system so quickly despite him never putting up good numbers?
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)
there was some weird shit surrounding his drafting -- dodgers took him in the first round in '05, he agreed to sign then changed his mind, then played indy ball in early '06. he didn't sign with the royals until he was almost 23. high-end college pitchers are *supposed* to move quickly, and he made his big league debut a week short of turning 24, but . . . yeah i dunno. probably some combination of the royals being terrible at player development + the fact that hochevar insisted on an MLB contract and was therefore already on the 40-man roster
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)
sometimes when a guy like that retires i like to see how much money he raked in for his career.
answer: just shy of 25 million
― omar little, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24380190/brandon-mccarthy-atlanta-braves-retire-end-season
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)
ryan howard
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:56 (seven years ago)
Had no idea he wasn't already retired.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 09:32 (seven years ago)
maybe he was hoping to pull a matt holliday but no one called
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:11 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm_RhIrU4AAMM3k.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)
They said it could never be done
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:22 (seven years ago)
a 6.66 K/9 would have been the icing on the cake but I shouldn’t quibble
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)
david wright, after one final home series
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:02 (seven years ago)
Online prices for his presumed last start on 9/29 have skyrocketed in the last few minutes. (I already am going to the NY Film Festival that night.)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)
actually, not technically retiring but being medically sidelined a la prince fielder
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:24 (seven years ago)
Gulp.
https://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2018/09/victor_martinez_retirement_1.html
― Andy K, Sunday, 23 September 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)
reliever brad ziegler
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)
a little surprising as he was still doing alright and getting saves this year.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 October 2018 23:26 (seven years ago)
Ike Davis has retired https://t.co/ciETMhLWTd— HardballTalk (@HardballTalk) November 6, 2018
noted former pirate
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)
Joe Mauer
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/25228494/joe-mauer-retire-15-seasons-minnesota-twins
― omar little, Saturday, 10 November 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)
Utley.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 November 2018 04:56 (seven years ago)
At one point I would have thought both those guys were headed for the hall.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 November 2018 06:12 (seven years ago)
they still might be
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 November 2018 06:23 (seven years ago)
It's really too bad that the Twins never won anything with Mauer, they had some good teams but seemed to choke against the Yankees every year. Even with all his injuries he had a hell of a career.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 November 2018 08:32 (seven years ago)
our beloved adrian beltre
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)
:( :( :(
― na (NA), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)
nooooooo
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:44 (seven years ago)
bartolo : is now the last active* player who played in the majors in the 20th century
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)
huh.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)
I didn't know he played last year, I thought he was done after finished with the Giants. Pretty good career.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 28 November 2024 09:24 (one year ago)
mike moustakas: 13 seasons, .247/.307/.431 (97 OPS+), 215 homers, 13.0 bWAR, three all-star selections, two pennants, one world series title.
among the first-round picks in the 2007 draft (he went second) he ranks eighth in bWAR behind josh donaldson, jason heyward, david price, mad bumgarner, todd frazier, rick porcello and matt wieters.
on march 31 he'll be signing a one-day contract to retire with the royals. which i always find weird, but i guess it's nice.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 March 2025 21:30 (nine months ago)
Lance Lynn
― triste et cassé (gyac), Tuesday, 1 April 2025 15:41 (eight months ago)
wow, didn't expect that! he put together a really good career. in his earlier years he always seemed to be overperforming, like how long could he last just throwing fastball after faster. turns out, a long time, and a 3.80-ish ERA and 3.80-ish FIP for his career. he was a reliable workhorse and from the glimpses i could get of his personality, he seems like a classic big goofball jock who would stuff you in a locker and eat 4 pizzas for dinner
― z_tbd, Tuesday, 1 April 2025 16:23 (eight months ago)
Evan Longoria
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 May 2025 17:14 (seven months ago)
I thought he was a decent bet for the HOF coming out of the 2019 season: about to turn 34, still playing regularly, 55+ WAR. Stalled after that, so now consigned to 3B purgatory with Graig Nettles, Buddy Bell, Sal Bando, Robin Ventura, and a few others.
― clemenza, Monday, 12 May 2025 17:21 (seven months ago)
Rolling Nosferatus: 2018 and Beyond.
https://www.mlb.com/news/rich-hill-signs-minor-league-deal-with-royals
― clemenza, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 03:15 (seven months ago)
I mean this with full respect, Evan Longoria was the Ian Kinsler of third basemen. Definitely a hall of very good guy.
― omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 04:33 (seven months ago)
otm
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 04:33 (seven months ago)
I should have said outside shot instead of decent, but here's where he stood after his age-33 season compared to Scott Rolen:
Longoria: 297 HR, 1015 RBI, .267/.335/.474, 121 OPS+, 55.5 bWARRolen: 272 HR, 1062 RBI, .282/.370/.501, 125 OPS+, 58.6 bWAR
Other than Rolen playing his prime years during the PED era, I don't see a huge difference there. Rolen had three more good years after that; Longoria didn't.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 05:06 (seven months ago)
matt carpenter
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 20:50 (seven months ago)
for some reason, there are 4 distinct versions of matt carpenter that stick out to me
1 in the early 2010s, he was a doubles-machine and an OBP-nerd’s dream. it seemed like every time he was up in a big moment, he came through. from memory, i believe in 2013 he hit something like almost 60 doubles? (*checks: he hit 55).
2 at some point, a cardinals celebration developed where a lot of the players, particularly carpenter, who was frequently standing out at 2B after hitting a clutch double, would make a “chip dipping into the salsa and stirring” motion. matt carpenter began selling salsa in st. louis
3 matt carpenter, the bad late career version, who would give you lower back pain just to watch him. clearly, it hurt and it hurts and it will always hurt. i also suffer from lower back pain and sciatica. however, i am not a professional ball player. he played through it and swung and missed at exactly 100.0% of pitches thrown in the lower quarter of the strike zone. he was physically incapable of hitting them and would swing over them, every single time, 100.0%. that is a record.
3a this doesn’t really deserve a full 4th spot, but during this era i got into playing the videogame “the show” on ps4 for a couple months. i was really bad at it, but i saw a youtube of a real life mlb player tournament and matt carpenter was a contestant. i watched a full episode of him getting his ass kicked by someone, i forget who. but what stuck out was how competitive he was and also how uncomfortable it was to be “around” him, even virtually
i remember version 1 well, the doubles machine! and hell, i’ll buy his salsa, whatever :D
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:35 (seven months ago)
What was that weird Yankees postseason version
― triste et cassé (gyac), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:47 (seven months ago)
That dead cat bounce where he was doing the giambi on cleveland golf-at-everything was fun
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:51 (seven months ago)
xp that was the cardinals devil magic that he withheld at a crucial time. but i was glad to see it was still in there!
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 14 May 2025 21:57 (seven months ago)
forgot about this truly all-time matt carpenter moment. this is peak matt carpenter experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsfhjYLQF0
― z_tbd, Thursday, 15 May 2025 15:27 (seven months ago)
tony kemp
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 May 2025 20:12 (seven months ago)
kolten wong
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 May 2025 14:48 (seven months ago)
jean segura
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2025 18:45 (seven months ago)
Jake Diekman
― from…Peru? (gyac), Saturday, 24 May 2025 13:08 (six months ago)
josh harrison
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 June 2025 12:02 (six months ago)
whit merrifield
unofficially: i recently noticed that adalberto mondesi hasn't played in the minors or foreign leagues since he played 15 games for KC then tore his ACL in 2022.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:34 (five months ago)
he was hot shit there for a little while; too bad he didn't even get to the majors until he was 27 (and therefore never made more than $7m a year)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:40 (five months ago)
you look at his numbers and it's sort of wild he only topped 4 WAR once in his career. led the league in hits twice, SB three times, doubles once, triples once, topped out at 19 home runs one year and had a few season in the teens for HR. if he'd played in the 80's he would have been a legend.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 21:56 (five months ago)
NOT 40yo97do free agent David Robertson:
1.7 bWAR/1.8 fWAR for the 2024 Texas Rangers (34H, 2SV, 3W-3L, 99K/72IP, 33.4%K-rate)
Trying to think who else is out there in limbo-land...
Lance Lynn? JD Martinez?
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 15 July 2025 21:53 (five months ago)
Lance Lynn said he was retiring I thought
― from…Peru? (gyac), Tuesday, 15 July 2025 21:58 (five months ago)
says who?
Lance Lynn― triste et cassé (gyac), Tuesday, April 1, 2025 8:41 AM (three months ago)
― triste et cassé (gyac), Tuesday, April 1, 2025 8:41 AM (three months ago)
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 15 July 2025 21:59 (five months ago)
Kyle Gibson, who won 112 games when I was busy looking over there.
― clemenza, Thursday, 17 July 2025 22:45 (five months ago)
a candidate for 'worst single-game performance to end a career'
not that i have any idea how to produce such a list, even if i wanted to
(also a candidate for worst free-agent signing for a team that was supposed to contend in 2025)
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2025 01:19 (five months ago)
His exit ERA (16.78) must be up there too.
― clemenza, Friday, 18 July 2025 02:48 (five months ago)
12.1 IP...29 hits!
2.92 WHIP means you're essentially loading the bases every inning... well, except opponents were also slugging .938 off him.
1.431 OPS allowed is wild. As expected (see Verlander thread): fWAR is much, much kinder to this atrocious flameout of a career than bWAR.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 18 July 2025 03:01 (five months ago)
Someone who is yet to retire: 45yo Rich Hill starting tomorrow for the Royals against the Cubs lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― H.P, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 01:15 (five months ago)
Jesse Chavez (41), the most traded player in MLB history, has retired. FIVE (5) separate stints with the Braves.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 July 2025 19:02 (four months ago)
also nick ahmed, 35
old-school genuinely bad (big-league) hitter, but turned strong defense into a 12-year career
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 July 2025 21:23 (four months ago)
2018 & 2019, his two gold glove seasons, he had a WAR of 3.8 & 4 while batting an OPB+ of 88 (and not even really stealing bases)
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 July 2025 03:06 (four months ago)
Two time world series winner Alex Wood.
― H.P, Saturday, 9 August 2025 00:40 (four months ago)
anthony rizzo!
― na (NA), Wednesday, 10 September 2025 14:53 (three months ago)
it sucked that he was vocal against the covid vaccine, especially as a cancer survivor, but i always like him as a cub and he was a much more personable "face of the team" guy than kris bryant
― na (NA), Wednesday, 10 September 2025 14:56 (three months ago)
whoa! the ultimate 'stands on top of the plate' guy
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 14:57 (three months ago)
I believe I'm a minority of one who thought he deserved a little bit more blame for the botched World Series play last year.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:06 (three months ago)
Clayton Kershaw (after this season).
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:36 (three months ago)
Good.
― Marsee playground (gyac), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:38 (three months ago)
Same word I'd use, although I'm pretty sure we mean different things.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 September 2025 21:06 (three months ago)
Emmanuel Clase?
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:38 (two months ago)
Meaning he retired, or he was "retired" in the deadbeat-gambler/Goodfellas sense?
― clemenza, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:42 (two months ago)
(A very tastless joke I only make because I know that's not true.)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:43 (two months ago)
Hector Gomez is reporting that Emmanuel Clase may never pitch in the MLB again following his gambling scandal. The evidence against him is allegedly too damning.
It appears that he's not allowed to play the Dominican Winter leagues as well.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 01:47 (two months ago)
Kyle Hendricks.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 08:35 (one month ago)
didn't expect this: Erik Swanson. only 32, but coming off two injury-filled, less than stellar seasons (incl missing time after his son was hot by a car). but was lights out before that. thought he was the next closer after his first season with the jays when they got him for Teo
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 November 2025 18:51 (one month ago)